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stealing welly's panties edition

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dont bully sachiko you stupid ass nigger

>tfw wearing skirt while shitposting with the boys

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i found a kot at last
now i can go home

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>tfw get paid to shitpost and wear girl clothes
how can anyone else ever hope to compete

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>tfw get no pay but get free medication and girl clothe wearing time
compete with this

>tfw completely naked while shitposting with the boys

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Did you pet him?
Or was he shy?

t.pervert

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pervo

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ran away before i got too close

you'd best stop being such a lewd boy or flip-kun will bully you

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obligatory

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I haven't gotten outta bed yet so I haven't put clothes on
I'm not a pervert!

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that's right.. you know, you still haven't invited me over so we can cuddle in our birthday suits

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cellection will grow
>he doesnt sleep in a suit and a corsett

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>he doesn't sleep in cute clothes

>you still haven't invited me over so we can cuddle in our birthday suits
Well no time like the present.
Come around and we can squeeze each other tightly.
I'm 2 poor for clothes, I'm a mere peasant.
The only thing I have is a potato sack that I've cut holes in to wear outside.

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Morning bois
HI CUTIE I MISSED YOU

morning qt

yes please..

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morning

No peasants allowed in /ausnz/
out

stop posting cute butts, i cant control myself

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Good morning buddy!
>yes please..
Now heres the question...
Do we spoon or face to face?

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i think face to face only works when you're the same height... maybe you should be the big spoon and just press your pelvis tight against my bum..

gave this pussy some headpats and now she doesnt want me to leave
morning chch

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>scares away the husband
Typical :c

How are you guys?
I prefer dresses over skirts tbqh

i love dresses also :') just a little harder to conceal them at home

your dresses are really cute too

>chch is the reason why im not gehey
something needs to be done about her.. i think she's a bad influence on you...

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Can I pls have headpats?

No shes not
congay, welly and westy are!
*gives headpads*

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damn right i am

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>something needs to be done about her.. i think she's a bad influence on you
You mean help me with my efforts to cuddle and lewd him right?
I'm very attached to that boy, not sure what id do without him

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>maybe you should be the big spoon and just press your pelvis tight against my bum..
That was my plan... you would have to excuse my excitement though, a man can only take so much.

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Gross terrorist-muslim

>and westy are!
You were once a bad influence on me!
Lets just call it even stevens.

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Real pic of me

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>you would have to excuse my excitement though, a man can only take so much.
i might be tempted to push you past your breaking point then... maybe a bit of bum wiggling while we're spooning would be in order

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>tfw

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Disgusting fucking black people. Kill em!!

KILL ALL MUSLIMS

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Well if you're wanting to send me over the edge, wiggling your bum while we're cuddling will no doubt do it.

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what would you do if i did happen to send you over the edge..

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I'm sleeping more than 12 hours a day. This can't be good.

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lay off the promethazine

I would get very handsy and very pushy and I couldn't be responsible for my actions.

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Pic of westie

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naked westy 0w0

This is without promethazine

Come down here welly and join me in being naked.

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i'll just have to bear with that if i want to spoon and tease you then..

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>let me explain you, how white men are suppressing me

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damn...

>i'll just have to bear with that if i want to spoon and tease you then..
I'm sure you wouldn't hate it anyway.
I might think you would deliberately push me too far to get that out of me.

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>I might think you would deliberately push me too far to get that out of me.
how can you tell

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Who is this fella?

>how can you tell
I can feel it in my bones.

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hope one bone in particular can feel it

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You're going to feel it too if you keep this up.

oh nooo, that would be exactly the opposite of what i want

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what do you want, congay?

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can't you just ask your bf for some dicking

he's busy at the moment. stinky dumb normie bum

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>no bf to take advantatge of drunken me

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>no BF to crossdress with me

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is it still rape if i blow you while you're drunk..

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>no bf

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wisconsin..?

Suppose I better put some clothes on then.

Don't really want to though.

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california :(

No!

>not living in florida

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why is that cutie

meyoui?

yay!

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>tfw husbando is too busy sleeping to lewd with
>tfw all my lewding options are exhausted
J u s t e n d m e

I'll have you know I'll be leaving this shithole when I ship off for boot camp :^)

meyoui

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hey caliqt! i haven't seen you in a while!

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I want to go out and grab some greasy food and that would require me covering up.
*ends you*
No need to thank me.

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>Not living in Oregon

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i know that feel

good luck

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>greasy food
yuck westy! you know that goes to your thighs!

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>not living in opiod central
>not buying some cheap oxycontin and then hunting gators

you sure you're not mixing me up with someone else? I've just been lurking for a while

thanks bruv

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yeah i guess i am

when are you going into basic?

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Hmm yeah...
I guess I'll just cook up some cornflakes then, thats easier than getting dressed and walking down to the shop.

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i hope you're not going to try to trick me into eating cereal with hot milk again..

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>not living in weed/mushroom central
>Not buying some good weed and hiking through the forest collecting mushrooms

I don't know because fucking MEPS is delaying my enlistment for mild acne... I'm a bit frustrated.

awww

hope they don't screw you over for too long!

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Hehe I remember that, at least you didn't get tricked into having a water sandwich like I did with some other poster.

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>not risking being killed by crackheads every day to get a sandwich from publix

>a water sandwich
are you serious...

But THICCC thighs

Truly a friend I can count on!

I'll irritate the crap out of him later, that'll learn 'em for daring to sleep

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thanks man, sooner I get my life sorted out the better

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what branch are you gonna go into? and where are you hoping to get stationed?

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why not just go into bed and hug him

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I'm dead serious.

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I'm going into army active duty, but I don't really care where I get stationed as long as the MOS is good. Hopefully it'll be something related to intel/signal corps or 91F.

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>not risking being killed by dopeheads every day to get a sandwich from subway

that's a soup!

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HEY EVERYONE DESU!

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