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his and her edition

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gay

My girlfriend is a slut but I still love her

>Knock on door
>Some of my packages get delivered at nearly 11 PM
What the fuck guys

the more i watch Love the more i want a train wreck of a gf

same
Honestly, the entire degenerate continent that is the Americas needs to be be cleansed by nuclear fire. Except for Cascadia, of course.

>complaining about someone going beyond the scope of their normal hours to make sure customers receive their packages

wew

four FUCKING hours at the DMV just to get my DL replaced

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Just arranged a blowjob for a yugioh card.

I'd be less mad at myself if the card in question wasn't over a hundred bucks

I wasn't complaining, I was just very surprised since this has never happened before

tfw lifes perfect but suffer from mental illness

>yugioh
what is this the early 2000s?

>91005765
get wrecked

I wish! Cards were generally cheaper and nobody was competitive enough to buy tournament ready decks

My gf whores herself out

guess that makes her the breadwinner

you aight white boy

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Me on the left

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me on the right (standing on earth)

She definitely makes more than me. I don’t mind.

haha thanks

how do i know if i should ask a girl out?

Do you like her? Does she like you?

bitch niggas

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At what age did you lose your virginity?

Lol

I'm a virgin

16
junior year of high school
mid october
brunette
very moist

14

"lol"? What the fuck are you laughing about, you fucking mongoloid? I asked a question, you neanderthal fuck, not for some stupid fucking retarded answer like "lol", or is that all you can fucking muster with that faulty, underdeveloped brain of yours? I guess I should be pitying you, it's not really your fault that you are like this, it's the fault of your fucking incestuous fuckup parents that gave birth to such a disgrace. Hell, I even feel a little bit guilty for fucking that inbred retarded shitbird of a whore you'd call your "sister", what a disgusting fucking pile of vomit. At least she gave good head. I suggest you go end your existence right now, and leave no trace of anything related to you or your disgraceful fucking trailer-trash family. Fucking fag ass piece of trash.

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I'm proud of being a virgin. It's the one thing roasties haven't taken away from me.

cope

>taken away from me
and what things would those be?

stop believing the lie that sex is important

bought some skins for CSGO

>buying weapon skins

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I only bought cheap ones to be honest

game i was playing just crashed

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dumb satania poster

was the game you were playing CSGO

Laney

no, hearts of iron 4

wish my friend would get online so I could play fortnite with him

wish i had an online friend to play vidya with

who used to play that game in middle school where you'd make yourself pass out

also huffed a lot of starter fluid and air duster

good morning from italy

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I am going to tell her I love her

I was a dumb kid but I wasn't that dumb
I do remember other kids doing it though, to the point that teachers literally issued a warning to the whole school NOT to play the game

I know more things than all of you

buonasera, amico

you don't know shit

*y'all

We had a kid that died because he huffed cooking spray. He got some kind of lung infection and went brain dead, then his family pulled the plug.

Never did anything that dumb, but was friends with a kid that huffed air freshener. He smelt like orange furniture polish all the time.

Fuck shitaly

Not a single good post ITT. Someone needs to make one before I go to bed.

91006510

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I'm here. Now the good posts can come rollin in.

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is that Lauren Southern? hot

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MGTOWs are just incels that """choose to be that way""""

MGTOWs are a bunch of virgins that simply cant get the attention from a pristine woman like myself

strongly desire a gf

mgtow are just guys who got rejected once and just think all women are like that

Have yet to meet a worthy female.
p.s. if you try to impress women you should kill yourself you pathetic waste

That has to be fake. Nobody would get that mad about somebody just standing near them

she was mad that he grabbed her sign

why are girls so desperate all the time? they always hit on me its really annoying

I didn't realize we were roleplaying in here

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post chunes

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how do I get a gf that looks like this?

melon liked this album but i don't really listen to rap

be white

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I'm really sick of this song tbqh

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haha okay i love it actually

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i'm not listening to any of this garbage

How do I get a gf like this?

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find a 2/10 korean girl and get get 50k worth of plastic surgery

where do gf's come from?

who cares

me

Find a 3DPD girl that look like this
You can't

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me

need a black friend

Hi

will you sleep with my gf?