Lying about unemployment

Fellow bizies,

If I make it, I just want to stay home, play vidya and go socialize once in a while.
Any good ideas as to what to tell people what I do for work?
I program, so obviously I can go with "working from home engineering backend software for Rajeesh-Soft" or freelance developer, but that's boring.

How would you lie about your unemployment?

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thats perfect. the more boring the better, people won't ask about details that could expose your lies

Say you work in IT procurement specializing in statistical analysis and data reconfiguration

SAY FREELANCE TRANSLATOR

Why lie? Be honest and always remind your friends how hard your life is.

good point
Thanks, stuff like this was exactly what I meant, things even my programming buddies wouldn't even understand heh
Sounds even more boring lol, but also good idea
How would it be hard? I'd have time to go after hobbies, sleep like i want and be fucking rich

I STAY SUPER STINKY, BATH EOY

You do commissioned homoerotic fanfiction

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that's not even dumb. marketing / media work is more socially respected than programming (in the sense that it makes you look like a nerd or whatever), and no one will really question where or for who you work