What stereotypes do you have of your neighbours?

norwegians: drunk alcoholics
swedes: dumb and politically correct
germans: likes to be naked on our beaches

Also:

Greenland: incestous, ungrategul, alcoholic leeches
Faroes: sheep shagging conservative zealots
Iceland: butthurt fishermen

Canada: frozen paradise, America-conservatives+Frenchies
Mexico: cartels will cut your head off but it's really because of the rights drug war

Sweden: extremely beta
Denmark: can't understand them but nice enough
Norway: think they're not stupid and lazy
Iceland: mix of Denmark and Norway
Finland: intelligent, tough, hard working

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Jan Mayen: bears

What about Brazil, another neighboring country?

based and redpilled, I love Australia now

>law abiders
>criminals

as for myself, I only live near (chinese) chinks (russian) gooks and japs, thus:
>Local Chinese: speak very shit russian, generally shady, sell cheap low quality shit
>Koreans, an in native ones: dumb, ugly, absolutely anti-intelligent men; the opposite among older generations
>Japanese: don't speak russian whatsoever, often use interpreters, rich, polite, own lots of businesses here

>Australia
New Zealand would be a better pick since they have fjords

Åland island: lazy rude inbred freaks

Italy: Annoying (mostly refers to men annoying women), good cooks, sex lovers
North Africans: Savages

Are you in Vladiovostok?

Canadians: Like Americans but more laid back and polite
Mexicans: insane drug maniacs, Africa-tier shithole that's basically hell

Nakhodka, 160km southeast.

What's the underground gum culture like in your pussy?

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FINNS HAVE HIGHEST IQ OUT OF ALL NORDICS WE ALSO HAVE THE BEST EDUCATION SYSTEM IN THE WORLD DON*T FUCKING THINK LIKE THAT YOU PATHETIC SWEDISH FAGGOT FINLAND 900K ARMY WE WILL RAPE YOU ALL

FINLAND HAS SWAMPS TO PUT INVADERS IN TOO

I agree Australia is Nordic. Australia is one of the best countries in the world
top ten best countries
1. Finland
2. Norway
3. Denmark
4. Iceland
5. Switzerland
6. Australia
7. Netherlands
8. New Zealand
9. Sweden
10. Canada
I don't want to kick Sweden out of the Nordics just yet even though they are becoming an embarrassment so maybe we can make them look better by accepting the other 5 best countries into the Nordics

>Be finn
>Invade Sweden and Norway
>See mountain
>Die
Atleast you can rape Denmark with that 900k of yours

Sweden: homo country, full of fags, cucks, lesbians, feminists and sluts
Norway: rich,
Russia: evil, poor, stupid, criminal, our enemy
Estonia: cute little brother

Germans: hard working, emotionless, angry, men are fat and women are fat and hairy
Italians: proud (not much stereotypes, they're seen positively)
Spaniards: loud (we don't think a lot about them)
Swiss: slow, indifferent, rich and arrogant
Monaco: swiss-like provençals
Andorra: spaniards
English: arrogant, haughty, francophobes (maybe northwesterners have more stereotypes for them)

We see all our neighbours but the spaniards arrogant actually

I remember being young. We'd all drive out to the lookout point on Mt.Wilson on Friday nights and everybody would just kick back with their newest gum flavors. Joey Pentangelli always had the craziest flavors. Heh, I remember one time Jimmy Two-Tone showed up with a watermelon/fig amalgamation he got from Big Paulie when he came back from Palermo. Everybody went ape shit till Joey sauntered up and broke out with a white grape and lemon custard flavor that brought the house down.

Of course, it's not like that anymore. Nowadays police monitor social media and texts so much to the point where they break up gum chewing parties before they can even begin. But man, I'll never forget the good old days.

>Sweden
Efferminate country with efferminate people. Bit more succesful than us
>Norway
Most people see them as either the same as swedes or have no opinion or like them as most of them are very polite compared to rest swedes
>Russians
Old folk think all of them are shady and are not to be trusted, mostly lower class workers but in the end more friendly and honest than you'd think. And this is for russian immigrants
>Estonians
Bro tier people even though their shit-tier estonian russians flood our construction sector.

