Is it appropriate to buy my little cousin a smartphone for her birthday?

I would give her a computer instead. Don’t be complicit in raising yet another smartphone normie.

She already has a decent laptop, but her phone is shitty.

She will be turning 14 soon.

You should be buying PFR instead of whatever crap youre holding. Their mainnet comes out on April 30th. Do you realize that Localbitcoins now has KYC? Do you understand that once PFR is out, people will all jump ship to avoid having to upload documents? People kept doubting the project but these guys deliver. Do you want to be poor forever.

the phone is actually a bribe so his cousin will keep their "secret"

>She will be turning 14 soon.
Dude, yes why would you even question, lucky girl to have you...make me think about this thought

Get Huawei , cheaper after a week or two due to new products

Nah it needs to be more expensive. Maybe Samsung S9.

This guy gets it

Ask her parents first

I did, her mum is fine with it.

I didn't go as far as sleeping with her.

>didn't go as far as sleeping with her
what'd you do then?

ok, now we're gettin to the good stuff. do tell, user.

I creampied both my cousins and I don't regret it.
Teen pussy is teen pussy.

>sometimes when she is around I get hard. I can't help it. It's just that she's a teen girl.
>one time she noticed I had an erection
>later on when no one else was around she told me
>whenever we are alone she then teased me about it
>whenever she got new clothes she'd come and ask me if they look good

cont

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>eventually she told me to show her my dick
>I said no
>she said that if I show her she'll let me touch her butt
>I show her my cock
>she laughs and takes some pictures of it
>ask if it's big
>she says it's ok
>afterwards I go to touch her ass
>she slaps my hand away, says she changed her mind
>tell her we had a deal
>she relents, and I grope her ass and thighs for a bit
>she tells me I'd better get her something good for her birthday

get to the part where she sees your erection and asks "need some help with that?"

Please do not buy her any electronics

Why wouldn't you buy her a phone and prior to giving it her hack it so you have access to her camera and files to satisfy your pervy fantasies?

>maths

That's how I know you're a britbong

>I show her my cock
>she laughs and takes some pictures of it

if that was me, getting rid of those pictures of my cock that my 14 year old cousin has on her phone would be kinda important

It's just close up, no way of telling who's cock it is. So what could she do with them?

Hot

these "amerimutt" memes are trying way too hard nowadays. they were kinda funny at first now it's just stale.

Do you think if I buy her an iPhone X she'll give me a handjob?

Did you sniff her brapper

police can so easily match your real life cock and the pic
How dumb you are?

>tfw you fail the police penis inspection test

Not everyone is an americuck

No but I kissed her ass once.

Lol

pack it up boys, he's a larp

>wanting your cousing to become a normalshit social media whore

No shit Sherlock