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Didn't give you permission to save this

not convinced affectionate woman aren't the product of folklore

you're literally a psycho if you don't love your mother
they gave life to you and raised you

is she getting violent user?

don't trust men who's mum's never loved them, they have no soul

Sorry

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yikes

men that don't respect or have a good relationship with their fathers are anti-traditionalist and undermine society

homosexual freaks being the most obvious, niggers, and others too

I'm a data entry specialist. I'm great at inputting data into a spreadsheet for people smarter than me to analyse

Why's he so likable bros?

just a coincidence

my mum battered and neglected me for years
yes i'm hard as fuck in a fight (also grew up on a council estate)
but i'm functionally useless in society because of my avoidant personality disorder
terrified of social interaction
i think it's a balancing act but actually
how about a mum that mothers you and a dad who toughens you up
that would be fine i think
shame my dad died when i was 5

Oh god
Oh man
Oh god
Oh man
Oh god
Oh man
Oh god
Oh man
Oh god
Oh man
Oh god
Oh man

The other day I was ricocheting slowly
off the blue walls of this room,
moving as if underwater from typewriter to piano,
from bookshelf to an envelope lying on the floor,
when I found myself in the L section of the dictionary
where my eyes fell upon the word lanyard.

No cookie nibbled by a French novelist
could send one into the past more suddenly-
a past where I sat at a workbench at a camp
by a deep Adirondack lake
learning how to braid long thin plastic strips
into a lanyard, a gift for my mother.

I had never seen anyone use a lanyard
or wear one, if that's what you did with them,
but that did not keep me from crossing
strand over strand again and again
until I had made a boxy
red and white lanyard for my mother.

She gave me life and milk from her breasts,
and I gave her a lanyard.
She nursed me in many a sick room,
lifted spoons of medicine to my lips,
laid cold face-clothes on my forehead,
and then led me out into the air light

and taught me to walk and swim,
and I, in turn, presented her with a lanyard.
Here are thousands of meals, she said,
and here is clothing and a good education.
And here is your lanyard, I replied,
which I made with a little help from a counselor.

Here is a breathing body and a beating heart,
strong legs, bones and teeth,
and two clear eyes to read the world, she whispered,
and here, I said, is the lanyard I made at camp.
And here, I wish to say to her now,
is a smaller gift - not the worn truth

that you can never repay your mother,
but the rueful admission that when she took
the two-toned lanyard from my hand,
I was as sure as a boy could be
that this useless, worthless thing I wove
out of boredom would be enough to make us even.

>bros
one step too far yankoid
foy

friendly reminder that the rush hour movies are peak kino
if your favourite movie isn't rush hour 1 or 2 you're a complete and utter soyboy virgin freak, simple as

>they gave life to you and raised you

the actual brown person response
you really can't defend 'giving life' as a reason to like someone

*poof*
That was the sound of everyone in this thread hiding that ridiculous post you just made. The time and effort you put into it, gone in an instant.

I am the reigning anglo-celtic god of /brit/
I welcome all comers

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got 1013.47 GBP saved up

Fuck your God, nigger!

>people dragging out DNA tests

ah is ancestry.com pushing another 'alternative marketing' campaign?

>North Africa
>Jewish
hmm...

t. mum didn't love him

honestly is there anything sadder than this?

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mums bing past

rounds on you!

virgin robot freak hands typed this post

marriage is between a man and a woman

To first approximation, everything Jews say or do is intended to strengthen Israel and/or weaken the West

Wish there was a way to read every post posted

you come from a broken home
you have no meaningful input on a discussion about mothers

t. reyansh from a toronto suburb who was breastfeed until he was eight

>you really can't defend 'giving life' as a reason to like someone

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>actually taking an online ancestry test using your own DNA
>gleefully and ignorantly just handing your DNA over to the NSA, and by extension the entirety of Five Eyes, just to brag on an anonymous image board
Y I K E S

can trace at least one branch of my family back over 400 years and another back nearly 300

LOVE our heavenly father
LOVE his son jesus christ
LOVE his one true earthly church
simple as

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>you really can't defend 'giving life' as a reason to like someone
so what? do you hate GOD too?
you're a psychopath
simple as

do mormons even believe in the trinity?

