Living in germany

>Living in germany
>Have chest pain and not feeling so well, can't stop thinking about it
>Go to the hospital at 22:00 o'clock Without an appontment
>Wait 15 minutes
>get an ECG
>get an Radiography
>It turns out it's nothing. just a muscle that's been cramped for a long time due to heavy weights
>Thank the doctor for his time and patience, ask him how much I owe the hospital
>He looks at me as if I said the weirdest thing in the world
>''....Nothing?''
>''o-o-ok''
>Leave

USA
USA
USA
USA

I am honestly thinking of settling down here. Bavaria is nice.

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there is no such thing as free lunch, nigger.

>''....Nothing
this is a fucking lie. you would be on the hook for a lot going to a German hospital as an American.

>living in Germany
>goverment takes away 90% of your money and gives it to turks and arabs and niggers and pole

The United States actually ends up paying the world's health bills. It's a messed up system filled with corruption, but it essentially falls down to the fact that America is the only one who can actually afford to hoist up the rest of the world, and any major health reform would actually cause the world economy to crash.

That's in part why America can get away with so much. While Americans pay sometimes hundreds of times more for the same medical procedures, they also benefit from other countries bending over backwards to appease them.

like fuck you pay for us.

>Go to the hospital at 22:00 o'clock Without an appontment
>Wait 15 minutes
>get an ECG
>get an Radiography
>for free
Americans will probably believe it lol

Most American post I've seen today

Wait, I really woud have to pay money for this in US?

Please tell us how America pays for the worlds healthcare.

>KIWI PHARMACISTS AND PHYSICIANS USE TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK AND INVENT MODERN MEDICINE

We should've never given any other nation our medicines and surgical techniques.

>we

the only explanation he will give is pic related flag waving. Americans are so consistently dumb it is astounding.

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The hospital is paid in well wishes and pixie dust. You are right, health care in Germany is free.

>>Go to the hospital at 22:00 o'clock Without an appontment
>>Wait 15 minutes

You mean:
>wait 4 hours amidst all kinds of smelly immigrants who scream in foreign tongues and poor elderly people that were dumped there by incompetent (probably immigrant) workers at their retirement home

you SHOULD have to pay for it, as a service, yes. the issue in the US is that everything in medicine is anti-competitive and so is expensive AF.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_in_Europe#Healthcare_rankings

your health care isn't great though ;)

>wait 15 minutes
OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

While the US doesn't pay the world's healthcare, the US does foot the bill for the vast majority of pharmaceutical and general medical R&D, about 90% of it.

>>Living in germany
>>Have chest pain and not feeling so well, can't stop thinking about it
>>Go to the hospital at 22:00 o'clock Without an appontment
>>Wait 15 minutes
>>get an ECG
>>get an Radiography
>>It turns out it's nothing. just a muscle that's been cramped for a long time due to heavy weights
>>Thank the doctor for his time and patience, ask him how much I owe the hospital
>>He looks at me as if I said the weirdest thing in the world
>>''....Nothing?''
>>''o-o-ok''
>>Leave

>go home and pay 60% taxes
IT FREE DOE RIGHT

Still better than living in a country that gives part of its country up for grabs to Russia.

>Thinks healthcare there is free

Yeah, if youre a dumbass. You dont go to the hospital here in the states for for some pains. You go to your primary care physician or an Urgent care. The average private insurance will cover preventative care and even a hospital visit with a referral.

>You dont go to the hospital here in the states for for some pains.
People on medicaid do

>permanently having your people replaced and you women turked is better than living in a temporarily divided state

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why are you lying

>the poors
Ew

>Go to the hospital at 22:00 o'clock Without an appontment
>Wait 15 minutes
>get an ECG
>get an Radiography

You bastard. My health care system may be free, but it's slow as fuck. I'd be waiting AT LEAST 3 hours before anything happened.

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But there is such a thing as overpriced lunch, like healthcare in burgerland.

You should move to germany. In that way, both USA and Germany will be whiter.

Because medical companies overcharge Americans, the rest of the world can actually afford medical procedures and medication. We're looking at a global industry where one country pays more than the rest of the world combined.

