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opinions?

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dua lipa is quite a slag desu

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anyone else legit despise their oneitis

decided im gonna spend an hour a day learning about important companies

banks, oil industry, supermarkets, leading retailers

will know how the world works in due course

>dads family (irish) all healthy, tall
>mams family (english) history of heart disease, small
anglos even ruined my genepool

Racist.

British marbles.

peng

the tingest of pengs

going to rattle fat cat if I ever saw him

havana is a great song desu

idea: ancap, but instead of anarchy its all run by mao

hate how runts don't understand the no true scotsman fallacy and apply it to other situations.
it's only no true scotsman if you backtrack. if someone opens with "An aberdeen man is a sex maniac" it isn't the no true scotsman fallacy to say "He's not a Scotsman" since it doesn't involve any revision.

sell them to the highest bidder

if greece and uk cant agree send them to new york or paris, everyones a winner

hi poley

i also get my lanklet height from the irish side of the family

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cat just started humming to the tune of "cat scratch fever"

Oh myyy

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business idea:
a willy but in my bum

gutted about anthony bourdwho honestly an amazing figure a real inspiration to me growing up sleep tight prince i know youre cooking up something from heaven xoxoxoxox

FOY

based eternal anglo seducing the fenian menace

Fuck does that mean?

new clothes I ordered online for the weekend wont arrive until Monday

JUST

FONC

not going to click but grimaced at the title

drop the Elgin Marbles on my marbles (testicles)

well im 6’1 so its not too bad just worried i’ll have heart problems

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i'm 6'6 and have resigned myself to an early death

kebab on the way

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Is it true about Beckham lads?

leave it fucking out

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rasheed

trying to play poland in kaiserreich
taken galicia but now surrounded by cunts

rip england fans

freak

*gets my bits out*

must be nice heightmogging cunts all day

yes
he's finally being knighted

why are the normie freaks wigging out about David Beckham when as far as I can tell literally nothing has happened

Everyone's hyped about the world cup...personally, I'm FAR more excited about E3. Can't wait to see all the new games I'm going to get to play!

she has to be. they're investing millions in her and counting on the success. thats how they do it now in the internet piracy age

its also why Ed Sheeran's face is likely to start randomly appearing on twix wrappers and literally every second song you hear on the radio now is a rehash of a big-medium hit song from the 90s

too risky to invest in new shit, and any remote sign of success in something that might look its working they immediately double-down on

it's decent but wish i was (slightly) smaller so i didn't stand out so much like a freak

unironically this. why the fuck would I want to watch someone play a sport? it's like watching someone play a video game

when will be?

i like football and games so it's double win for me(like tennis too so been ejnoying that as well go nadal)

What's your willy:height ratio?

except he probably has a tiny head, is ugly and/or deformed, and looks like a twig

oppa gangnam style

business idea: death penalty for nonces but executions are shown on all television channels and on the big electronic screens in public so people face up to what they're doing and can either revel in the spectacle of televised social cleansing, or realise that taking a life isn't a very pleasant thing at all and maybe if they don't want to see it they shouldn't be enabling it.

no i wasn't put up to this by Rupert Murdoch stop asking

i unironically rate lana del rey

makes me feel like james bond when i listen to it even though im sat in fred perry boxers slouched over

probably not till next year

dunno, it's like 7.5 inches which i'm guessing is in proportion and average for my height
i'm a bit ugly, was a super skeleton growing up but have started to become chubby haha need to hit the gym

she's pretty good. has lovely feet too.

Xanax and any other benzo is safe really, just don't do them every day. I suggested it as you sounded like you needed an immediate short term solution for one event which its perfect for

I did them for 3-4 days a week for about 2 months and nothing has happened to me, I was able to quit immediately with no withdrawal and I didn't develop a tolerance
Obviously the point isn't to get fucked up on them, just take small doses for calming effects

jews

NO STARS IN THE SKY
THEY PUT 'EM ON THE STREET
WITH THE BUMS AND THE TRAMPS
THAT NOBODY NEEDS

Gonnae be me telling ye tae fuck off, you keep making shite posts like this.

‘bab is here

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you lads going out on the lash tonight?

he shagged his daughters fit teacher and got her preggers

thought I'd burn through this gram in a matter of hours but I just don't feel like using it

I think my soul is finally dead
only one thing left to do

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Don't have anxiety anymore which is a bizarre feeling. Its sort of boring in a way.

Did a fair amount of LSD and a short period of benzos. Feel like I've come a long way but there's still a bit of social anxiety persisting.

If someone told me I'd suddenly have to do a presentation in front of 300 people tomorrow I wouldn't mind and wouldn't think anything of it, neither would I care much on the day. Before my heart would probably be all over the place and I'd be shitting just the idea of it.

can't find any source for this except for normie freaks quoting each other

no i dont have any friends

I'll be your friend :3

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Coventry is the new Greater London

Best Cadbury's since the one where that nigger played the drums.

adios cokelade

get it into you cokelad

bit dead init

Damn.. he's right..

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not interested cokemong, only want to hear from you when you've had an adventure, like when you farted in the middle of waitrose or when you frowned at a girl in a wheelchair

may I take your order?

Vision's all fucked up. Hope passing out is in the cards

never stepped foot in a waitrose in my life
only witnessed a waitrose shop on a handful of occasions

one shiny mondo burger gf please

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What books you reading lads?

Read The New Tsar: The Rise and Reign of Vladimir Putin and Adults in The Room by Yanis Varoufakis in the past two weeks

who?

what are the top 3 English cities outside of London to visit for a day trip and a wander around the city centre?

Yes I know they're all shite but think in relative terms

time and being by henri bergson and a biography of velazquez for woek

having great fun watching question of sport

Moni if you're reading this don't fuck around with DNP, you'll give yourself serious heart issues

Homage To Catalonia.