/smg/- Stock Market General

I wanna see green today boys.
The market had its chance to collapse but it never reached freefall. We're going to crack a new paradigm and rewrite the value standards.
The economy is doing too well to justify a sell off despite all the bearish indicators and memes.

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why no sbux?

also, mmmm fb doin me so good lately mmmm

WMC. There's no way you'll get burned twice on mortgages, stupid goy-er, I mean, friend.

GAIN

Who's dumping AMD at open?

Right here. Always sell parabolic moves. Plus the market is still choppy and I don't trust any of these rallies.

Do you guys have rigs for trading? How much of a fag would I be if I built a pc and bought a dual monitor for it?

There's nothing bad about having more workspace. Just don't get 21:9 ultrawide shit. It's a meme.

I find that multi-screen setup is not totally justified
Be it TA where you have follow several indocators at the same time, or FA where you can view 10-Ks and spreadsheets all at once

>Starbucks, 3M, AT&T, JnJ and Coca cola (maybe some Ford too)

Those are all meme stocks.

Good morning /smg/!

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moar like GCAP
Good call if you are the one who chose to add more during their latest EC

Unless your a TA memer then all you need is one screen. I trad on my phone. I have all of the MACD technical mombojombo and order flow (order flow is the only non meme technical indicator) on my phone. If I'm not out and about I literally trade in my bed. Comfy af.

do it. im thinking of getting a new rig. i like having a lot of screens. i can glance at all timeframes real quick and not waste time on a shitty little phone app that has crap charts (though i hear some are ok, but you gotta pay for em)

Unless you can afford a Bloomberg terminal the only differences between a regular computer and a "trading rig" is the amount of monitors for maximum meme line drawing. You can get all of that from apps that cost 2 bucks a month.

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What do you guys think of FB right now? Should I sell my stocks right at the open or near the close?

Also should I buy calls on amazon for earnings?

yeah i dont use goyphones so it wouldnt matter anyways. TA and memelines are very important to how i trade. as are buttons. fuck doing literally anything on a touch screen

but thats my preference. i dont pay for any trading platform

Fair enough. I swear though, one of these days I'm gonna have one of these bad boys.

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Hmmm
Today hardest day for make plays me ever see in me whole 3 weeks of trading SPY

me not know...

literally as soon as i can afford it.
then ill teach myself how to python some algos and fuck off to some island with internet connection and FUD from some tropical beach somewhere

does anyone know where i can get a good chart of the various yield curves? thats the one thing my platform is totally lacking in

fred.stlouisfed.org/categories/22 ?

awesome this is even more than what i needed. thank you

Morning all. Will 4chin freeze again today?

you're welcome bro

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I'm dropping this general.
fuck you OP for posting that pic

How come pictures have been taking decades to load now? Did the change servers or something?

every day -.-

Considering a gamble on Deutsche Bank soon. Talk me out of it.

Shorting DB is a crowded trade.

kek
call me when anyone gets actually squeezed on DB in any meaningful way.

What's the over under on the time Jow Forums goes down today?

Me too

right at the bell of course

you hedge your bond shorts? theyre running hot today

W-will Trump bail out DB since he basically owes his business to them....?

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I got plenty of time on those puts. The one I'm worried about is the gold short scratch off I bought yesterday. That one could fuck me, but I'm going to wait until at least 11 before I do anything.

I want to get in Goldman Sachs because of mnuchin. He's flying under the radar and trump loves him.

LMT, BA, SPY, DIA

hope its not on TLT. its a gapfill from the looks in PM

FUTURES ARE UP

FB GONNA HOLD ITS GAINS

EVERYTHING RECOVERING

WHO /COMFY BULL/ HERE

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Green week as long as Amazon doesn't fuck me tonight

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Who else hopping on the short AMD train?

did they miss?

It is in fact the TLT, but these options won't expire until after the shit post from the FED next week. I'm not worried, it's not like this gap up breaks the downward trend that has formed.

huge beat of course

They did better than expected and I imagine some cag holders are going to exit driving it down for some accumulation

Biotechs looking good today. Positive data on $AXSM. My largest speculative play may actually pay off.

