What country is the most gay?

He’s sweet, he gets mad and frustrated easily, he doesn’t like it when I when call him perfect, and he’s probably one of 3 gay people in his country.

>Uruguay
>guay
>GAY

>Urugay

oh no! Fronce is on fire!. Will we ever recover?

Urustraight

Israel

>UwUgay

uwu

Thailand I think
Or does it not count if the penis is feminine?

Traps aren’t gay so it doesn’t count

Where’s the Canadian user? :(

I saw a black man for the first time in my life yesterday, and I didn't think "Wow, a black guy in Canada?".
No.
I thought how exciting it would be to talk to him, uncovering what made him as rugged as he is. I thought about how nice it would be to learn about his life, and learn about the world I never saw.
I pictured talking to him, eyes darting like those of a drug addict, looking anywhere else but in his eyes.
I pictured him princess carrying me with ease, to a bed. I pictured him, still with his clothes on, unclothing me, and rubbing my silky-smooth pale skin with his rough hands, and me, squirming lady-like.
I pictured him unclothing himself in a slow manner, drawing it out, so I can have a good look at his body.
I imagined him slipping his hands under my underwear, and jostling my tiny cock, rubbing his rough, scaly fingers on the precum-covered, sensitive tip of my small penis.
I imagined...

God damn it Jow Forums. You've corrupted me.

uwugay

oh teehee

Holy shit Canada is the gayest country

>in his country
>LDR
I broke up with my ex just because I was moving to another province, and you're telling me that you're ""dating"" someone over the globe?
I can't even laugh at how pathetic this is any more.

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Fuck you. I love him and I thought he was american considering how fluent in English he was and now close our time zones are to each other. Turns out he isn’t and he isn’t a fucking Canadian either.

I'm honestly just trying to look out for you. A long distance gay relationship (i.e. without any physical contact) is no relationship at all.
Don't go blaming the other happy gay guys after you found out that he ghosted you for a sugar daddy or something.

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Considering he lives in a population of under 60,000, I doubt he’d get a sugar daddy from anyone. I’ve been dating in for 4 years now, and adore him

That’s really cute user. I’ve been dating my bf since December 25th of 2016 and it’s an LDR if only like 45 miles, and we’ve even met up once and went to a comfy amusement park together. Just can’t wait to get outta this shit situation and in with him! He really means everything and if you really love someone enough it’ll all work out. gl and congrats to you user

Alright burger. Maybe I'm just based or biased in my knowledge of gay culture in the west but suit yourself.

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All these postmodern movements like neo-feminism, the LGBT movement, new age etc etc comes from Amerifatland universities.

awahomos

aren't you guys afraid of aids and anal cancer?

>based
lol, jaded*

Reading all of your stories makes me feel like having a long-term boyfriend. But I could never imagine myself with a guy, at least not here

>gl
How do you know where he lives?

What's an awahomo?

>>gl
What?

You're an evil person, bad bf material.

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The USA. :(

Finland

Canada is the most gay

It's the truth sweetie. If you actually got out and hung around some gay boys irl you'd know this too.

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I have but you're a bad bf material. It's the truth sweetie.

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>Sweden
>against warning potential cuckold victim
Whatever you say, honey.

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Sorry but I am not into that disgusting shit, evil person.

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>when the two homo countries start fighting

Neither am I, which is why I warned the burger about it.
Personally can't imagine being as out of touch ad you are.

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m8, my boyfriend lives on a fucking island, I seriously doubt he’ll be able to cuck me.

You're really cringy now. But I guess that's how evil people are.

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Certainly not as cringe as some autistic Swede who barges into someone else's convo.

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I don't have any problem being cringy or autistic but you seem to be getting upset about being one, silly.

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Faggots

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>autistic Swede thinks he understands enough social cues to know what's crime and what isn't
Glad we've established that your opinions don't matter, sweetie.

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Aww sweetie got hurt because of the truth.

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Your country is 98% faggot just by having shared a border with Sweden.

Afghanistan is hella gay apparently

Alright dude. You do you.

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How?

I read how Western soldiers would see a lot of homosexuality in the Afghan police, military and in general. Sexual exploitation of young boys is very popular there.

There is a saying, "Women are for babies, boys are for pleasure"

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>Women are for babies, boys are for pleasure
Based

he lives in greenland?

No...yes

...

give me his discord
i'm a greenland fanatic

He thought that meant Greenland lmao

He meant good luck bud

He doesn’t use discord, he lives in this altitude which doesn’t have an undersea cable nearby. So he uses satellite and discord is one of those apps which just drains his limit. I got on a voice call once for 15 minutes and he drained about 5% of his total data

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Nooo stop bullying

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Easy answer.

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geez 0_0

Shits tough yo

I’m gonna bully you with my dick if you don’t stop being a faggot

I’m suddenly aroused

Literally every country besides the USA that touches the arctic circle

Want me to ask him about Greenland stuff. I know a bit of the language, like how to SAY fuck You in the language

Literally every country AND the USA that touches the arctic circle

Finland.
>it’s all Americans in this thread

uuuuhm
how old is he, and where does he get education?

He’s in his mid 30s.
He did get education (he speaks English and Danish very well, but his own language he’s a little sore at)

The country doesn't matter. What you lot need to understand is that every dude around the world is gay, except for me, I'm a super stud, and all the ladies want me to touch their vaginas. Suck it nerd fags!

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t. Closest faggot

Closest faggot to what? Maybe closest thing to being the model man, who touches a lot of vaginas! Ha!

Still a closet fag.
Anything else to know about my SO?

The USA uwu

Faggot

no, that is all
shame is is sore at his own language

Yeah, Danish basically forcing him to speak this language for his entire life did a number on him

That’s actually depressing.

if Jow Forums ever made a point it was this: all of them