>Please tell us how America pays for the worlds healthcare
What's the R&D budget for the NHS?

oh wow, 15 new different variations of xanax, how amazing
fuck off faggot, there hasn't been an important medical discovery in years

if only

Through fucking medical research and drug development, Achmed. US pharmacutical companies expend billions researching new drug compounds and the US is obe of the few countries that honors drug patents. Yuros will just genericise new compounds to keep costs low. Americans pay out the ass for new drug research so that yuros can hold onto their unsustainable healthcare models a few years longer.

Also, there is a reason that foreign monatchs, politicians, and tycoons come to America for medical treatment. We by and large have the best, cleabest and most cutting age medical centers in the world with only a few exceptions. Socialized medicine is all maintainence causr thats all your systems can afford.

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Calm down, you sound angry.

Last I heard you were required to prove health insurance coverage before you were allowed to visit. That was like 5+ years ago though.

What are you fucking stupid?

Broke my hip in December medical bill was almost $300,000 insurance covered $25,000

Your medication is not expensive because of R&D, it's expensive because of profiteering scams like Valeant.

Also Bismarck model best model.

and what fucking drugs have come out of that R&D, retard?

> muh tax

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>Because medical companies overcharge Americans
Yeah, because there is no such thing as overhead...

Probably not for chest pain, they do triage.

>Wait 15 minutes
>15 minutes
You're so full of shit, it hurts. You could at least have said 4 hours to make your fake and gay story more believable.

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Are these supposed to be averages or what

>Living in Brazil
>Have chest pain and not feeling so well, can't stop thinking about it
>Go to the health center
>There is no doctor
>Go to the closest hospital
>Full crowded.
>Also, there is no doctor
>Go to the central hospital
>See this
>Wait 4 hours
>Die
A-at least it is free, universal healthcare!

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>a temporarily divided state
Let's be honest here, Giorgi.

Jesus fucking Christ, Germany and Belgium are serious tax cucks.

>user wastes someone elses money
Good job.

But it's exactly the same here. OP is full of shit, that's all. German health care is godfuckingawful.

not really, germany spends less on gibs than america, they just run larger deficits to finance lower taxes

>wait 15 min for a radiography
>at 22.00 pm

No way

Too true.

Thought I had appendicitus and waited 6 Hours till I got a Ultrasound.

Free healthcare is also slow. OP is talking BS

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Diggi, es war im Krankenhaus in Lauf an der Pegnitz. Vorgestern, um 22Uhr. Kann sein das bei ner kleinen Stadt nichts los ist.

Even in the UK chest pains will get you seen very quickly. Anything life threatening will get rushed through triage and all the mongoloids with sprained wrists will wait another hourZ

finland and italy as well

Perhaps all of the damned cancer research and tech up to this point. Most if not all R&D and experiments are conducted in the USA, your countries get the data and build from that.

If the US were to fall, the world's scientific progress would stagnate as the rest of the world wouldn't be able to reach the same level as the USA had.

Stupid short sighted retard. You dont get new compounds out of thin air. You have to actually do RnD and expend capital to even have a shot at discovery. No deposit, no return, bitch.

Plus just in the last few years, synthetic alternatives to lithium have been developed that can help treat Bipolar disorder and manic depressive disorders without lithium's more terrible side effects. It took medical science of 7 decades to make that breakthrough.

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>pay shitton of taxes
>HEALTHCARES FREE GUYS!!
Why are leftists SO FUCKING STUPID?!?!

IT'S LIKE GIVING THE GOVERNMENT 40K AND THEY GO BUY YOU A 25K CAR !!!! DUMB SHITS!!!!

>you would be on the hook for a lot going to a German hospital as an American.
nope
youtube.com/watch?v=Mwantba05Y0

Don’t fall for the pharma Jew. Having the option of 25 different “anti-depression” or “relaxation” pills is not groundbreaking medical science. Neither are pills for fats to avoid exercise. And it certainly doesn’t account for the worlds healthcare.

>>Go to the hospital at 22:00 o'clock Without an appontment
>>Wait 15 minutes
>>get an ECG
>>get an Radiography
Confirmed for never having been in a German hospital.

