Breaking news: bitches fucking suck

>So tonight come home from work.
>Girlfriend happy to see me.
>I bring cheap wine
>extra happy to see me
>”user I need your help”
>always ‘appy to ‘elp m’lady
>she is a paralegal
>says her boss asks her to find out about bitcoin and how to track it.
>/exe:misandrybubble.txt
>I say no. Knee jerk reaction to thinking of fellow biztard being sold out by me to greedy females.


She gets pissed off and starts acting all cold. I agree after some thought (considering she could pretty easily find out most of the info on her own,) and she refuses my help.

I’m fucking livid, like it was some sort of fucking female test. Bitch always times me out anytime I even broach the subject.

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>she refuses my help.
Have you heard of malicious compliance?

Honey, I'm sorry. Let me help you.
>"Hmph. No."
Okay if you say so
*Sits down, cracks open a beer.*

Exactly. I was like “fine I offered.”

Fuck that I’m not gonna be manipulated emotionally... The fact that she thinks that will work on me is somewhat insulting... we usually have a good relationship but this really burned my biscuits

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maybe next time you should say 'let me think about it' instead of 'no'.

Imagine being this feeble and clueless with women

Why didnt you just help her retard?

She should respect your moral views. You need to make it known that it was a moral objection and not just laziness. It's your girlfriend, you have to be honest with them or what's the point.

Yes thank you. As I said it was knee jerk, but also I badically felt like after thinking about it and agreeing I basically failed a Fucking “time test” like “too late”?

That’s fucking passive aggressive

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nigs what's there to be pissed about
>saved your time
>you didn't want to do it
If you don't let it get to you, you basically win on 3 points.

Imagine being a smoooooooth guy that knows it all!

School us ace! Show us your moves!!

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