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Do you love the Netherlands?
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Love:
>Infrastructure: defines first world.
>Attitudes: very refreshing, both socially and legally.
>Women/people: ayran ubermensh, cycling is good for them too I feel.
Hate:
>Suburbia: The country. Even your countryside is fake news.
>Language: legitimately disgusting.
>Diversity: most pozzed country Sweden aside.
This is the truth I swear to God
PS. Bitterballen and Kroket are both based & redpilled.
All big European cities are 'diverse'.
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>Nigel talks about being pozzed
I-I want to annex Netherlands...!!!!!!!
Dutch girls >>> german girls
There's no point in denying it.
My gf
oh hey hallo i all hate you
>welkom!
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>Dutch girls cant do this shit do
I want a dutch giantess gf
dank u wel
>my kanker arse is on fire
There literally isn't, it's no competition.
I prefer British slags over Heidi desu.. The Dutch are on a whole new level.
ELKE FACKING AVOND GA IK MET VERSE DROGE SOKKEN IN EEN PLENS WATER STAAN IN DE KEUKEN
SNIJ MIJN LEVEN IN EEN TRILJOEN STUKJES
easily best non nordic country
Meer Muziek jongens!
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>Mehr Muzik SCHNELL!!!
this is unironically pretty on point. I mean I cannot disagree.
You can try starting to compare us at the point we have paki rape gangs
I had a Dutch friend, he was nice, but then missed. Even they don't like us i still like them, especially in the field of art and design.
Where the fuck have you been?
We had actual Moroccan rape gangs. They were called loverboys. It's exactly how those paki 'rape gangs' operated too. Just give actual retarded girls cigarettes and booze and then tell them to fuck Mohammed.
Hup Holland Hup !
Privet moi russki brat!
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they're wh*Te so no
I love dutch bois
lemmie smash
Here's the funny thing. Apart from some Dutch West Indians who I wouldn't recommend this method with (not tried and tested, just my gut feeling) your minorities; mostly Turk, Egyptian and Maroc, are mostly harmless. You just need to be tall and actually look mean, and you can literally make them submit by just looking at them in their eyes. Or not, where out numbered, and just not look like a literal walking target/walk with confidence. I swear I feel so much less "in danger" there, even though you're not here either really if you follow those steps.
Pakis are a blight. But there are waaaaay less pakis and nigs than there are non-Dutch in NL. NL is more diverse than England, swear on it.
Every European country has those too though, these girls are not being prostituted and are also underage.
>waaaay les
Keep in mind this includes Indos who are basically white
They were. If English media had a hold of our loverboy scandals in the 2000s, there would still be memes about Moroccan rape gangs in the Netherlands.
>mostly harmless, be tall and look mean
Yeah well obviously this works with sandniggers that attack in packs. But then again they often move around with 6-7 people and prey on the weak.
Also compared to Pakis and Pajeets Moroccans are quite dangerous. They are overrepresented in violent crime much more. Turks used to be bad but for whatever reason they have become productive people.
I don't know. You have the luxury of being the cunt with the port where 90% of the European imports land and that's it I guess? I have no idea what the Netherlands does as far as economy goes.
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Economicaly speaking we are quite relevant and we love to whore ourselves out to big business. It's not uncommon to see the Netherlands being the biggest investor in like 20% of the world.
Hmm.. I've had some weird experiences with Moroccans and an Egyptian (weirdly) in AMS where they tried to act tough.
Poker/mean face and being tall goes a long way. I took a little "I'm going to punch you" feint at a very tall/strong Egyptian (he could have beat me up desu) once after he was """asking""" me for a ciggy, and next thing you know he's my best pal!
If you are outnumbered, don't act tough, but don't act like a pussy either. It's weird to explain. I just feel like your minorities are nicer than ours.
Obviously avoid eye-contact / acting like the big man if you're outnumbered, but walk with confidence and you'll be lekker!
>I just feel like your minorities are nicer than ours.
Well I mean memes aside most of them are just people you know that aren't out to hurt others. Not fearing them is probably the best thing you can do.