>this is a fucking lie. you would be on the hook for a lot going to a German hospital as an American.

free ECG tho

>literally nothing
kek

>If the US were to fall, the world's scientific progress would stagnate as the rest of the world wouldn't be able to reach the same level as the USA had.
americans actually fucking believe this

This. Notaufnahme is hell on earth. You have to wait hours together with degenerate junkies/alkoholics and sick disgusting shitskins with their kinds screaming all the time.

This + "thank you for all the innovation that makes this story possible USA, but ur stoopid :^)"

Diggi I pay 7% of my loan for healthcare each month. 6% are str8 taxes and another 10% goes for my old-age pension.

by the way, the only really groundbreaking medical research going on right now is stem cells and that shit is ILLEGAL in the USA

Im amazed people who dont know feel able to comment on it

Where do you think all of new techniques come from? the new equipment? You think doctors just invent shit for free on their lunch breaks?

1960 - Fentanyl was made and distrubuted from the U.S

2017 - Fentanyl Global Overdosing Epedemic


Where would the world be without your drugs?

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

So 23% total?

essentially every drug since the 60s hahah what are you even talking about

is that what they tell you over there? thats pitiful dude

I work for the NHS and still waited 3 hours for someone to look into my chest pain with receptionist pushing me up the que

It was on a friday night though which is the worst night

Got brain cancer last year, several MRIs, multiple trips to the hospital, surgery in a hospital at the other side of the country, a lot of medication, and I didn't pay a cent

Was? What's so impossible about wha I just said? Das ERSTE was die Ärzte machen wenn es um anything heart related geht ist EKG. I ''pushed'' them a bit to make a radiography just to be sure. They said Ok.

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Sound alike you have shit ball insurance

so just anti depressants then?

why don't you look into the stem cell research currently ongoing in central america that isn't allowed in the USA and get back to me

Alot ofbrain/spine cancers arnt treated on the british NHS because they are too risky, most of my patients go to america (im a physio working with brain and spine trauma)

you got lucky frog

dawg, stem cell research is legal in the states. bush restricted funding for research into harvesting stem cells from human embryos, which nobody does now anyway because as a result of that restriction, researchers found better ways to harvest stem cells

Sounds right, yes.

We have the best healthcare in the world except for cancer treatment... our surviving rates are almost the lowest in the developed world

>lucky
Yeah apparently we happen to have one of the masters of brain surgery in the country. Had to travel to see him but it was worth it

>Live in Australia
>Overdose on oxycodone and Valium i.e my own damn decision
>Free ambulance to hospital
>Get seen immediately
>See my private GP who bulk bills me because I'm a student
>Be referred to a free psychiatrist and get an appointment within a week

Fake and Gay

Also, reminds me that I enjoyed my visit to your country 8 years ago

>>It turns out it's nothing. just a muscle that's been cramped for a long time due to heavy weights
>two weeks later
>die from a heart attack
>german """"health care"""""

That's so outlandish I have a hard time imagining that

>''....Nothing?
Explain this burgers. Why do all of you niggers think healthcare is somehow "free" in Europe? Last weekend I talked to a burger couple who seriously thinks everything healthcare related is just "free".
Nothing is free you fucking idiots. You either pay insurance or taxes, they get the money to fund it either way. AND THEY GET THE MONEY FROM YOU.
Fucking burgers.

>we have good health care except for the really important stuff

>free
t. underage nigger who never worked in his live

Nothing is free you retard. You parents know this kid, they pay the taxes.

I also do not get any tax returns at the end of the year, so that kinda sucks. But honestly it's ok like that. All things considered, I do not pay for my dentist either for example. ONE doctor/hospital visit in the US and you're basically even for at least 2 years.

25% of my money goes to taxes before my check gets deposited to my bank account. Employer healthcare is like 250 a month which is about 6% of my earnings annually. If I was in Europe my taxes would be like 50%+ or some cucky shit with worse service.

Relax swatchnog, we know

>ONE doctor/hospital visit in the US and you're basically even for at least 2 years.
Unless you have insurance.... Cost me $20 for a doc visit

In France if you're poor you get the free state insurance so basically 100% of your healthcare needs are taken care of