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new zealand is about as long as the continental US is tall

You mean to tell me this country is big? It looks so tiny and insignificant.

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Post for good fortune and idk im gonna nod off

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Ah yes, I will take a 4 hour car trip to go see the closest poster to me

implying sweden is any more significant

have a good sleep bud

where the fuck do you live that it takes 4 hours to get to another person

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Just wondering which of the homos you were

:(

is wellington not closer?

I had no idea your country was this big. I always thought it was like a small island outside of Australia.

All you need to know is that i am a homo

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night everyone!

i thought you were welly because i'm dumb..

You think that's long? Check this out...

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night

that feel when no kiwi our australian bf to be super folksy and qt with me while we are rootin (translator's note that's down under for "sex")

Eh I've done it before

How about one more time?

Good morning guys!

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Good morning Hungarian! How are you feeling?

I am feeling good, and you Swede-kun?

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>Good morning
You do know it's not morning right
It's almost 6pm

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Feeling great! I am chowing down on some food as we speak.

Well good evening for you then

Bon appetit Swede-kun

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Do you have any plans for today?

Nothing at all desu.

>tfw no qt tanned aussie gf

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Hello desu!
youtube.com/watch?v=1mTU_FBSdb8
Feels bad qt; btw did you see what your President is doing?

Hello there desu!

No, actually I've stopped reading the news altogether cause my blood boils everytime i see that retard sitting at the palace.

How are you qt?
W-were you being truthful when you said you liked c-cuties?
Okay, well he's going to hand out guns to 45 thousand civilians for free so they can kill drug dealers.

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Who doesn't like cuties?
>kill drug dealers.
Should this be seen as a bad thing or a good thing?

I am mostly fine, I don't recall ever saying that tho, but I like cuties like me.

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"Drug dealers"
Without any due process a good % will not be drug dealers

I'd say a good thing except that 45k people could now declare war on each other with that amount of firepower.
You didn't say yesterday that you liked cute boys?
My bad desu; I-I don't either h-heh.
This.

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Oh yeah I've heard, he's just memeing this guy says lots of ridiculous shit but won't actually do it. He does it all the time.
Can't believe there's still 4 more years of this bullshit i feel like a german national living under hitlers germany during 1940.
This guy always mentions drugs drugs drugs when it's literraly the police's job since forever.
inflation is in its highest ever. he even admitted that he doesn't know shit about economy.
Economy was thriving on previous president second to china and look what he did during these last 2 years.. I hate it.

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Today I stood in a closet and looked at pics of cute catgirl :^)

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I may have said it, but I don't remember.

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why are the kiwis here so gay, it makes no sense

Why did you stand in a closet to do that? Don't you have internet in other parts of the room that are more comfortable?
That's true.

I feel bad for you desu. I'd bring you over here to live with me if I could.
D-do you believe it?
Very cute.

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I really don't know.

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When this country finally crumbles, will one of you take me in I'll be your obedient love slave. >//////

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Hello miss

Lewd, put onto the list.

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You are welcome to post here, but I should advice you to changing your name to Swede#2 so the posters can indifferent us.

W-well, we'll see in the future desu.
I-I'll take you in desu. I hope you enjoy our cool climate (except in the summer)

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But I like cuties.

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Are you a cutie?
If so I'll REALLY like you.

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I hope I am one.

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And if not? You will only like him a bit?

Seems kind of superficial.

Magyar boys...

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I bet you are!
H-how old are you?
Well if he is cute then I'd wanna get his number wouldn't I?
Basque boys...

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Stop I can only blush so much.

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Hello Svenska

0//////0

>\\\\\\

I-I am 18

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Can I own you now?

Only 18... That is young

Heheh.
I-I may or may not also be your age.
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Tried to speak Hungarian so please don't bully.

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Your voice is to masculine to post anime.

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SHUT UP BAKA

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1ks20S4X2Q2
Haha, that gave a good laugh.

I'll give you a pass for being funny.

I-I know.
I don't intend to bully but I had no idea what you tried to say.

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Not yet svenska.

I'll see you guys later!

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Thank you desu.
Szerintem nagyon aranyos vagy

I-I'm sorry, you're language is really hard to pronounce!

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Why do you keep posting pics of girls holding out gloves like that? Whats the meaning of it?

Now I can kinda hear it now, I can't blame you for not being able to pronounce gy, it is kinda like the d in during.
See you later desu!

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'gy' is like the start of 'dew'

Hungarian is a silly language, don't stress it.

You should stress it, otherwise you'll sound odd :3

You'll sound odd whatever you do when trying to learn a new language.

It's part of life and learning.

I-I think they're cute!
Szeretne csevegni a steam vagy discord?
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Th-thanks desu.

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I was making a joke about phonetic stress

You are getting there and you got the first sz right, but by the second one you only said z. You got "szeretnél" down pretty okay, just put a bit more weight on the é because it kinda sounded like an e. And if you say the m out in the last word it would make sense. You are almost there since you just made one letter mistake per word. Keep up the good work desu!

Well I absolutley can't promise voice but I can give you my discord if text is fine.

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Yes, but why do they want you to wear their glove? What is the point of that?
Well it wasn't pretty good because I didn't get it.

Hello again everyone!! dinner was great

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Sounds swell, what did you have for dinner?

You seem like a cool guy and I like languages and stuff so I would like your discord if you don't mind qt.
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Hello! Glad you enjoyed it.

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I haven't even thought about dinner...
Haven't really eaten much at all these days.
I should make a big meal tonight.

What did you have?

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fish and chips, pizza, and a little beer/coke together.
i'm not a fancy man

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You have to eat, it's makes your body keep moving and your brain functioning!

If you withstain from food you withstain from life.

Sounds like some good eating! Was it home prepared or bought? I bet it was delicious either way!

It should be AsD#1030

How does fish and chips taste? I never tried it.

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Went out to a restaurant and talked to my parents for the first time in a while. Great experience all around

can't describe it really

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sounds yummy desu
I actually understood that one

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Fuck.. where was my invite?
That sounds like heaven right about now.
Lucky bastard.
Yeah I know.
Just had a rough day yesterday and forgot to eat all day and still didn't have much of an appetite this morning, but I'll fill up now/soonish.

it was!