Is he a virgin?

Is he a virgin?

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Yup

No he gave me a handjob once
t. the guy vitalik gave a handjob to

I think you are larping

I would take his virginity, but I fear that he's transcended all carnality

statutory rape case when

He isn’t. Unlike you OP

it depends if you count rape by his uncle as losing virginity

can confirm, this user once told me Vitalik gave him a handjob, gave proof via smart contract
t. the guy who the guy vitalik gave a handjob to told about a handjob to

No chance. Vitalik would've fucked his way through Instagram twice over by now.

accurate, i saw this in my dreams because i'm a psychic
t. user who saw in his dreams some fag will show up itt to call everyone reddit

No. It seems like he has fucked a Russian prostitute once, bad experience and hasn't had sex since.

No wonder I was getting red candles, you psychic sending your fucking psychic vibes into my charts you psychic fuck
t. the guy who the guy vitalik gave a handjob to told about a handjob to

on receiving end - no

Without question.

this

>this is what happens when the average Jow Forums neet gets their shit together

I'm an Ausfag, and I have seen him trying to talk to a female online journalist in person.
I was at an Eth conference in Singapore late last year where he was an invitee (not a speaker). After the conference everyone was out and about making chit chat on the floor, and the journo was just asking basic questions about the platform, ICOs etc etc
He was a stuttering mess mate. Absolutely atrocious personal skills one on one, a total autismo sperglord. She was a gorgeous woman, and he couldn't compose himself properly.
I very much doubt he has engaged in consensual sexual activity.
Feel free to ask me anything.

Richard effing Stallman has literal groupies. I guarantee you Vitalik fucks. Possibly dudes but he fucks.

Proof? Does he use proprietary latex condoms? Or does he charts women's cycle to determine when to engage in coitus?

Sadly I don't have proof but I know this young dark haired Jewish chick used to hang in his room all the time at MIT. Dude was banging her. Straight up free software groupie. Damnedest thing.

It's not that he couldn't, but he's an awkward big brain nibba. He probably doesn't really try.

he's only sexually attracted to Ethereum

Why do you hate my boyfriend?
t. Vitaliks fiancé saving her virginity for marriage

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So am I, to be fair.

Was he buying BTC with his other hand or did he finally let go of it?

No, BECAUSE HE'S FUCKED ALL OF US.

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Lol

Usually 200+ IQ guys suffer from a lack of social grace. It's a smart person thing. I can attest to his symptoms.