>Ourselves
Hardy, Stoic and stubborn

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Sweden:
>generally nice people
>naive
>slightly soft/feminine culture
>slightly richer than finns
>northern swedes are more similar to finns and norwegians than southern swedes
Norwegians
>generally nice people
>richer than finns
>outdoors/nature loving
>sometimes a bit arrogant
>less feminine/soft than swedes
>northeners similar to finns and north swedes
Estonians
>generally nice people
>somewhat poorer than nordics but not poor
>shrewd, less naive than nordics
>slightly more masculine culture than nordics
>somewhat similar to finns but more baltic than not
Russians
>generally nice people
>more masculine culture than nordics
>poorer than other neighbours
>people from St. Petersburg are pseudo-nordics, otherwise larger cultural differences
>shrewd, less naive than nordics
>more aggressive and ethnocentric, the kind of people who don't back out of fights even if it might be wiser

Enemy because of winter war? But what about 100 years of development for Finland under russian rule?

1000 years of fuck you
Hatred of Russia is in the Finnish blood.
We all hate you since birth.
You are our enemy mortal enemy and when you die we smile
Fuck you

How about oppression of Finnish culture? How about oppression of other Finnics? How about oppression of our Estonian brothers? KILL YOURSELF

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Autism. If you hate em so much take it to the streets.

I bet you can find pitchforks somewhere.

don't know enough about them but the rampant crime says enough!

thank you my nordic brother

denmark doesn't have fjords

great post

*SNAP*

Sweden: F0rest, pewdiepie phenotype, calm and honest, a bit reserved
Norway: Rich, arrogant but happy/friendly if you approach
Denmark: A bit like germans, bland.
Estonians: Quarter russians, have a slight lack of trust when dealing with them
Russians: Talk loudly, usually honest.
Try to mask their stench with perfumes.

>How about oppression of Finnish culture? How about oppression of other Finnics?
Never happened
>How about oppression of our Estonian brothers?
The oppression when they were the richest republic in ussr, that oppression you're talking about?

Hang yourself my man.

NEVER HAPPENED ????? YOU DIRTY RUSSIAN WE WILL KILL YOU

Germany-fucked us in past, now bro tier and great economic partner

Austria-our former overlords now nice peaceful neighbor with best mountains for skiing in europe

Slovakia-our brother nation, they are treated as "ours"

Poland-little too much nacionalistic to my taste but fast growing economy and our relations are very good now

Overall we have amazing neighbors

I used fjords because it's atleast something we'd have in common. We let Denmark into the club because of their history, flag, language, culture and other memes tropes in that is similar to us.

China - subhumans
Japan - subhumans
Taiwan - subhumans
Russia - subhumans
Finland - subhumans

what the fuck

>Finland - subhumans
BASTE

You can't even say when. You're just memeing. We're part finnic ourselves, why would we oppress our kin?

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get the fuck out of this thread you commie bastard.

Suck my balls, sW*doid

get the fuck out of this thread you commie bastard.

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lol. the russian bot malfunctioned.

Violent, war-thirsty brutes. All of them.

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Germans: industrious but not very flexible. We make fun of things they do.
Belgians: dumb, funny. Less productive than us

Go pray to mecca

Oh and we commonly have the joke that both are behind us, like going back 10 years in time. Germans are a tad more conservative in implementing new stuff an Belgium is just a failure so new trends happen later over there most of the time.

Why would Norwegians be seen as "ego centrist" and "mean" in Sweden? And as "arrogant" in Finland? Is it because we have money? We are still pretty humble and the Jantelov makes us ashamed of having lots of money. Honestly if anyone is arrogant or mean it's Swedes because they always look down at their neighbours (at least that is what we believe that they do, and actually what the swedes tend to do in here). Just saying.

