/brit/

haha stupid elephant

Muuuuuuuuuuuuum

LOVE soundcloud rap
LOVE my big fuckoff bass speaker

>yank
>I'm upper class

>inb4 he posts a picture of his three Bugattis to drive in the point

would love to shag lily allen up the arse

hello

absolutely huge choon
youtube.com/watch?v=hSgR0feR3Ig

>my moped
>my

weak cultural knowledge

Its the Jew with a flat in Chicago

business idea : filter "peng" and "choon"

Well I'm 25+, employed and love shit talking politics and we do it constantly in the office. Politics can be fun if you don't take it seriously like the mongs do.

>Gotta give a presentation in front of 100 people tomorrow at work

Help lads

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Sick of this fucking crying entitled bitch whining about her exam

literally xanax mate
this is what it was created for

not its the philadelphia quaker yank you little ferret

SHAKE ME
WAKE ME
TELL ME ITS A DREAM
I'VE GOT A B52 ON MY TV SCREEN

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still mine after i robbed it off someone else with a machete. part and parcel

Could intimidate anyone here just by looking into their eyes

Tempered glass has been increasingly used in Australia to prevent glassing, with New South Wales introducing many restrictions on high-risk venues in 2008, including the removal of glass after midnight. This has resulted in a significant reduction in the number of glassings.[3]

In response to glassing violence, the government of Western Australia in 2011 made recommendations to the state hospitality industry on the use of tempered glass in hotels.[5] The state government and the Australian Hotels Association created a self-regulatory program on the rollout of tempered glass in pubs, with most hotels and bars expected to change over to tempered beer glasses in six to 12 months.[5] Royal Perth Hospital's head of plastic surgery Mark Duncan-Smith described it as an important step in protecting the public.[5]

In relation to continuing glassing incidents despite limited glass bans in Queensland, Australia, state Liquor Licensing Minister Paul Lucas in 2011 predicted that almost all Queensland pubs and clubs would be (standard) glass free in 10 years.[6]

>Australia had to ban glass cups
HOWLING

cyberpunk 2077 will be first person

might cop those glasses

i can't stress how much i utterly despise americans

stutter and repeat yourself often

no pubs here will let you take glass outside for the same reason. nearly all high streets have glass bans

boring with occasional rain and a major inferiority complex
wanna lie to NZ immigration and say you've given me a job in a skills shortage area?

I really want a cute British gf

any Billy Marchiafava man in

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What is the hype about this exactly?

business idea : make pub glasses out of crystal (shatters easily)

lol got ripped off on the ching lads
wouldn't mind but i'm almost certain they've cut it with phet and i'm not up for staying up for 24 hours

Least you can buy a can of special brew to sip while walking on the street without putting it in a paper bag. State of america.

>nice place to live with affordable property and an easy commute in to manchester

does a place like this even exist? would I be dreaming to expect this?

Anyone got the webm of the black cyclist trying to stab the car window of an asian driver? that's how I imagine everyones daily commute in london to be

Why is it always white women greeting these fucking baboons?

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VOTE NOW!!!

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no this cant be happening

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watched this video after some lad posted it in the last thread

youtube.com/watch?v=HQ1XBJNNlIw

someone redpill me on her

did she fail her exams or what? find her to be very annoying

dirty hun

not everywhere. lots of high streets have alcohol bans, public parks too. police can come and pour it away

Shitalian women can't resist BBC

Saying this has never worked out well for the dev.

women have been sold a crock of lies

please get me a gf

phet?

she ran out of time before finishing a biology exam and cried about it

youtube.com/watch?v=EOTebhPy04g

my mate works there lol

Imagine all those Italian women bring fucked by west African and Bangladeshi refugees
Makes me horny tbqh

are you a jf?

can you link that video

what is that?

ah yes a 15 minute song
still better than the tripe posted here
>the smiths

lmao fucking virgins I cannot believe /brit/

yankism is a mental illness

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick
>Merrick died on 11 April 1890, aged 27. Although the official cause of his death was asphyxia, Treves, who performed the autopsy on the body, said that Merrick had died of a dislocated neck. He believed that Merrick, who had to sleep sitting up because of the weight of his head, had been attempting to sleep lying down to "be like other people".
quite sad desu

Whats the fuss? Its a fucking computer game, not a history text book. Pretty sure you dont get free UAV strikes and teleport to a gunship when you get killstreaks in real war.

amphetamine
theres like two clearly different coloured substances in the bag, the rocks are white and then theres a yellowish fine powder

hovered and saw a coloured
subsequently didn't click

any acmp man in?

R8 my pronunciation plz
vocaroo.com/i/s0m8WiBxPKyg

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it's on her instagram stories, not sure how to see it

johnny foreigner

Just killed a bed bug

what did you say about are moz?

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why do yanks set eurofreaks off so much?

>match with a bird
>swap numbers
>she messages me on sunday night 'have you had a good day?'
>reply about 10 mins later, ask her the same thing
>hear nothing
>go to bed
>next evening she messages replying to my message from the night before and asking if i had a good day
>i reply 10 mins later
>no reply for the rest of the evening
she's literally just messaged me again asking the same thing. if i reply i won't hear from her for the rest of the evening. not going to bother. quite frustrating.

no, i'm german
I need a british gf
please help me

Me and the mandem

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they cute

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you sound like a cute twink

post boipucci

Chrome extension

women expect to be entertained and not come up with topics or contribute

Are you sure it's not a bot, lol?

this

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love the intimacy of ATK girlfriends scenes

The Falklands is rightful British clay | Prove Me Wrong

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Can’t wait to get in the pub with the boys for the England games, everyone in good spirits, drinking, singing VINDALOOO VINDALOO NAH NAH unironically

I notice Springwatch have fallen for the diversity meme.

how do I get myself a cute gf

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yeah i don't really mind that bit. it's that she instigates a convo and then fucks off and doesn't read my reply til the next day. and then she starts again.

AIN'T HAPPY
I'M FEELING GLAD
I GOT SUNSHINE IN A BAG
I'M USELESS
BUT NOT FOR LONG
MY FUTURE IS COMING ON

I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother's throat
Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope
My little sister's birthday, she'll remember me
For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity
And bitches know me as a horny-ass freak
Their mother wasn't raped, I ate her pussy while she was sleep
Pissy-drunk, throwing up in the urinal
(You fucking homo!) That's what I said at my dad's funeral

it's just not fair

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Impossible, it's a statement of fact.

Was going to say there is no Greggs in the Falklands, but there is. Fair play.

Who /tobacco/ here?

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horrid accent

talk to them