America: are you ready?

America: are you ready?
Euroboy: wait we shouldn't be doing this
America: why are you a faggot or something
Euroboy: no it's just that i'm seeing some one else
America: do you mean that faggot mohammed
Euroboy: yea
America: oh come on do you really want to take it up the ass from that faggot
Euroboy: no
America: than shut up and kiss me
Euroboy: but what if he finds out
America: who cares i'll kick that sand niggers h teeth down his throat if he tries anything
Euroboy: ok
*they passionately kiss*
America: don't worry i'll keep you safe from that dune coon
Euroboy: thank you

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saw two hot girls making out tonight
it was awesome


i have no gf and have never had sex

>i have no gf and have never had sex
same here that's why i make threads.
life if not fun

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Didn't America notice that Russia put benis in her pooping hole recently?

>a thread died for this

>tfw I'll never have a gf like that

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Feels suffering

the love between America and Europe priority over everything

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feels pain man

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I fapped to this

AAARRRRGHHHHHHH

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>tfw no cute white gf who's dominant in bed and with views/tastes I share to call me a spic subhuman while emptying my balls, after which we'd cuddle and watch anime together while reminding each other that our racial differences don't matter
I don't think I'm gonna make it

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Here's a better woman to represent America

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what the fuck this is gay

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Time to look for another fetish, lads.

Being femdom'd isn’t cool and you aren’t “lucky”.

>When I was 21 I was raped by the girl who was my girlfriend at the time
>The worst day of my life was when she decided to tie me up
>She told me all the dirty things she was going to do to me while she kissed my neck and whispered into my ear as she tied my arms and legs down to the bed
>Everything she said she was going to do was normal to me (suck me, ride me)
>So I let her tie me up. After I was tied up she asked me to try to break free and offered a reward to me if I could
>She said she would be back and if I wasn’t free then I would miss out on the reward.

>She came back and stood at the door and stared at me.
>She then told me how I wasn’t going to be rewarded because I couldn’t get out.
>She then told me she was going to punish me.
>Long story short, she ended up sodomizing me with her vibrator.
>I must have said no a thousand times. I was crying and begging her to stop which in hindsight probably made it worse.
>I was anally fucked, then she tried to ride me but I couldn’t even get up.
>I was so broken emotionally and in pain physically.
>She then got very mad that I couldn’t get it up which was never a problem.
>I was beaten for a while.
>Then the vibrator again while being hit.
>It lasted about 6 or 7 hours but felt like it was a dozen.
>For a while she just left it in me while she went in the other room to watch TV.

>It was mid day when she tied me up and had been dark for a few hours after it was over.
>I ended up falling asleep tied up.
>I think I just passed out more from exhaustion of trying to break free/get her to stop.
>I woke up and I was untied in bed by myself with blood on my ass

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I hate this pasta because it implies that getting sodomised is somehow not super hot

Hot.

it's not gay it's love

If you will not think it will go away.
At least I try.

(it doesn't)

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I can't help it!

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That's the point you fucking retard
>hurr durr its not hot its traumatizing
>*tells an incredibly hot story with LURID details*

Although it's pasta I feel empty that I'll never have gf like that

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No need to be so rude

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This is ridiculous

Damn nigga where u live?

Insert wall joke here.

We want this too

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I just want a Nordic gf that towers over me and call me her brown midget.

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good job ruining a cute image with an insipid dialogue

>no girl will ever do this to me

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>insipid dialogue
but it's love user

eeeeh. this would be fine if she used lube and gave you some water to drink every so often.

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you wont steal our european DNA thot

This made me laugh
I have never kissed a girl and have been rebuffed every time I've showed interest in a girl.

Why does the euroboy always get dommed

because America is bigger richer and stronger so we are like your mommy domy

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jesus christ

I don't know why this thread was created
But I like it

Are americans always this dominant? Even the girls?

Gentle femdom is not only best femdom, it's the only acceptable femdom.
Trust me, I'm an expert.

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>that mommy boy who dislikes brutal femdom

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Just want to experience pure love 2bh, something that will probably never happen.

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Based

I have only ever tried asking a girl out once in grade 12. I was rejected, never tried again