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>We are still pretty humble
I've heard swedes call themselves humble too. You can't find more egoistic people than them

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Claiming to be humble while being smug as hell is very Scandinavian

Yeah, but I'm just saying, I honestly don't recognize the "arrogant" and certainly not the "mean" characteristic. I just don't see how we would get that stereotype from any of you. Sounds weird. I know in general in any society people tend to believe that rich people are arrogant and such even if they haven't met rich people ever in their life, so perhaps it has something to do with that?

this post is a perfect example of norwegian arrogancy

Spain: don't know how to park, can't make good coffee, they speak fast but need to be spoken to slowly, slutty

being arrogant about thinking you're so incredibly humble and nice is still being arrogant

the absolute STATE

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Yeah well I wasn't talking about norwegians, because I haven't met any. I've only had the unfortunate chance to meet swedes

Of course when you start talking about yourself then it will come off as egocentric, even arrogant, but I'm just trying to take a candid look at us. Do you see Norwegians as any more arrogant when considering the company we're in? I mean, Swedes and Danes. Is it not universally accepted that if anyone is arrogant then it is them? Norwegians are always so afraid of being seen as rude or arrogant.

Sakhalin?

>I'm just trying to take a candid look at us.
>considering the company we're in
>Swedes and Danes [are arrogant]
>Norwegians are always so afraid of being seen as rude or arrogant.
very arrogant post

No, see above. I don't either think there are chinese people on Sakhalin.

Yeah in here we are always talking in this manner though. But I'm talking about people in general, out in the societies.

HELMIKUUN MANIFESTI FEBRUARY MANIFEST FUCK YOU

based

blow me

based

redpilled

We Finns will kill you all soon!

Autism

youtube.com/watch?v=xaJPh3TkGSc

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nice projecting

nice projecting

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Bit negative on purpose
>Denmark
Not much, they're Swedes with potato in mouth I guess?
>Poland
Russia II, but always butthurt. Thief jokes, construction workers
>Czechia
Russia III, a bit less butthurt, cheap beer and hookers
>Austria
Bavaria II (syrongly Catholic, cow farms) plus some extra arrogance
>Swiss
Even more arrogant, tax haven
>France
Did I mention arrogance yet? White bread, snails and frogs, everyone smokes and constantly on strike
>Belgium
Literally who?
>Holland
Former football rivals, dude weed lmao

>luxembourg

Oops, another tax haven and Portugal II I guess

sweden: alright
norway: alright
germany: alright

Sweden: Boring people, naive, political correct, arrogant
Denmark: Chil people, alcoholic, nice people
Finland: Great people, alcoholic, autistic
Russia (Murmansk region): Alcoholic, depressed people

>and the Jantelov makes us ashamed of having lots of money.
The jantelaw is dead

this. and good riddance to that shit.

>The oppression when they were the richest republic in ussr,
But still poorer than what we could've been on our own

>Sweden: hot womyn, loser men who need some steroids
>Denmark: the least cucked of the bunch (but still pretty cucked)
>Norweigans: ???
>Finns: sauna & ebin

also
france: ignorant niggers
Holland: the most beautiful womyn on earth, but deserve some real men not those whinny cucks
gerrrrmany: achmed
Luxembourg: tax evasion
wallonië: (cause Belgium is not a fucking country) fucking communist who suck my money
Bongland: Bongland.

Sweden: Feminine, conform, consensus seeking with a latent dark side considering how PC they have to be at all times. The uppity younger sibling.

Norway: Patriotic, bit arrogant but lovable non the less, naïve, friendly, kind, nature loving. The youngest sibling that rests in himself.

Finland: Smart, thoughtsome, thinks before speaking, hard working, can't see own qualities because of low self esteem. The cousin, that's weird but likeable.

Iceland: Don't really know.

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>canada like US
yea right. those mutts are not even close to the level of cuck you guys are

Honestly prefer americans to canadians.

why the fuck are everyone so mean to sweden?

because you are faggots

Portugal: ?
France: they are rude but not as bad as brits
Andorra: they keep our money
UK: rude, noisy, dirty, drunk

I hate danes with a passion. Their "language" is repulsive. It's the fr*nch of Germanic languages. Finland needs to learn their place in this world. They're really asking to be annexed.

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why though?

Swedes on this board are so fucking conceited

>They're really asking to be annexed.
but it won't be you doing that