/brit/

Dutch trap edition

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My mom thinks I'm praying to God at Church. I'm actually praying to Satan to kill everyone in the Church..

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tune of the fucking century

meeting a ladyfriend tomorrow, shall I have a couple of bevvies beforehand since I'm an autist?

death grips desu

ever since i took LSD i still see shit moving around, i was looking at a triange today and i swear to go the lines were waving and when i look at the floor it's slightly breathing and has this static look to it and i keep getting these thoughts that are like 1000 words but are condensed into one quick thought and it makes sense for like a split second and then i lose it
this is bad innit

Ew

choon
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jokes on you, all actions of satan are part of God's plan

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molly

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just one
she'll know you're drunk if you have two or more
but she might think you're chad or a psycho-chad if you are on just one

I think I'm in love

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why did ian huntley do it

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I love Alvvays and their music, but when Molly actually talks she has a gross Canadian accent

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probably a nonce who thought killing them was his best chance of getting away with it

*does my really good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression*

Do you ever start to care again lads? Or once it has gone is it gone forever?

good idea lad, think I might do that

do not EVER pre drink and don't listen to anybody who says otherwise

I think I'm in love

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This, you guys are retarded

virgin freak

...so yeah, that's basically why interpol went to shit after antics

*after TOBL

nah nah ders no chrome on me hip

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>tfw i grew out of clubbing just as i learned to control my drinking and stop being a weirdo
grew up too late

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i don't care about caring or not caring
it's modernist soyboy crap to think "caring" in itself is good

im a non virgin in all ways apart from the fact my willy has never been in a fanny

Not a fan of that post

mathematician
substraction addition
division
to the packs and the cracks in the kitchen

When I was a neurotypical I thought a woman would make me happy, wrong. Getting shit done, eating healthy, hanging out with the boys and doing my hobbies brought me happiness. When you live life to validate only yourself you'll start to build momentum and confidence.

walked to the corner store for a 6er lads

You want one?

dibs on Lindsey

i'm the opposite
stereotypical virgin freak who happens to have had sex a few times

Why doesn't Ian Huntley just kill himself
What does he do all day

Opinions on Molly? I haven't tried it yet. Apparently it makes you really horny.

i read that he's into the occult now

whose sadder, DSP or the people who watch him?
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Why doesn't /brit/ just kill themselves
What do they do all day

downloading at 23mb/s

listening to stereophonics :)

who the fuck is DSP

it's the absolute shit mate

This lad attacked Ian Huntley in prison
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Hobson

> When Diane arrived at the flat that evening she too was beaten with a hammer after being tortured with a disposable razor and scissors and sexually assaulted.[16][17] She had been "hogtied" and her left nipple was completely bitten off.[8][18] Police believe Hobson may have eaten it.[14][19] The cause of her death was determined to be strangulation

Don't know what to think
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Not a fan of this post

can't fathom the idea of NOT kms

don't know mate never seen it or heard of him
i watch many a true nerd
currently got him on my iphone playing the "you only live once" run (no saving or healing) of fallout new vegas
he's been absolutely smashing it for ages
the precision and planning, it's like watching a snooker master

birthday soon :)

Waiting for the right moment, want to kill myself using a car, but had to scrap my one last year because my insurance was too expensive. Could use my parents, but they'd notice straight away if I did. Planning on using my tractor, but it's outside the back atm, my father will probably move it to the carhouse down the land for winter, can turn it on and gas myself then.

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wtf are you saying

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shit

>my tractor

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:)

is that you joe

...

Tommy Robinson is not racist

youtube channel called "many a true nerd"
he's quite entertaining and very good at his games
very comfy
i keep watching it in bed as i go to sleep

I don't want to waste it. I'm going to find something really fun to do while I'm on it.

Nah, my name is odd

doxt

an so called 'chhhooOoOOooOoOOOooooooOOooon' tbqh ngl ba

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matched with a man-hating intersectional lesbian feminist on tinder
she's coming over tonight with a mallet and a mortar and pestle, and will smash and grind my testicles into oblivion

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my son is also named odd

here's the quick rundown
>one of the first gaming channels on youtube
>one of the biggest and most popular gaming channels on youtube
>DSP is an actual manchild and is quickly replaced by better gaming channels
>he can't get any viewers anymore, even though he has 180k subs
>he's in severe debt, his girlfriend left him and was probably cucking him
>he wanked on stream
>he HATES games, but he has to keep playing them non stop so he can put out 20 videos every day to try to get as much ad revenue as possible to pay off his piling debts
it's honestly the saddest thing i've seen in my life
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nassim

Duck fuck fuck cuck

>so... wot u gettin ‘oo eat m8

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Father?

looks a bit like david brent

beans
baked beans

tommy robbinson makes adolf hitler look like the chuckle brothers

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>i don't believe we've been introduced, mr...?
>beans. baked beans.

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alot of modern science is simply not true
for example, the idea that matter cannot be created nor destroyed
ladies and gentlemen, i intend to prove this theory wrong by the simple use of a hammer, and my bollocks

hi guys willy lad here anything fun to say?

braaaaaaaaap

so THIS is the world famous Ozzy shitposting...........

show us your knob

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(2) Tallboys, some Las Flamas flavored Doritos, a Mt. Dew in the can if they've got them and a random 2 dollar lottery ticket.

yeah seen what i did earlier haha

Youtube sounds like a great way to earn a crust

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well they say every point in the universe is the centre of the universe
that can't be righbt

Cara

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my willy is so small when i do a wee it goes on my balls

eww!!! no
dont understand but seems like youve got alot of you's

got fired lads
boss caught me with the ol' love spuds in the vice

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this city is afraid of me
i have seen its true face

Big fan of ballbuster-posting

3 inch man

peng chick
feel sad for you wish youve got a giant dick so no everyoe would traet you like a human being