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FUCK YES, CYBERPUNK 2077

DOOD GIDEO VAMES

its colorful and not the shitty "everything is gray and dirty and raining" cyberpunk meme
it looks so good
they got everything right

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your heart's big as texas

bethesda in 4 hours

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Disappointment and lies in 4 hours

it's getting dark and getting cold
i'm getting tired, you're getting old

Once there was a man from Nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it

I'd like to be that man

hey......

Hey!

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vignette best girl

>Nantucktet

he was also known, as yakub

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i luv u

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U BITCH

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should i trip around a roommate?

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coffee is the greatest invention of mankind

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no

*uses the name ottawa despite the fact it's trademarked*

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what have you done to prepare for the apocalypse?

watched anime

nothing

>me leik vidyeo gayums

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i'm not overweight

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i'm losing weight, growing my hair out, and i regularly shave my boi*****

pics or it didnt happen

why would you need a shaved boi***** for the apocalypse

also how do you do it

with laser, like a good sissy

n-no bulli...

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can you not?

>tfw my mom never wanted to buy me videogames and now i'm grown up but it's too late
i feel like i missed out desu

you unironically didn't miss anything. seriously.

>Hungry Skellingtons will starve within a week while Fat Chads can last months by tapping into their fat storages
oh no no no

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>desktop wont connect to wifi
wtf stop being a mr nigger

can i not what?

t. fatty

Wow sucks to be you, the fuck is wrong with your mom

today is quite a good day

my parents are cooking corn on the barbecue

excited for work tomorrow

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can fat people really survive just on their fat and water? isn't their stomach gonna get fucked up if the don't eat anything?

take me through a typical work day in the life of yours

>milkies

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MOMMY

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it varies, i've done:
>data entry
>physical labor (moving stuff in the labs)
>programming (matlab and instrument languages)
>calibrating sensors
>buying things or talking to sales reps about new equipment they want to buy

milk truk has arriv

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fat

doesn't sound very interesting desu, sounds like just some gay labour job
hope you can do some engineering stuff

/dead/

milk trucks

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MOMMY

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>guaranteed a job
>practically guaranteed a gf
>tight-knit, homogeneous communities
>zero degeneracy, the few low-lives and trouble makers that exist are immediately dealt with
>god is literally leading the country
Prove to me the North Korea isn't heaven on Earth.

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i dont think ambrosia tastes like grass

would it be a bad idea to lift if I'm having chest pains

im gonna say the n-word

Why are these three countries sharing same thread now that two of them are in open conflict against USA?

>tfw self esteem so low that when I get hit on by girls, I think it's a joke
How do I turn this shit around friends? This chick is actually pretty hot

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get ready, here it comes

>bit of a friendly banter
>"open conflict"
no

what's this?
tits for ants?

nigger

Don't hate gays at all, but during the pride shit in my city this weekend, saw one too many guys on public transportation wearing like assless shorts and gimp shit. I understand the value of having a visual public presence, but when people do shit like that, it has the opposite of the intended effect

checked

Fresh milk delivery

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trump cannot destroy our love
#lovewins

sorry cishet your time is over, you and all the other bigots :)

based

upboat

breakin out the hard stuff boys

/cum/ wins again.

also internet seems to have sorted itself out on my desktop, good news
wasn't getting an IP off the router for some reason fucking pos

Digits don't lie

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xvideos.com/video28178463/sexy_wife_with_huge_natural_tits_-_camsxrated.com

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good comment

Booze? What's your poison for today, bud?

Good post

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Gonna have sex with my gf next time I see her

alberta premium
strange its cheaper than royal reserve which comes in a plastic bottle, yet the premium comes in glass. also had a couple bow river beers, fuckin things are almost 1 buck a beer, almost unheard of up in leafland. also got some cider just to try for a lol

hey
dont do that

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i think it might rain here

should i smoke a blunt like a nigman or a bowl like a wypipo

*heats up a dab*