Hopefully I can recover some of my NOC call from 2 days ago today. Defense stocks dumped for no literally fucking reason at a rate never seen in over 5 years. I lost 20% in 2 days.

It had every reason to go up, too. It's been consistently stable during volatile market days. Defense had dipped after getting pumped from the Syrian attacks. The spook satellite failure didn't affect it at all. Defense has been crushing earnings. There was no recent insider trades. The TA memery checked out.

If this is not shitty luck I don't know what is.

ha no not at all. im actually quite pleased i was able to close out before it bounced. now i can get another one going longer term since i have more cash freed up

kek those poor idiot bagholders at AMD never catch a break, do they?

Absolutely comfy. This volatility has shook all the casuals to make our gains even stronger when they coming fomo-ing out of their bond cucksheds.

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My portfolio consists solely of NUSMF and JAGX. Am I deluded?

and im there to raid the everloving fuck out of their bond cucksheds.

>The City of AMD

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When them there bond yields hit 10% I reckon I'm moving into that cuck shed.

DB missed kek

10% is hardly a cuckshed. more like a bachelor pad

SHORT SHORT SHORT?

Yeah I think so. They've been down trending for a while, this is not going to help

If you're doing puts get intermediate term

Ya, LMT dumped too on an excellent quarter (barring the F35 contractual issue)

Ok here me plan!

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If DB missed doesn't that mean we should be buying? Isn't that how the market behaves now?

Why amd and not NVDA? NVDA up 3% after hours. Amd is for fags

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Can you do one for GLD for me?

Cup and handle forming on TTWO. They will touch $102 again within the next week and then shoot through shortly after. Target $115-117.

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Stick $1 in an etrade call it a day. I don’t use them anymore but I keep $.01 in there so I can use their tools.

In auto and defence, I think the logic is as follows : the equipment that has been purchased don't need to be replaced anytime soon
So less revenue growth potential

No, I think if it it beats, but not by enough, it can't sustain the outrageous P/E present in 99/100 stocks. If it misses it REALLY can't sustain that.

I was listening to Bloomberg this morning. The story of them missing isn't even the tip of the iceberg. The restructuring (again) is what is going to kill their US operations.

They lost 17% on their US trading desks. Getting out of profitable markets where they lose money every quarter seems to be the way forward. However, Deutsche's home of Germany is an unprofitable banking market.

Farrow and Keane shit all over Deutsche for almost 15 minutes this morning on Bloomberg Radio.

Maybe it’s cause I’m a noob but how the hell do you make sense of all of this. Pls no bully.

Be very cautious being in auto around now; subprime auto lending is very close to collapse

>35B walked out the door
Kek

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>moar than DB's market cap kek

Every other investment bank that's reported their FY earnings so far has made money with their trading operations, especially in fixed assets. Presumably, all at the expense of Deutsche.

IT'S TIME

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Agreed. Maybe it's the charts I read, but this chart looks untidy and confusing.

FUCKING ATM CAT
LET ME HAVE MONEY TODAY

Can somebody explain this meme?

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>EBIO flying again today with 0 signs of reversal

comfy as fuck

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its the hillarious Jow Forums meme where a man pretends to be a girl that sucks dicks for money and then shits up the entire board with stupid posts where he talks like a child

tradingview.com/symbols/NYSE-DB/

Forget everything else on this page and just look at the news out for Deutsche. It's all meme-worthy.

>Reverse image search on google bring me back here to this thread.

So glad I persisted in muh DD after reading up a good tip on the interbutts

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just guessing but it looks like shadbase art style

KHC stop ruining my gains.

this is why we can't trust banks

Me no know enough gld history make one
Will play around though
Err am working on making these better

Basically its decision point based on volume price action

If price go above line, do what lines says

So far me not open long because price not pass long line

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mmm sold 2/3s of my MU calls from yesterday to cover all risk.
Free option!

how much semen do you swallow on a daily basis?