Nordics: oh boy i sure do love living in one of the nordic countries we are the happiest people in the world living in...

>nordics: oh boy i sure do love living in one of the nordic countries we are the happiest people in the world living in the wealthiest and best countrie-
>rest of the world (americans, meds and slavs in particular): REEEEEE NO YOU DON'T YOU ARE NOT HAPPY OR RICH YOUR COUNTRIES ARE SHIT
why?

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YOU ARE NOT HAPPY OR RICH AND YOUR COUNTRIES ARE SHIT

Said no one ever

Succes breeds jealousy i guess. I encountered a slavshit who told me my country was shit. It's just hilarious from a nordic's perspective

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Because it is true. You pr*testants tend to hide all the problems, and in doing so makes you believe you are some kind of special people and that others are subhumans. Reality is on another direction

you get lots of anti depressive drugs and suicide a lot tho
not that i care tbqh

americans: their political system likes to use us as examples so they are filled with propaganda of how muslims are destroying our countries or how there's no poor people here
>slavs
they're just butthurt
>meds
they're just ignorant

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I wish the reconquiesta failed

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Sure, but isn't Denmark just northern netherlands larping as a Viking?

>sweden is s...
oh

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memes and memes
your countries would be dramatically more poor without the EU

no danes are vikings

i'll be honest, i used to kind of hate swedes and what they stood for but i met a few and they're really nice people

Peter Ingemann er verdens dejligste menneske.
Modbevis mig. Professionelt råd: det kan du ikke.

>nordics irl: be polite and act respectful
>nordics on the net: HAHAHA I LOOK AT MY FUCKING WEALTH

HAHAHA I LOOK AT MY FUCKING WEALTH

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But i dont

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>2018
>being poor
HAHAHA I LOOK AT MY FUCKING WEALTH

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>not being poor thus making you tough
While you are busy looking at your wealth, I am getting stronger.

>this fucking meme again
you wouldn't by any chance hope that oligarchs rules your country?

I used to love nordic countries before discovering Jow Forums

Me too

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You know it is true. Danes pretending to be happy are like ameribears defending mass shutings because of muh freedums

I used to love the world before I was 18 too.

ummm ok RUDE

>your countries would be dramatically more poor without the EU

mmmmh

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we will see about it

>your countries would be dramatically more poor without the EU
We had a sustainable economy before the junta.

Why is the Netherlands such a wonder of a country?

Objectively the superior nation

Netherlands is great!
I have only visited for a couple of days in Amsterdam, but I'd like to visit it more extensively in the future.
It seems to me like a sort of Nordic Germany.

maybe nordic by danish standards since they smoke marijuana and are lazy fucks.

They sound based.

On the contrary, Scandinavian countries have transparency towards both public and private life unheard of in most other parts of the world. The reason you might get the idea that things are hidden might be that most scandis are too naive and too collectivist to react when something is wrong.

>too collectivist
Aren't you supposed to be very individualistic?

they are brown and it is in the blood of brown people to envy the nordic man

he probably meant conformist

He should look at his fucking wealth instead of posting.

It's more complicated than that. We have state individualism supported by social democracy for sure, which make us lead more individualistic lifestyles. On personal levels we're very consensus seeking and conflict-avoidant, group mentality to the max.

Nordics (Sweden, Norway and Finland at the very least) are #1 social engineering projects.

This is pretty much where humanity is headed anyway when it comes to mentality

Foreigners need to leave us alone. The average Dane is thirsty for foreign approval but I see you all for the low IQ children you are

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But I like our based ally :(

BASTE

finland is not nordic

C-can we be friends now, Denmark?

meant to post this

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cringe
we are not nordic but gaelic

so fuck off back to gaeland then and give us our rightful clay.

Du er ved at være der. Nu mangler du bare at forbyde burkaer og andet gojl.

more like gaylic amirite

No fuck you nigger, this is our clay now and there is nothing you can do about it anymore hehehe

you wish sweetie, this land belongs to the norse-gaels

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gaelmutts make me SICK.
not to mention the s*mi dna you guys probably have too.
you are the 56%ers of scandinavia.

Who is this man

when burgers use nordics as an "example" of what consequences could follow from muslim immigration as if their own country isn't just absolutely filled with criminals and gangs fueled by racial segregation

>since they smoke marijuana and are lazy fucks
I guess Denmark is a shithole

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t. Bred with finns for centuries

Peter Ingemann.
He's an incredibly sweet and lovable host on a Danish reality show where he travels the world and tries different stuff. It's called "Biggest" (Or largest), and he basically just tries out stuff in different countries where they are the most extreme.

Tbh you are right, I was there recently for hockey championship and the country is almost perfect

>Cleantugal

I think that's what he implied, haha.
Didn't expect France to have that large a cannabis consumption.

If we go by the marijuana metric, Poland is doing better as a country than Sweden.

Herning or Copenhagen?

>southern flags flocking to the thread to tell us why we're not happy

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