/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

ASIAN GFS EDITION

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pls no

one please

>canadian chad with his stacy gf in hongcouver

do NOT want to do anything today buds, including the whole blood thing
should make a dr appt too but thats not even open for antoher 2 hours...

whats wrong with your blood bud

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i have O- blood and if i don't donate they keep calling me... its the one thing i do that keeps me selfless a bit

I was gonna donate blood here but they wanted my passport or state ID and I don't regularly carry either of those.

probably chinese spys... gotta be careful there

I am unironically pleading the 5th.

dont think the US constitution applies in france

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listing to avril lavigne rn

Their newborn

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I thought Avril Lavigne married that one fag from Nickleback

truly gods country

r8 my selfie lads

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im back from work you guys

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tonight is so cool here, first time in a long time i can sit on my ass and not be surrounded by a puddle of sweat without the ac on

just in case you guys don't know that yet
american english language is retarded
anyone coming from a higher level language, like the romance ones, feels stupid using it

also, your government purposely boycotted your soccer NT in order to not take part in the Russian World Cup

your life is a lie

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Drinking coffee

still waiting for those foreign trade retaliations we were promised

Brazil is what America is becoming, and that’s a good thing.

>tfw date a qt chinese girl
>tfw you realize that you were just a rebound to her, and she becomes meaner over time

fcking western ideas should never seep into the pure asian mind. next time I won't date a 2nd gen asian, only 1st gen

I succ toes

(I succ toohohohoooes)

In different area codes

(area)

area codes

(codes)

TOES!

Now you thought I was just 7-7-0
And 4-0-4, I'm worldwide bitch, act like y'all don't know
It's the succin all them toez man
Globe-trot international post man
Liccin wrinkly solez man

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>tfw no friends at college to talk about E3 today

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The morning joe

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can see your cock in the reflection buddy

its ok talk to /cum/ about it

youtu.be/uLRBodKsgTA

why do people still view college as "higher learning" institutes

/cum/ is gay!!

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um no /cum/ is anti-gay

Wish I grew up with these types in high school. Would have had so much fun bullying them.

had a bug die inside my new monitor, i thought it was a dead pixel but it was a bug. what the fuck

Need a Joseon queen gf

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if you bought that used you better check it for bed bugs

she's a bit disgusting isn't she

u wot

got it about three weeks ago new from amazon, still under warranty so i think i will have it sent back.

i have bugs crawling around my lights in my room i kinda know how you feel..........
should get drunk about it....

What's it like being gay

if i were with you irl i would genuinely slap you in your stupid face

what
why

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Taking my bihourly poo break at work

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you want to drink because you have things to do

you are literally teaching yourself not to be able to cope with every day tasks its stupid and maybe i could slap some sense into you

Bost bic

Me with weed

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i can do things its just i dont want to

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be more like this user

Respectable size and form.

what's wrong with your diet
disgusting looking log

Had to stop smoking for a drug test, never been more bored in my life
What do people who don't smoke do all day

drink alcohol

we bring flasks of vodka to work and shitpost on Jow Forums while pretending to work

i havent drank anything in over a year but i have a feelings i will be peer pressured into drinking when i go to boston

instead of the insurance i'm just going to get a suction cup and gently pull the plastic cover away from it, hopefully the body just falls tot he bottom. alternatively take the thing apart. then seal it back up with electrical tape.

so?
just get wasted

Oh, poop thread?

Poop thread.

Yesterday was red meat day

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havent smoked in 2 months and now im really stoned fellas

think my neighbors think im having sex when i do push ups

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stop

they're buried in mass graves
but you have to let them rest in peace so it's not allowed to do any digging or research out of respect for ((((them)))

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Likely story

Delete thi

deep

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What about white gf's?

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>date white woman
>she sleeps with your dog
no thanks

Blaqq Queens > Wh*Te roasties

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wish i wasnt drunk desu

i know that feeling

>date Asian woman
>she eats your dog
no thanks

>date black woman
>she sleeps with your dawg

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>date minority
>have to live with the fact that you're contributing to the decline of the white race
"no"

>date person because you like them
WOW ITS THAT EASY TO JUSTIFY IT

the neighbors are having what i have to believe is loud sex right now

went and moved my car a block
like to think i did da good job of it

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BAKA. BAKA. BAKA.

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>closet full of diapers
>bought a stroller
>crib already built
>have formula just in case
Soon the next 18 years of my life will start

Wtf why are you reproducing

Because I didn't use a condom and my wife didn't want an abortion

Based

>wife

wew

Supreme

kek
cucked yourself into oblivion with some "depressed" attention whore scene goth

i remember your story

went to the firing range yesterday and shot my handloads out of my AR

reloading is satisfying

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autistic

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Absolutely atrocious edition

neat hobby. i enjoy trap shooting quite a lot, haven't gotten into reloading though

>trap shooting
transphobic

reloading is nice cause it saves you money, kinda like a second job in a way that pays you in ammo