Your girlfriend :

Your girlfriend :
"Buy me an iPhone 8 or X or I dump you"

What do you do ?

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tell to her: gl in mcdonalds

I dump her first for giving me such an selfish ultimatum.

i buy her an iphone 8 and she dumps me

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Dump her first.

Fake
First real honnest guy in this thread

My Gf is a doctor and will continue to make more money than me for at least 5 years.

my left hand can't talk, so it won't be able to ask me to buy it an iPhone.

bye

Go radio silent and stop responding to her messages for week when she comes crawling back apologizing fuck her and then dump her ass.

My girlfriend told me she would never own iPhone trash ever again, so I'd kill her for clearly being an alien masquerading as my girlfriend to get access to our human tech

You current gf is shit to not liking iPhone, it's not a real girl.

kek this. I love having a low self esteem gf.

Bye whore.

farewell to thee, farewell to thee

how sad we must part

>how to end up in jail for rape

I dump her before she dumps me.

A girl throwing such an ultimatum on you is definitely not one that you should stay with.

That's why there is a delay in dumping her and the obligatory make-up sex 'hey we had a nice evening together :)' message afterwards.

I use our joint account to pay for it. She's been working for the last 6 months while I've been out of a job.

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Dump her then buy shitcoins

Since we won't have a gf to begin with, we don't have to worry about that. We will get readily rejected even before asking her out. Truth is harsh huh

Based

Buy her a Chinese lphone 12

Tell her I'll buy her an iPhone if she has sex with me. Then tell her I wont buy the phone and continue to rape her till she likes it.

Instant dump

>”IPhone 7? What do you need an iPhone 6 for?!
*gives her 5S*

Jewis bf?

1 slap
2 you aint getting anything
3 you aint going anywhere

Buy an Iphone for myself.

make her buy me an iphone x or i dump her

not fake at all

I wouldn't buy myself and iphone, let alone her

If she doesn't say sorry or anything, dump

I tell her to go back to JVC

BE GONE THOT

laugh and tell her to give me the succ