I started playing pool, and pool centres over here are like 80% non-white at times. But so far everyone has been nice.
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Another example. The Netherlands often serves as a proxy for other nations. It's a good business climate and foreign companies like to use the Netherlands as their base of operations for the entire EU.
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agreed, except language is part of aryan ubermensch quality
What city or town my man?
I agree with you desu, but it doesn't really work the same way in England.
Which is weird because on the surface "Holland" is more racist than England in terms of culture.
Almost like assimilation >>>>>> multiculturalism :DD
>being a prisoner in your own country
Americans just let niggers rot in prisons and ghettos, and if they act uppity they get shot by police. Make fun of us all you want about police brutality but it protects actual productive citizens (whites and asians)
>What city or town my man?
I'm from Groningen.
But why do you think Britain has it worse? I mean Indians seem like very nice people and most Caribbeans at least are culturally British. I meet a lot of British exchange students, quite often they are non-whites, and they mostly act the same and are all-around nice persons. Especially Pajeetas are god tier.
And I highly doubt Holland is more racist in any way than England. It's quite impossible to be less racist than us.
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I do love the Netherlands, I have an interview with Utrecht University tomorrow.
lol sounds humane man.
I've never been so far north. I thought that was redneck/bible country. Sad to hear.
>And I highly doubt Holland is more racist in any way than England. It's quite impossible to be less racist than us.
O rly. Black pete and so on. "Dutch" culture is like "British" except it's more like "English" in spirit.. I can't really describe it better typing...
(Yes, Dutch is 7 kingdoms vs Britains 4 but it implies an ethnicitiy, or at the very least cultural assimilation)
Agreed tough our language is based for speakers only kankerthee.
No i meant the Pakis don't prostitute them, they just rape them with 10 at the same time.
Netherlands seems like a tiny meme country. It doesn't seem like a real place. Why is there such a tiny country? That goes double for Luxembourg, triple for Liechtensten, quadruple for San Marino and 10000x for Vatican. Hurry up and stop being tiny.
Thanks vadim.
>Turks used to be bad
not based
What is he talking about? Is he saying nigger in Dutch?
Fuck you
no he's singing about first aid
and i said ive somethign for your ugly mug
I don't know much about this microstate.
Utrecht is good. It's supposedly the best place to settle in this country. I wish you well.
Not really. The city itself is notoriously liberal since it's 25% students.
>black pete
yeah well black pete is dead. I mean it's nowadays a rural thing and for Facebook moms but he won't make it to 2025. It went so fast.
Anyway I would say we have less of a defined culture than the English/British one. Which is what I like about Britain. You people stick to your traditions a bit more and don't feel like rationalising it all the time.
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The Dutch are a powerful race.. Haarlem...
Prepare for leftist shit
We have earned our place in history. The Netherlands is one of the first modern nations actually.
thanks allot! but uh... how does this exactly work?
I like Netherlands desu (* ‘ω‘ *)
>yeah well black pete is dead. I mean it's nowadays a rural thing and for Facebook moms but he won't make it to 2025. It went so fast.
Really? I know many people who have include Black Pete into Sinterklaas albeit privately. I live in the Randstad
>privately
Yeah you don't see how insanely weird it is traditions like that are now done behind closed doors?
>Anyway I would say we have less of a defined culture than the English/British one. Which is what I like about Britain. You people stick to your traditions a bit more and don't feel like rationalising it all the time.
Our traditions are a meme for tourists.
I feel sad reading that. I always "got" that Dutch people were as racist (aka not particularly, but realistic) as English, but unafraid to voice it; and be proud of who they are.
Depends how Brexit goes fren. We are very close culturally, but seperated by sea.
Start learning Ivan. We should start a space and nuclear program desu.
In fact, I would go as far to blame you for pretty much everything in the modern world.
OG Orange ape -> ENG -> USA
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>Our traditions are a meme for tourists.
Culture and traditions is more than things like standing on Abbey Road and taking a picture in front of the Big Ben.
British people have changed their own ways less than other people's in Europe. The way you speak and how you act.
The Netherlands just does nothing but adopting and absorbing. Some people consider it a strength, but we really are globalist whores.
