How do I get an autistic girlfriend who cosplays?

How do I get an autistic girlfriend who cosplays?

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step 1: anime

Not very hard desu. Are you in uni?

Are they girls or girls with penises?

I'm starting uni this july but I'm 20 years old.

Most of these "alternative" girls who are into geeky/boy stuff are even higher maintenance, more annoying, more self-centered and more likely to be cheating whores than your average girl.

'how do I get a trashbag girlfriend who indulges in childish hobbies?'

Be an asian man

This. Appearances often interest them more than actual interests, unfortunately

Just be the following

1. Asian
2. Male

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That shouldn't be an issue. Just go to some clubs (the extracurricular kind, not the party kind) and things may work out. Don't be a creep though and don't go just for the girls, they'll catch on and ostracize you.

A better look at her without the cosplay

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Weeb girls only like Japanese men, like how weeb men have a fascination with Japanese women

>wanting to stick your dick in crazy

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Look at her figurine collection in the back

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just go to weeb related things at uni and don't be an orbiter. they'll go straight for you if you're not ugly as you'll be the only male that's not insufferable to them

Her husband is Asian

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Be good at leggo legends

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OBSESSED

Now, do you think that garbage interested her before or after meeting him?

>groupie prostitute
>crossdressing sneaky

This isnt ideal for any self respecting person

I mean I don't think anyone would say no to her

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you didn't ask him but i think it interested her before
so he's like her sugar daddy and stuff

>he's here :^)

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go to a con

Before definitely. I hate AMWF spammer but he's actually right here.

(You) can't

Most would...
>chinese
>cosplayer
>soft core porn
>known groupie for gamers

honestly you have no standards. A 5/10 slag is better than that.

Hey OP, I'm cosplaying as shitposter right now

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I wonder how or why? Most girls I've met, if they had hobbies beyond TV, were into musicals, hyper-basic anime, or animals. Little else.

That gives me hope

he got his wish, I would never touch an asian women just knowing this creatura is cut from the same cloth

>you'll never have a gf
>you'll never have a gf that cosplays
>you'll never have a gf that cosplays for you
>you'll never have a gf that cosplays for you as your favorite character
>you'll never have a gf that cosplays for you as your waifu

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I wanna so fuck those cosplay girls.
They have darkness in their mind.
I wanna see their ahegao so bad.

>girl on the right literally looks like my friend who i play games with and shes into cosplay
>did hot as fuck 2b cosplay
>wanked so many times over that pic
>tfw shes lesbian
shes got tennisball sized honkers as well what a waste

wtf. weeb mommies actually exist

They make me uncomfortable. I can't understand their motives, which makes trusting hard

I'm not even ranked yet let alone challenger

>autistic
you meant a turboslut? Just be decent looking, go to con and don’t be a creep

Won't work, that couple is an exception.

just be yourself

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Don't bother lad they're usually completely batshit and will take part in some mega orgy at cons with the best looking guy cosplayers.

This, don't even bother OP.
I had a classmate in UNI who cosplays and first time meeting she was pretty chill then as you get to know her she's really crazy.