>LOVE his one true earthly church
careful now, careful

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guarantees immortality when reconstruction is possible

"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

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>insult mothers
>dozens of replies

didn't realise I was speaking to a bunch of brown cow-worshipping guacamole munching foreigners

>and by extension the entirety of Five Eyes
What's their end game?

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nope, the godhead are separate beings united in one holy purpose

>you're a psychopath
its understandable since his mum didn't love him
how fucked is that
glad my mummy loves me :^)

Steve1989 is a national treasure
he's so cool, he lives like an hour from me

>yank giving it big licks again

stfu

redpilled post, would never do it unless i had covered my tracks to conceal my TRUE identity using whonix

who here /superficially happy but otherwise dysfunctional/ family

gave steve1989 a handjob in a wawa bathroom near tampa

My glutes ache, but I'll thank myself when my APT is rectified

books, ranked;
1. the holy scriptures
---------------big gap----------------
2. others

based
are you a fellow (813) user?

Go away.

There is no god, and if you think there is one, you're a idiot.

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91004576
kuffar if im honest

All me

business idea: steal some inbred ashkenazic DNA and get that tested so my DNA connected to my NSA profile lists 99% Jewish DNA

*snap*
yep this is going in my cringe comp

Love space and his son science

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you need to have Ashkenazi dna if you want to do anything in politics

Here's a picture from the Hubble telescope. Where's the big beardy man. I don't ssee him.

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it's the forced laughter that gets to me, a constant reminder that they feel uncomfortable being their TRUE selves in front of each other.

no from NJ but my aunt lives in Sarasota

don't like these posts

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he's right there mate what you cant see him?

look into the history of any serial killer and the story is almost exactly the same every time: mummy didn't love me much and daddy used to beat me
if you don't love your parents, and they don't love you, then it's for the best if you were preemptively and forcefully withdrawn from open society before you get the chance to act on what bubbles beneath
sociopathic freaks

Listening to Pharrel Williams - Happy because I'm Happy : ')

You're god is made up, and you're gay

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who /dreamingofholdinghandswiththeonetrueloveonasnowychristmaseve/ here?

600mg in about 2 weeks
I honestly thought I'd go through the whole gram in just a few days
what does this mean

good god my lips are nubm, this is definitely a horse tranquilizor

it appears that Dave is here

mormonism is an interesting assembly of vernacular New Englander beliefs of the early 19th century so it's kind of interesting from an American social perspective but it's still heretical

yes love is important, but love can be shown through abuse as well.

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Today in history:
1745 – War of the Austrian Succession: New England colonial troops under the command of William Pepperrell capture the Fortress of Louisbourg in Louisbourg, New France

Louisbourg was a standing menace to all the Northern British colonies. It was such a haunt of privateers that it was called the American Dunkirk. The French and the Wabanaki Confederacy used it to continuously attack New England in numerous Northeast Coast Campaigns

The French government had spent twenty-five years in fortifying it, and the cost of its defenses was reckoned at thirty million livres.

Louisbourg was an important bargaining chip in the peace negotiations to end the war. Louisbourg was returned to France in exchange for the return of Madras to Britain, and the withdrawal of French troops from the Netherlands

On a visit to London in 1749, Pepperrell was received by the King and made a baronet for his exploits

The town of Pepperell, Massachusetts is named for him. From 1762 to 1805, the town of Saco, Maine, which he had a role in founding, was known as "Pepperellborough”.

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If I had two nukes, I would nuke the Vatican and Mecca

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My soul.

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cyberpeng 2077

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>tfw too intelligent to be affected by abuse

Don’t understand how a horse tranquilliser can be used as a party drug
Does it not just send you to sleep?

Actually, they’re all owned by the Mormons

For real, look it up

ah yes the game with no actual gameplay footage
pre-ordering this one

anyone else miss the 80s?
youtube.com/watch?v=p0pM5dm--yQ

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Soymallya

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what party did you go to that someone was like, hey bruv wanna hit this??