Would you accept a lucrative teaching job in North Korea?

Would you accept a lucrative teaching job in North Korea?

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do i get a tea girl gf?

>tea girl is probably dead
I can hate Vice for a lot of reasons but the biggest is introducing me to such a tragic waifu.

>a tragic waifu.
cope. She was probably getting railed every night by Goreyo chads

idc as long as she's alive.

They used to be a great channel that got interesting stories in part of the world that you rarely got to see. Now they're just Buzzfeed2

i taught english in south korea for half a year ages ago and it was pretty fun, especially since i was young and horny and loved drinking. AMA if you want

I want to illegally enter North Korea and save a qt gook by stealing her to my homeland where we live happily together with her seeing me as her savior until we die holding hands during the Chinese invasion
How do I do this?

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I wonder if he's getting the P behind closed doors

desu it would be horrible. I'm pretty sure NK is still no fun.
Joining the South Korean Christian missionaries is probably your best bet.

cant wait for nork amateur porns taken by chad english teachers

yeah no one ever talked to some loser who taught English in EA you're very special user.

>nork
What's the insulting name that people in SK use for the norks?

lol when did i say it was special you favela dwelling cockroach? i know there are people who want to do it so if they do they can ask me shit if not then they can ignore me

I'm sure this would probably be terrible in the moment but it would be pretty amazing life experience+how many people have slept with a nork girl?

>english teachers
>chad

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I'm sure they'd make you bow to Kim's portrait and all that dumb shit but I'd still totally go.

how are koreans compared to americans?

i should have said in my post but im korean american so things may differ this is all my personal experience. koreans are more materialistic and vain imo but people are largely the same anywhere. city koreans are colder and busier but i lived in a smaller town and i got close with a few strangers and they gave me what i think of as US southern hospitality. the bread place i went to often would always toss in an extra bread or two every time and tell me i was too thin and the lady i bought street food from would always give me extra as well and talk to me about her life and thank me for teaching the kids. it was a very comfy 6 months

nice. do you speak korean? how true are stereotypes about plastic surgeries?

ive never heard of any derogatory terms for norks, but some cuckservative elders may call them something like 'commie' or 'spy', and i think that is all

>getting this butthurt for being called out on being some dancing monkey on a literal "white monkey job"

kek.
How man koreans spat on you way?
Do not respond.

im fluent now but back then i just knew barely enough to get by. the stereotypes are quite true there are a lot of girls and i guess men that get plastic surgery but honestly there are a ton of natural qts that makes up for it. its pretty obvious in most cases anyways (getting harder as tech improves) so its not too bad. also if youre just looking for a one night stand who cares as long as they look hot

Ng mi is my favourite character from “Irin Monkey”

this, its a real shame. real news isnt profitable anymore, and any news at all isnt possible for a small company. dude weed is what makes money so thats all they do

who dis

Don't know, I think it was from some traveling photographers photo shoot or something like that
Still a qt

Commies.

I'd be constantly scared shitless

WTF I thought Best Korean is a shithole that's forever stuck in the 1950's, what happened?

>tfw even North Koreans will speak better English than me

No. Not because I hate Korea (and I don't), but because I don't want to study language.

I got a job offer to teach english in Ukraine, kek.

I just need to stay where I am, pretty soon there won’t be North and South Korea, just Korea :^)

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