/brit/

I work in the construction sector, does that count? (it doesn't)

Are you a carpenter?

I'll have a steak and onion and a steak and cheese on the next pie run, thanks Bazz

The only reason the age of consent isn't 13years old is because men feel pressured into lying about their own unavoidable biological attractions

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sad what happened to canada int it

would snap your bollox off like a bulldog you little runt

'

I'd like two burger, and if it weighs less than 10 pounds I'm calling the manager, shitstain.

Don't worry, I tip well.

Yeah with the leaf and all

Enjoy the life-long back pain by 35 lad

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mate u dont know me
come to vancouver
i know lads that body lads honestly

age of consent should be 21

Letting some loud, airy farts.

>triple j cap
ahahahah fucking /cric/

age of consent should be 65

not a high enough intellectual barrier for me

what?

While your gf is shaving her legs, mine is plucking my ear hair. Only dumbfucks don't get asian gfs

youtube.com/watch?v=nHLPU66yLFY

all sex should be illegal

Don't want a mini Elliot x

my white tory-voting fiancée does both

wow this is epic

brain doesn't stop developing until your mid twenties

is she polish

wish thailad was here

he'd have something thailaddy to say no doubt

English but her dad doesn't know who his real dad is so there might be something weird in there too

you ugly
you your daddy's son

is it really illegal for an 18 year old to have sex with a 17 year old in america

only if he's white

t. Kevin Chang

Need Emma Watson to lick my scrotum whilst giving me a proper handjob.

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while your gf is pulling your ear hair mine is sucking me off

how'd your uni semesters go lads? had a cunt of a professor in one class but the rest were alright

if i had a gf id make sure shed pluck my bollock hair one by one and punching them in between

The whole dating thing is a bit dire. Justgoing to wait until I've amassed a fortune, then I'll buy a young stupid mid-2000s scene slut

no dick :(

while my gf is living inside my head rent free, yours is 3d

FOLC

urgently need my tongue between those cheeks

fuck off arrogant student

reckon i got a first

I'm on nofap you cunt

t. joe pierre-popov

cant open webm on iphone
seething

while your gf is pulling your ear hair mine is crushing me bullocks.

Any padre pio man in?

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on the contrary, you do not
quieten yourself

Still got my physics exam left but I'm confident

>bullocks

The value of a human being today is measured in terms of his economic efficiency and his erotic potential--that is to say, in terms of the two things that Lovecraft most despised.

me

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>quieten yourself

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how kafkaesque

ate a whole raw onion last night. VERY gassy today.

and your chem exam dont lie

which week are you? after the third one you should be telekinetically able to close the computer and fly to the gym to take your mind off it

I don't take chem

old enough to consent,
old enough to consent.

most feared most talented poster
*checks my runt traps*
another doll to the collection.

week 1

animals should be able to consent to have sex with vegans

i cry while eating onions

/brit/ cries out for a NEET majority

youtube.com/watch?v=FC3gX36_wz4

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brainlet

Hi

they can't communicate and their brains can't compete with a vegan's

/brit/ has a NEET majority already
the toilers here are an oppressed subclass

love onions but they make my breath absolutely FOUL and no amount of toothbrushing helps

for all you know i could be dave grohl

more like toilets lmao!

made a fresh mutt meme

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*scrapes a 2.1 in economics*
*walks into a financial services job*
*gets 70k after 5 years*

did this today, but instead of a raw onion, it was aged garlic extract in capsules

this post exudes arrogance

knew a lad who got a third in art history
rich family
three years later
250k investment banking job in the city
the cunt couldnt add up

Who /fatbusting/ here?
Gut gone by end of week for me

*breaks leg*

really gets the brain throbbing

keep going mate

Love doing a big stinky poo.

He's ripe for a VP position due to his connections

mate who struggled in yr 12 high school didn't even bother going to uni. his dad got him a traineeship for an insurance firm and now he's a senior manager at an insurance firm on at least 200k

Your vibe attracts your tribe? Well, I'm feeling a weak vibe here, not impressed tbqh. A big baller like me can't be seen around small ballers like y'all. Laters.

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Currently 72.5kg. Gonna be 70kg

what is the telos of /brit/?

when I was 15 or 16 I overheard these two boys in my math class making fun of me for being fat. I wasn't even overweight, I was just wearing ill-fitted jeans that day and they gave me a muffin top. They didn't stop at pointing it out to each other, either, they talked about me like I was fucking disgusting. I'd had a crush on both of them at different times in the past as well, which made it even worse. I went to the bathroom and sat on the edge of a toilet seat and didn't even feel sad. I tried to cry about it but I couldn't. I just felt empty, like what they said validated all the terrible things I thought about myself. It was horrible. I suffered wearing sweaters in 90 degree heat because I was ashamed of showing my body at all. I still think about them when I work out. Crazy how ultimately inconsequential things stay with us just because we heard them when we were young.

I also have weird revenge fantasies about those boys (not usually killing them, just treating them incredibly coldly if I ever saw them again, maybe being uncomfortably blunt by bringing up shit they said if they try to be friendly with me lol) despite not really hating them. High school was a weird time man.

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crikey you must 5'6''

foy