Fuck yeah

Fuck yeah

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no one will be able to step foot in the US without a radiation suit in 2026 anyway

Yes.
Nuclear winter in america would make a football not that good.

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Why are we letting leaves into the cup?

Does this mean that all three countries are auto qualified for the tournament or only the US?

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This is going to be fucking awesome
I would think so

Why? Americans don't care about football, why would FIFA let them have World Cup?? Oh wait, Qatar has world cup too lmao fuck FIFA

fifa probably thinks that if america hosts the world cup americans will start caring about soccer and start giving them money
tbqh theyre probably right

>The 1994 FIFA World Cup was the 15th FIFA World Cup, held in nine cities across the United States from 17 June to 17 July 1994. The United States was chosen as the host by FIFA on 4 July 1988. Despite the host nation's lack of a national top-level football league, the tournament was the most financially successful in the tournament's history; it broke the World Cup average attendance record with nearly 69,000 spectators per game, a mark that still stands.[1][2] The total attendance of nearly 3.6 million for the final tournament remains the highest in World Cup history, despite the expansion of the competition from 24 to 32 teams (and from 52 to 64 games) in the 1998 World Cup.[1]
fucking wikipedia, meant to post just that

Congratulations. No idea why people are so salty.
That said I think 3 nations of such size is excessive. Mexico or USA shouldve bid individually. Eastern-USA alone could easily host the event.

i wonder if they will shoot up some people and how american mudskins react to white europeans

>mfw our trash national team will qualify by default because of host country and expansion to 48 teams, and get thrashed immediately

>That said I think 3 nations of such size is excessive

This desu. A whole continent hosting World Cup is weird. Even EU putting in a bid for world cup would be less strange.

i feel bad for Morocco tho

>Canada at the World Cup
da fuck

Mexico better have its shit together by then.

Considering it's Qatar in 2022 they probably didn't want to repeat another MENA country right after the other.

>Canada

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Yeah, I can get joint bid for small countries, but all 3 cointries are quite massive (also, I get the US, but why is Canada there?)

Texas could host it

2015:
>Federal prosecutors in the United States on Thursday announced criminal charges against 16 FIFA officials, alleging they were part of a 24-year scheme to enrich themselves while overseeing the world governing body of soccer.

2018:
>World Cup 2026: Canada, US & Mexico joint bid wins right to host tournament

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fuck you we love socceer

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Why do these countries pay for football with tax money? If people want football they should pay for it themselves.

2020
>Blatter seen swinging a golden golf club at Mar-A-Lago with an unidentified orange man

/CUM/ stronk

>Qatar bribed FIFA
>Russia bribed FIFA
>USA just intimidated FIFA
Based

lol I remember that match

>Mexico
oh god no

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>football
And you need to call it soccer then from now on

Don't give a fuck about soccer and now that we are hosting soccer tournament....still don't care about soccer but if we win I will gloat on Jow Forums

this... just makes so much sense.

Congrats, north americans.
This.

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

The given estimate about possible profits is about 10 times that of past tournaments too. They promised FIFA 10 billion dollars

they bought the most tickets in russia apart from russians

>if we win
TWO WORLD WARS AND ZERO WORLD CUPS

because they are making it a clownshow with more teams, fucking moneyhungry shits

Nobody but Europeans and Third Worlders give a fuck about "World Cup" ok. That's like me making fun of Germany for not winning the Super Bowl.

It is still completely disproportionate, and they are banking on nations like Myanmar and Gambia to show up in massive numbers

>Nobody but Europeans and Third Worlders give a fuck about "World Cup" ok. That's like me making fun of Germany for not winning the Super Bowl.

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>Nobody but Europeans and Third Worlders give a fuck about "World Cup" ok.

So the rest of the world. World Cup is the most prestigious and watched sporting event in human history.

Mutant players could be cool. Imagine a US player with an extra set of feet for hands.
Just the edge we need.

Sweet, all threee states will be on high alert so now I can finally visit the Aztec ruins in Mexico and Universal Studios in the US without fearing for my life. There's nothing to see in Canada, right?

To promote the sport, NFL is dying and Basketball is boring, there is ever growing void in American sports

NHL is stale too.

Doesn't mean Americans have to give a shit. Fucking "Marvel Cinematic Adventures" is the most prestigious and watched stories in human history, does that mean everyone needs to start buying tickets to Captain Marvel?

They have the nicer view of Niagara Falls iirc. But you get closer on America's side.

>Basketball is boring
lol?

There's esports to take over

Does this mean Canada will get to participate???

I always thought it’s a shame Americans didnt join the shitfest that is football. It makes for nice memes

Y-yes.
Wait, it means 3 places already reserved for host cunts? Doesn't it too much

Theoretically yes.

>But you get closer on America's side.
Been there. The town is a dump though, and so is everything inbetween Niagara Falls and New York City. Not worth driving to and back.

They haven't decided on the auto-qual situation yet. Might as well give it to all three 2bh, with 48 teams the US and Mexico would qualify anyway so by denying it they'd just be screwing over Canada.

Confirmed. Canada 2026 world cup champions!

lol soccer

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can't wait to see canada get thrashed

inshallah in 2020, the orange man is the President of the United States for four more years

Is this how the world looks in the "brainz" (note: Written "brainz" because of so far non existing evidence of its existence) of mutts?

> (note: Written "brainz" because of so far non existing evidence of its existence)
lmao Germany

lol wtf?

By 2026 Mexico will be in an extremely good place or not be a country at all. Either way It's a good scenario.

SEETHING

AND NOW ZER VIL BE EIN JOEK!

>wasting 3 slots on those shitter teams

German humour>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>American humour

mexico better show up. the world will be rooting for your team and against the US

Arschschmerz

You could say the same about your Mother

What a dumb comment.
You realize you two hosting the event doesnt mean the final has been decided?

Who the fuck cares

Mexico only deserves to host, Canada and the US can watch the superboll.

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So what we have right now?

Mexico's team is as bad as it gets

wasn't implying that though??

Then why would the world root for Mexico and against the US? 48 countries will qualify, nearly any mildly relevant and even super irrelevant country will be there to root for.
Except for us maybe

Diversity hire

#teamsoccer

he thinks world revolves around USA and everyone is either rooting for us or rooting against us.

Everyone loves taco so of course rooting for Mexico is a given.

Going straight into my cringe compilation.

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newfag

comfy 6k km journeys between each match

Soccer is the most childish sport in the world this side of kickball, and watching grown men play it and take it seriously and pretend to get injured will never stop being funny. Looking forward to this World Cup.

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A GERMAN JOEK IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!

>also, I get the US, but why is Canada there?

Why not? Not like US and Mexican teams are any good either.

Maybe one day we'll invent a creation that can fly through the sky at high speeds to quickly move between distant locations.

Stop questioning why Canada is there and let us be in the World Cup at least once

The power of /cum/

Why don’t you come and see for yourself :)

If you can't qualify for the world cup, just host it instead

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Are Canadians into soccer?

Generally no. Around here soccer is pretty much considered a sport for kids. Almost every kid plays it as their first sport then switches to hockey or football when they get older.

Go by any pitch in a city and you'll basically never see anyone over 14 playing.

>Canada

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No it fucking isn't you windmill-dweller

lol that's exactly how we see it in USA too. Nice.