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snap

any world cup man in? shall be watching all 64 matches me

this is why I love white people

ohh la la la

was gonna make a b8 post here but i did it in another thread so here, get angry

sue

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girl said she's really horny and hungry
is she flirting with me?

approximately 96 hours of men kicking balls

yanks are NOT white takeshi

can do 50 pushups with relative ease

yeah but the one i want isnt one you can just find at the beach or whatever
i could do that with a yabby though

Are you a cannibal?

not a virgin freak so im busy throughout most the matches

yes
feed her your dick
unless she's a bloater

nah she probably says that to all her friends

Having surgery tomorrow on my shins to have them extended. Prospected height will be 5'11.
£36,000 well spent to not be a manlet any more.

Got approximately 96 hours of women kicking balls saved on my hard drive
Don't see the issue

nah mate girls just talk about being horny to everyone
get a grip

look that qt eye.
I wanna eat that white ***

literally told a girl i want her to be my first and she's been sopping wet ever since lads

Dixons Carphone has admitted a huge data breach involving 5.9 million payment cards and 1.2 million personal data records

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five hours left of toil and ive already done all the tasks for today so im just sitting about with fuck all to do

Laughing at the yanks who got out done at their own game; for decades they have championed "free speech" knowing fully well that they could drown everyone else's voice with their own corporate media; now the Russians out did them at their own game, on a medium they created even, now they are panicking. Wondering if they will continue to champion free speech of change their tune.

Haha I can bench press 50 pushups shitbag

wouldnt mind paying taxes for government-funded liposuction if it meant less fat fucks around me

have fun learning how to walk again

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seriously thought about this desu
they do it in china a lot
apparently extremely painful, and i reckon you probably look like a lanky cunt afterwards with big legs like that. it's not proportional

cheers didn't think so

Ah yes restricted movement and disabled legs in the future await you

>yabby
chris havent read that word in a long time
desuarchive.org/int/search/text/yabby innit/page/13/

manlet is under 6'

how tall are you now?

need to start excercising again. becoming a right porker.

god toasted teacakes are so peng

kek, almost as good as spending £30,000 for a piece of paper

proud manlet (5'6)
low centre of gravity

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didnt exercise and now they call me the porke rorke, watch out lad

if you toast it it'll just all melt

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Read this as toasted testicles
NEED to stop sticking my nads in the oven, the nurses at the hospital are starting to get suspicious so I've started driving to other hospitals after my ball-bearing escapades, costs a fortune in fuel

>96 hours of gay ball busting

ah, yes the totally not gay sport for man.

Arrogant students? Nah, don't rate 'em

lol forgot about that gimmick, good reminder.

yabbys are cool used to love catching them with a pump when i was a kid

new

*ruffles your perfectly styled hair that you spent half an hour doing this morning*

youtube.com/watch?v=1wV6_GiMR8s

is this true australians?

turt mate do girls have a bad reaction to your height when you meet them off tinder?

YOU FUCKING IDIOT user
YOU CRETIN

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big lez > michael cusack
this is not up for debate.

sick of all the virgin shaming that goes on around here

back in my day, being a virgin was cool (unless you were married)

what ARE you doing

Been enjoying the Mike Nolan show a lot recently
Lot more relaxing, it's like the antithesis to the wackiness of big lez

they've never mentioned it

oioioi lads get a look at this utter freak, fucking virgin

screamed

cusack is pretty hit or miss with his videos but one thing he never fails to do is perfectly portray the australian experience

put away two six packs of these yesterday

where is this pet yabby picture im still waiting lad

Don't you have like a 2/5th chance of meeting with a taller woman, though?

ah yes

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It's coming home, boyos

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Business idea: sell pet crabs on the dark web

last 2 girls I've shagged were taller than me

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sue noshed me off under that bridge, good times

dude thats actually a good idea i should try find some on there but ive never really used it before so maybe not

Mental. That would never happen here. It's social taboo for the man to be shorter.

are shoe lifts any good? im 5'3"

Can't believe Spain sacked their manager, going to put a cheeky bet on Portugal to win the group.

No you’re not stop lying

m.youtube.com/watch?v=giSmkHqMHb4
BASED

Doubt there's any man even 10% as stylish as turt in the Netherlands.

>i'm gonna be 30 when this happens
[picture of brendan fraser looking distressed]

>tfw your height makes people incredulous

Just own it, man. What is she going to think when you have already disappointed her with your 5'6 height and then you take off your shoes and you turn out to be even shorter?

Loathe every woman I see on tinder

Loathe modern women in general

it is here too but I manage

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hooting

youtube.com/watch?v=CtCOrPVXn-g

the idea is that you've already sucked her in too deep by the time the shoes come off

Hello turtle

want a gang of tall dutch qts to beat me up and make fun of me for being a manlet

we dont take off our shoes indoors

You’re paying 30,000 quid to irreparably destroy your body just to reach 5’11 literal king of Manlets? Fucjing he’ll lad that’s terribly sad

honestly just give up, live life for yourself, the sad, SAD truth is that you'll never get a gf no matter how hard you try, I struggle enough at 5'8, can't imagine how bad you have it lad

Sorry

savages

I’ve always been tall (6’2) so I never really understand a Manlets pain

What’s so bad about being short?

literally any man can find a gook gf if you're willing to give her that free ticket to the 1st world, there is no such thing as no hope

Small brain: grunge
Big brain: Britpop
Multidimensional brain: Madchester

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getting mogged