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biggest brain on /brit/ is unironcially a taig

the american revolution was a sham

I am a modern day loyalist

one day I shall return to Britain

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I heard its like John wick and we both enjoyed that movie

lel Customers are so sensitive, almost as bad as the 'Dippers

woah fucking hell. what do you want for it?

go to bed

sue

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1528801860897.webm

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No, just eat and now I'm up for good

post shake.jpg you cunt

John wick was trash, the entire movie is a glorification of the main character, and he doesn't stand up to it. Wacky action scenes, wackier plot, and a really really dumb world setting. The only selling point is the cinematography and this style is already getting cliché at this point.

who do you support, probably a glory hunting customer too

Right off the bat i knew this thread was going to be f**** epic. Yes × 1000

hello

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2006034279

ISP said my internet would activate today
It doesn't work

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clearly fucking does work though doesn't it mate?

if people stare at you, does that mean you're either very good looking or very ugly?

Was meant to activate this runts internet, toilstein doesn't pay enough for me to actually give a shot haha

yes

he's phone posting mongo

sue noshed me in a karaoke room in shinjuku for an onigiri, feisty little slag

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the prime oneitis has me wrapped around her finger lads and she knows it
i thought such a feeling would bother me but i actually like it

youtube.com/watch?v=TIJWxN_DH00

the so-called living space

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josie bird brain

I know

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Shame they targetted the kids and not her desu

Unironically thought it was the nepotism italian as he has a Pretty Huge Dick

This is your brain on oestrogen

Not with a filename like that he ain't sonny jim

>he only invites friends on a night out
nepotist

you are the kitten in this metaphor

based josie

based

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mad how few people know the difference between a translator and interpreter

I was just shitposting but I would like to emphasise that Josie is moving back to England so there's no need to confuse me and the other real NZ posters with her anymore
Ta x

just heard kim jong un will be on love island next year

you can share a connection with your computer

alright einstein

Lovely bit of pork pie lads

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constantly horny
how do you do this nofap thing

Bit bloody islamophobic mate

You won't dupe us Josie mate

nepotism is a codeword for loyalty

finasteride or SSRIs

needs a bit of pickle

classic Josie

don't do it
i did it once now my penis don't work

Read "dupe" as dua lipa aha
Think I'm obsessed lads

>pork pie

can't fathom putting one of those chewy, jelly gristle pies anywhere near my gullet, absolute dire specimens I share this thread with, the kind of guy who drinks till passing out, fights outside clubs on a saturday, eats a full english breakfast then goes to a football match to fight some more on a sunday

savages.

We don't allow those Islams up north

We were asked in school 'what do your dad's do at work' and one of the lads had to tell the class his dad put the jelly between the pork pie shell and the meat

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the proto milf gf

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YEAH, IM THINKING IM BACK

'sheed

Yeah aside from all the grooming gangs and such

fake news

>can't fathom putting one of those chewy, jelly gristle pies anywhere near my gullet, absolute dire specimens I share this thread with, the kind of guy who drinks till passing out, fights outside clubs on a saturday, eats a full english breakfast then goes to a football match to fight some more on a sunday

>savages.

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It's actually pretty tender mate, it's from the local butcher. Quality stuff

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bet if pork pie was french you would be spaffing over how good it is

His dad was probably CEO of Tesco but was trying to dumb it down for his kid

Not in my neck of the woods

25 for fuck sake

most of my body hurts

good

poo

she looks almost twice her age lol what the fuck

loving your child more than other children is nepotism and will not be allowed in corbyn's socialist republic

had my first wank in 8 days, wasn't even turned on by the porn but came buckets quickly

why is tarq so upset that he only has his job because of his father
what ticked him off this time

Got let off work early.... what to do, what to do
*mind strays into the pub near the park* AAAA STOP IT

brain throb

just got called a wrongun in bargain booze

would gladly love other people's kids but they tend to frown on it these days

I heard you goys-- I mean, guys-- Like homosexuality in your media

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not an underclass runt, wouldn't catch me dead near a pork pie

the french know better mate

>will settle for MRAs
what did she mean by this

>y-yeah well w-who do you support then??
As I say, so sensitive.

love pork pies me. give me heartburn though.

why do they put ugly people into video games

yes but only men
nah just kidding :p

only got this job cause mum didn't abort me
nepotism at its finest

only the biggest of twats is upset by lezzers in media
draw the line at poofters

Everyone laugh at the toff

ABSOLUTE state of people who tan

threadly reminder that tanning is skin cells in trauma

Lesbianism is a phase and a vile one at that, second I was subjected to it I let my distaste be known

I don't get it, what's homosexual about a big-nosed guy kissing a girl?

not your mate. fucking paki.