My mother and father are watching a Roland Garros tennis match opposing an italian and a swede

My mother and father are watching a Roland Garros tennis match opposing an italian and a swede.
I enter the room and the italian player loses a point and my mom looks disappointed
I ask her «who do you side with»
She answers «the italian of course «
I say «why?» and she answers «they are our latin brothers!» :)

Pic is eggs made by our chickens

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it's actually an italian and an austrian

how many chickens do you have

I'm a real Latin.

Italians, Iberians and French people are South Europeans

cute

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It’s the same. I don’t consider austrians as brothers

We have 4
They roam freely in the garden
One is black and smaller than the others and get bullied

I am from southern France so I guess I’m south european

Please contribute to my thread

Have you ever had similar experiences?

nice

Dad watched all Leicester matches when Ranieri was coaching. Now it's still cheering for them.

nice
I think Italy will win the world cup, good luck

>South Europeans
North Africans*

americans census bureau considers north africans to be white
what's wrong with americans?

I cringed so hard
normies actually talk like this in the real world?
they're even more autistic than we are jesus

>mom
Fuck off yank

why are you so mean? you're being mean in every thread
chill out dude

yes, it happens here too.
My dad rooted for Spain when they won those 2008/10/12 international titles

there are more than one swiss posters faggot

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holy fuck u serious

Yes, why does it struck you that hard?

bro Italians won't play in the world cup
they couldn't classify :/

really? I didn't know that

Italy did not qualify for the wc XD

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kek that's why what u said was funny

I hope that italian poster didn't think I was making fun of him :(

I would say we are the same with nordic countries.

I guess so, you nords vote for eachother for the eurovision

I don't watch that show so I have no idea, but we do cheer at each other at competitions unless we are competing.

same, I never watched the eurovision, I find it stupid and low class but I heard about regional voting habits

It would not surprise me if we did. I now read about it and apparently we do, one year they did not give a single point and then people got surprised.

Your mom is based and redpilled. Fuck n*rds

La chance

El Negro

More autistic than you? Impossible. Switzerland is the country of autism. You have cold, shity mountains,banks everywhere,shity food,shity nasty people, depression.

Based racist chiken.


Burn the black one in cross

Based mom

m8 by very definition you aren't latin if you aren't european

you should get mapuche hens they produce blue eggs they are nice

Didn’t know about that, thanks

Why do you write 4/3 on them?

In the last (fifa) World Cup i said i was mostly rooting for Argentina for new world/Americanas stick together type shit but he said he was rooting for Germany cause we’re about half German mixed with some other smaller things. My reason is cringey too and I didn’t have anything against Germany I like their team but I did stick with my choice.

I mainly follow rugby so for example I’m always rooting for teams from the Americas before all else, ie uruguay USA Canada & Argentina.

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NP mate, just look for breeders clubs near you

Congrats on the win back in 2014 btw, bud.

It’s the daye the eggs were layed
They produce a lot and we don’t eat so many eggs so we keep track of the date

How come an American watches rugby?
Also the argentinian rugby team are scum

how much mess do they make? shit everywhere? years ago grandpa would let 3 in the garden and they ate up everything plus shit everywhere
now i would get them back but i dont wanna a destroyed garden

I played and can’t anymore, fell in love with it compared to soccer, amerifoot, and baseball which I’ve all played as well but don’t really watch

I obviously root for my American team in any sport first off I’m not a faggot but I do have loyalty to the Americas more than any other places

And why is the Argentine team scum to you?

We have a big garden so they don’t ruin it but their cage which is 3m2 looks like Verdun and it stinks like hell when it rains
I found myself considering chickens like unfriendly creatures after some time, they will jump at your face when you come to feed them

I used to play it too back then, I really liked the feeling of brotherhood you have with your team, what’s more rugby players tend to be a fun bunch.
Did you get wounded?

The argentinian team is always arguing with the referee and play sneaky ir cheat, which is something we frown upon here in French rugby.

They are sudacas mixed with the pressure of carrying the entirety of North and South Americas in the sport essentially so not only are they naturally ornery but they’ve got to worry about keeping up with the other top ten nations as well. But I know exactly what you’re saying lmao
And no I’m an infantry Marine so no sports just PT, closest thing I get is a pickup game of American football every once in awhile with not alotta guys

They have very good players, many come to play here in french clubs. I just wish they would play more fairly
Are marines forbidden to play sports that could harm them?

>Latin "brothers" who killed or enslaved 2 million Gauls out of a population of 4 million

What did your mom mean by this?

That’s true
And also about the brotherhood you mentioned in the last post yes that’s the only sport in the world with that level of brotherhood probably.

And no sir there’s just none here and not really any time for them, just dusty hills and training grounds

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My mom doesn’t hold grudges that are over 2000 years old, because she’s not retarded like you

Looks hot as fuck
Where are you located? New Mexico?

SoCal my man

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Must feel great firing such a big gun
Do you enjoy your life as a soldier? Ever been sent abroad?

It’s fun but a bitch to clean.
And I’ve only been forward deployed to japan for half a year since it’s peace time but I have another deployment somewhere coming up in a year.
Do you like watching French rugby over football?

Well Japan is nice to stay in I guess, I wish you not to be sent to some shithole country