Be americans

>be americans
>go on europe trip
>get caught in a terror attack on a train
>run towards the terrorist like the autists they are
>the terrorists ak47 jammed by pure coincidence
>beat up the terrorist
>gets their own hollywood movie who focus on everything from they were born to the terror attack
>go to the media and say
>“We know this series of events weren’t coincidences. It’s like our lives were leading up to that moment. You don’t always know what plan God has for you. What we’ve come to realise with hindsight is that this was all part of a plan, of a bigger picture. That’s where we were supposed to be that day.”
>goes on to appear on a realityshow called "Dancing With The Stars"

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Can't blame him. It was a pretty alpha move and cashing out on it makes sense. I would have done the same 2bh.

shrug
it was a pretty cool story

That is an authentic based and redpilled fella.

They deserve everything

Good for them. No faggot frenchman would have done what they did, jammed AK or not

powertripping autists
you fantasise beating up chad in front of your crush too?

Pretty based.

What are you butthurt about you disgusting shitskin?

We already have the US protecting our countries with their war machine and NATO.

Why not extend it further and have american tourists perform mandatory security jobs while traveling here. We get to lower our police budgets while americans get to feel all alpha and top chimp. Plus, even when some of them inevitably die, their countrymen will praise them as heroes.
It's a win-win.

Cry more about Israel instead you fucking cuck.

>hey lets run towards someone with an ak47 pointed at us
>it was muh god, i am special, let's make a movie about myself

He could have claimed a french passport too

>let's make a movie about myself
They didn't. They got offered a movie about themselves. Someone wanted to make a movie about the whole ordeal starring them.

I doubt he wanted to give away his American one. It would be a big embarassment if he declined the offer.

They deserved it. Fuck off nu-male

It seems like Americans would make a movie about almost every terrorist attack if atleast one American is involved in it nowdays. Why are they so desperate?

based american

can Moroccans do anything right
how hard would it had been to carry a pistol too and finish off the snow niggers

You're the Turk subhuman aren't you?

gotta stroke th3e publics cock to get them good and hard for iran takeover

>be american
>go on vacation in europe
>don't get shot

wow make a movie out of it

Kek

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nice

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Nah, the yanks did good. Though the real hero is the frog that chose to stay anonymous.

>>the terrorists ak47 jammed by pure coincidence
how many teroritz? all of their aks? yeah right

There was only one. The "AK" was probably a Draco

kek

why are d*nes so butthurt about the US? At least the deano and bruce do it for the lulz. You just seem completely upset

You're just butthurt that AK jammed and one of your pals couldn't slaughter a wagon-ful of infidels

Imagine your goal in life is stopping some shitty paki terrorist who was going to kill a bunch of subhumans (inc. himself).

unironically based burger

dog bless em

based as fuck

Are you implying you would rather have a country full of people who wouldn't try to stop a terrorist?

>gun loaded with blanks
>gun jams