We have an extremely important position in Europe, politically and economically.
we are like that feather weight world champion boxer you think you can fuck with but we will fuck you up.
Did you know that when William 3 went to Britain, all the Jews followed suit and soon London was the world capital and Amsterdam became irrelevant?
It's far from dead. Also the only places that have stopped Black Pete are big cities in the Randstad, in the local Sinterklaas parade he's still used.
Was that not EXACTLY what my post said, less explicitly? :DD
Recursion. Inner array are proceed as outer and than they merged. Not best explanation but just recursion.
Yeah I just wanted to point it out in case you didn't imply it:DDD
Be real. Non-randstad is not that relevant. I mean my parents' village had black pete too, but about 15 children are born there each year while 30 people die.
Randstad is only 1/3 of the population, cuck
ah yeah okay i think i kind of get it.
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It's not. What you're forgetting is that all of the cultural norms dictated by the Randstad also spread into all the areas around the Randstad.
The majority of this country lives in and around cities.
>The Netherlands just does nothing but adopting and absorbing. Some people consider it a strength, but we really are globalist whores.
I disagree, even though you speak English on a very weird, near native level, you still NEED to speak Dutch to function there.
I love your country for the record. But at this point, I do think your whoring is a strength. As long as it's not ""multiculturally"".
You Dutch folk literally B U I L T your country from a swamp. Lmao.
Real pioneers !
And that can't be "taught". Let me tell you, in autistic terms:
>Dutch phenotypes could be British
>My phenotype could NEVER be Dutch
You are ubermensh. Don't get pozzed with multiculturalism any further, and be Dutch and speak about it frankly!
Ummmmmm......
Why do dutch female love black men so much?
Finnland is azn
>lol sounds humane man.
Yes, protecting one's own people is about as humane as it gets. When you have animals, you treat them like animals.
yeah you brits got fuckign ass blasted by muslims and now you lost your country to them.
What's your problem?
It's a strength and a weakness I suppose. I mean I don't really mind it, but Dutch people can be really smug and condecending towards the big group of people that doesn't jump on all the hypes.
>It's not.
Ok, it's slightly more than i thought. Still you don't have a crystal ball
>you brits
do you not see the space between "pioneers" and the punctuation? he's most definitely not British
Nothing racist about black pete
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If you have any hope for this country to do anything 'based' you better let it go or you're gonna be horribly disappointed.
the brits still got ass blasted and i know people can larp but he uses proper slang though.
Only thing I know about Netherlands is this
1) I think they have a lot of bikes.
2) They had legal weed before most other countries did.
3) Blackface minstrel shows are a Christmas tradition there, and all hang out with St. Nicholas (aka Santa Claus aka Sinterklas). People got mad, so they said "we will paint them blue and have blueface shows instead". Then conservatives got mad so they said "uhhh actually they are only black because they fell down the chimney also the chimney gives them bright red lips and an afro wig!" Every year at Christmas time there is another round of articles on how problematic it is. The end.
4) Kid stuck his finger in a dike. This is actually an American story. But its their most popular story, so they built a statue for the boy so American tourists can go look at it.
5) Wooden shoes (my mom has a wooden shoe from the Netherlands only a manlet could fit in this shoe).
6) Windmills
7) Tulip mania.
8) Original settlers of New York at the time it was New Amsterdam.
9) THey have a monarchy and their monarchy's official color is Orange. So they have this weird situation where orange is like their official color but their flag colors are red white and blue.
It's ok
We'll see.
That's what I meant. You have to jump on a hype :D Here English lads will beat up other English lads for being "unEnglish" for not rating a foreigner doing so.... Your immigrants ALL speak Dutch, despite English being an unofficial second language.
Kek, I was just trying to break my punctuation up faggot. spot other examples or europeanisms in my language (protip you'll find none)
If Irish and Italians are Americans, then surely your niggers are too by your logic. And frankly, the only actual Americans are Amerindians. Come home white man !
(I did it again mum)
>Kek, I was just trying to break my punctuation up faggot
Go back to France then.
We'll see.