Americans need to pay $2000 + tax to revoke their citizenship

>Americans need to pay $2000 + tax to revoke their citizenship
>citizens have to pay tax on overseas income

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If you make under $102K you don't have to pay any

>be american
>move overseas
>thinks he can finally collect rainwater
>NSA's ten gorillion spy satellites see you do that
>get droned

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>be Australian
>making a Vegemite sandwich
>suddenly the kitchen lightbulb stops working
>go to replace it when suddenly the Australian Federal Police barge through the window
>"OY MATE, WHERES YER LOIGHT BOLB CHANGIN' LOICENSE?"
>before you can respond, a toxic Tarantula that got through the broken window kills you

>be amerishart
>go to the towns Macdonalds near the woods
>have a nice super sized combo with the 3 triple macs I ordered
>get so high on sugar that I go out of the Macdonalds and straight into the woods
>after a few hours roaming the woods and lost it stars raining
>thirsty as fuck from all the eating and walking, the light coke didn't quench my thirst
>open my mouth to get some of the rainwater inside, but remember I can't because it's illegal. Say fuck it because it's an emergency and Im not going to die of thirst in the woods
>open my mouth and drink the rainwater for 30 seconds
>a swat team arrives and watches my illegal activity, i get nervous and try to run but I'm slow because I'm too fucking fat and full
>they shoot me
>die

can't blame an argentinian for not knowing how Americans work
if a swat team arrives and we need to retreat to the bulletproof anti-school shooting chamber we simply vibrate our fat folds at particular frequencies so we can travel through the fourth dimension

>be reaf
>defending china online
>tries to banter
>realise you misgendered someone
>get arrested by healthy 400lb transwolf policewymyn

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>be australian
>notice shitposting relevancy on vietnamese ak47 assembling forum went down slightly
>find something about americans to spam until people remember why they hate aussies

>this kills the american

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but it's not illegal in my state
or any states nearby