/brit/

>releasing an album every week

why do they do this

From sitting on my arse all day being a piece of shit

fuck the uk

Tell me!!

Ahh when am I gonna learn

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get a life who horrible little munchkin stead of sitting on here all day mumbling to yourself you weirdo freak

incel

the chinese girl's fanny smelled like fish but it felt really good

I'd ask her if I could come over so we could play patty cake or something.

it's way better than ye. I hate most of his work but the last two albums were great

>monday morning

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>morning

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did you spoof in her

no need to say words like that brohamster.

I'm starting to hate them more and more. I bet our peasant serf ancestors didn't hate Mondays as much as we do.

Hurrr bdurr durrr derrrr burr? Hurr durr bdurr. Based.

in her mouth once (she did NOT like it) but not in her fanny

haha just tricked a guy into thinking my maccas fish fillet was a squint's fanny

I also sit all day but mine looks like a round girls butt and has no hair
>tfw gf loves my ass

Have become a caffeine-needing runtoid

Can literally feel every sip of coffee lifting me up a little bit. It feels nice, but at what cost?

stuck my willy in a maccas fish fillet

same but idk what effect it has on health (aside from stage 2 runtiness

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Gave one of my free range Australian runts an Iceland fish chunk and it chucked it at its friend who then violently shagged it. Have had them both moved up several places on the glue list.

stuck me willy in worse desu

Don’t think it has any negative effects on health desu, but needing caffeine to feel normal is obviously a downside.

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found this post amusing

like the family cat? You too?

tried my best to emulate the cuisine of my ancestors

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Mmm
Beige

if it helps, when i get proper sleep then i dont need as much

*shags it*

*eats it anyway*

based

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Trying to show off that you sexed her twice?
Also, love chinese girls
Was she a virgin?

historically inaccurate amount of potato

you're gonna want one of these

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shagged her thrice
she was a right slag we matched on tinder and she immediately invited me over

we're gonna need a bigger boat

booked the whole day off work since a hiring manager is calling me for an "informal discussion" at some point today and STILL am still awake snorting and he could theoretically ring me at any point after 9 and im going to have to do what i've been planning for weeks after staying awake all night after 12 beers and 2 grams. bet i still boss it though

The sauce to fish ratio in those isn't right.

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anyone else here really love eating out girls? it's like my brain shuts out any other function while im doing it, i dont even know what it tastes like because my brain doesnt register it. getting pulled into her by her legs and struggling to breathe is bliss

ah yes can hear the sound of someone tapping out a grinder in the yard

so much for the tolerant left

only girls should eat out girls while i touch my peepee to it

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abc or full chink?

>on the bus
>free space next to me
>bald middle aged man goes up the stairs
>looks at me and the empty space
>heads back down
feels conflicted man

she was born in China

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FUCK ZOMPF

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Stifler's mom dude!

Meeting a chinese girl tomorrow for sex. She wants me to drink her 'sauce' after sex as revenge for drinking my cum every other time. Should be fun

aha sharin this with me mates right now
waheY AMERICA

that's foul

Matthew "plague on the Taigs" Broderick

trump curse hit him before the trump curse even existed

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what's the hardest dab you ever hit?

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the ones on the left look mongy as fuck but the one on the right is normal looking
can't say he has the best taste in Nubian queens though

reckon you're a homo

Sexoid freak

Depends on the girl desu, sometimes definitely

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lol

dabbed right through the fabric of time and space yday

beto is having a night out on the town, ai yi yi!

Cannibals

fugging normos get out

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digusting

Nah I took that pic like 3 weeks ago

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how often do you leave the house beto

Hit a 360 dab off the alter at my own babtism

Parents were seething

I want to have vaginal sex with Emma Watson.

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Depositing one large eldritch horror into the work toilets. This course of action would not be necessary if not for toilberg’s insistence that I start at 0830. But this is what we have agreed on. Ahh, sniff that Toilberg. Smell it.

went to the top of the eiffel tower and dabbed on every single hater in paris

I wonder what her panties smell like.

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dabbed some wasabi onto my fork once

you can't go to the top of the eiffel tower though

I barely do it Josie

you can though

fuck sake! ah fuck sake!!

so does she from the looks of things

reckon beto is the only virgin in /brit/

why are there no video games based in ireland

beto and the jew that resides in sweden

>the Elder Scrolls VI is going to be set in High Rock

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wrong

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0 interest unless it's a historic dramatization of the potato 'amine

liar