Finland invented the Molotov cocktail

Finland invented the Molotov cocktail.

What revolutionary device did your country invent?

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the telephone

Colour Television

the atomic bomb

wifi

>not making your molotov with storm matches
also pretty sure they were used by both sides of the spanish civil war

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First oral contraceptive pill in 1951 (hehe nothing personnel kiddo)

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YA KILL EM

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That isn't a revolutionary device, though. It's rather a device used to empower capital and hegemony.

The most properly American, truly revolutionary device that I can unironically think of, is the pamphlet. But we didn't invent those.

Who cares? I drank one of those cocktails once and it wasn’t even good

>It's rather a device used to empower capital and hegemony.

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It's funny that you post a picture of "communism" as a would-be critique of what's just been written, when NK formally and quietly got rid of the last vestiges of pretense toward "communism" in their """constitution""" a few years ago. You would have done better to have posted a Stalin, a Castro or even today's Xi: almost literally anybody else that you'd be aware of, frankly.

The others are still "trying", in one sense or another. NK isn't even bothering to say that they try anymore.

Yachts

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I think they still claim to be socialist, just not Marxist, though I'm not an expert on the Juche idea. In any case they're still anti-hegemony, in that they oppose the US which is the leader of global capitalist hegemony.

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Captain Simeon Petrov, Bulgarian Air Force, invented the world's first purpose-built air-to-surface bomb in 1912. The innovations included aerodynamically stabilized x-tail and an impact detonator. The majority of aircraft bombs to date follow Petrov's design. The Bulgarian Air Force deployed the original prototype, thus becoming the first military force in the world to conduct tactical airplane bombing in a full-scale war in 1912

Carl Djerassi - a Jewish-Austrian-Bulgarian chemist, novelist, and playwright best known for his contribution to the development of oral contraceptive pills.
Stamen Grigorov - Dr. Grigorov made a major contribution to the creation of an anti-tuberculosis vaccine.
Stamen Grigorov - discovered Lactobacillus bulgaricus, patented bacteria used for the production of yogurt in 1905. The bacterium feeds on lactose to produce lactic acid, which is used to preserve milk.
Georgi Nadjakov - discovered the photoelectret state essential to modern photocopying.
Assen Jordanoff - invented the airbag for aircraft pilots that is nowadays used in automobiles.

We invented Finland

>Carl Djerassi
he and György/George Rosenkranz had said multiple times that the actual mind behind the first synthesis of the norethisterone was Miramontes.

We did Molotov Vyacheslav Mikhailovich

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other interesting facts:
Carl Djerassi was a Bulgarian-Jew but then he got Austrian and subsequently American citizenship while George Rosenkranz was a Hungarian-Jew but then he got Mexican citizenship.
Miramontes was a student of Djerassi and Djerassi was a student of Rosenkranz, but Miramontes was the first to die and Rosenkranz is still alive (101 years).
Djerassi was also a philantropist, artist and author, and one of the pioneers of the genre "science in fiction" and Rosenkranz was a famous contract bridge player.

cyкa блять

ХУЙ. Пиздa. ЪЪЪЪ ЫЫЫЫЫЫ

Rest in peace, Miramontes ;_;7

Defenestration

Not quite sure about that one

Zionism

Akshually was Göran Magnus Sprengtporten, crazy guy, who fought on both sides in the wars between Sweden and Russia.

Yes but spanish used them against other humans. Finns perfected the formula with sticky burning junk tar and ethanol. The concoction seeps easily into tanks from the grills of the machine and does pretty horrible damage to humans aswell. The spanish used it simply as an cheaper alternative for an explosive

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The Dynamite

The Zipper

>tar
Oh, you finns. You have foods with tar, too, don't you?

money

Yup. for example, tar flavoured ice cream

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Australia had probably the first court of arbitration in the world. That's kinda revolutionary.

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No where near as revolutionary as Wi-fi though.

I use a tar shampoo sometimes, myself, but I've never tried food with tar.
How does that icecream taste, for example? Do you have meats with tar, or tar sauces and such?
It's fascinating.

On every form, Drink, Candies, meats, sometimes at sauna, parfume
Thats literally all i use

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The computer

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Guerrilla

Famine

the stockmarket is probably the most revolutionary

if only devices count: the submarine

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Oh and Mendeleev periodic table

Guillotine ! :DDD

Tar shampoo is GOAT to be honest

The guillotine

fun fact: the name comes from Guillotin, a doctor in the National Assembly who said the condemned should be executed equally
Contrary to popular belief he didn't get decapitated, he died of some heart disease or smth

Bulgarian umbrella

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella

A boat that is half below the surface does not count as a submarine.

the angle grinder

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I was always told he was some humanitarian priest.

I dread the future.

Submarines. Ha-ha, beat that, rest of the world!

Damn, forgot pic

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mp3 player

Concentration camps

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The Most useful Animation

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child molestation

The dynamite.

modern hand grenade and land mine

The notepad

The cheese slicer.

Seatbelt

Sounds like a reboot to me

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Compact disc, Blu ray

The refrigerator

Thats an Austrian invention by the Austrian inventor, Josef Fritzl.

Also, I believe it was used mostly against Soviet T-26's lent to the republicans

nah finns invented it
it was named after molotov deliberately, same reason the RRAB-3 was nicknamed molotov bread basket

You are not attentive my friend.

Fishing lures that imitate the movement of a wounded prey fish.

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Nothing. We're absolutely worthless.

The pacemaker.

Bulgarian developed Suggestopedia

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Haven't you heard of tartar, you uncultured swine?

>Finland invented the Molotov cocktail.
That's not true. Finns only coined the term Molotov cocktail.

Quaaludes

That drug some people were using in the early 1970s?

Seriously nice. I had a phase with etaqualone "back in the day".

Really remarkable stuff.