ITT: Stereotypical things about you

I'm Indian, I shit in the streets every morning, working in the tech support scam industry right now, creepily stalk White women online during break time, drink a glass of cow piss every night before bed.

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Next you're gonna tell me that you gave your first tip(quite literally) as a baby

The only stereotypical thing about my nationality is that I'm lazy. Everything else is reversed.

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i'm alcoholic and i have no friends

What the hell are you doing here with all of these europeans litterally thinking blacks aren't human?

I've had sex with someone related to me

Continue...

Other Icelanders count as being related to me right?

I like controlling the media

I'll be your friend user

can't small talk unless drunk
can't stop talking if drunk

I am Italian with an overbearing mother. I'm also 25 and will still be living at home for a while. Probably till I get married. Ate like 3 plates of spaghetti earlier too.

Anyone posting on Jow Forums is not part of humanity

>He thinks Jow Forums racism is real racism

I'm Jewish.
My uncle works for goldman sachs since his rabbi knew his boss.
My aunt works at a think tank that promotes israeli and jewish interests on college campuses.
My cousin has an investment banking internship cuz of nepotism.
My sister was educated from a Yeshiva and is actually illiterate but she still has a college degree in Business from Touro college since my rabbi knew the dean.

Op do you like sour candy?

>yfw there are so few Icelandic people they'll have the same issue as the Amish in the coming years

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How does your sister survive in the world being illiterate?

>In the coming years
Nigga, Iceland is a society over 1000 years old
If we had some kind of issue, it would have come sooner when we had a population that was a fraction of what it is today.

>Nigga
It's already begun

She'll probably get some lax marketing job drawing prototypes, colorful pictures, through nepotism too.
Either that or marry a nice Jewish boy.

Jewish (racially according to Jow Forums and other jews when it's convienent)
Cheap as fuck and generally defend businesses due to consumers being brainless retards think they're their friends and then getting shocked when they find out the business' purpose is to make money. That said, I'm too much of a moralfag to personally jew people out of their money

What has, you jigaboo?

I'm white and I like working

I'm pretty chill almost all the time. Also, I smoke weed

Snow monkey

>he thinks it isn't
dumb ice nigger

Thanks, snow monkeys are cool
Especially the ones that bathe themselves in warm lagoons

What's that old saying about pretending to be retarded long enough that you start attracting actual retards that think they are in good company.

>big plump women
I thought all men liked this.

i look like an albino

I'm lazy and like spicy food and my diet is mostly tacos

I'm racist

i love beans and tacos and spicy food and im lazy as shit

im white and am a depressed beta

I'm from northern England, I grew up on a council estate and my family are ex-miners. My accent is ridiculously broad too I sound like kes

I'm monolingual for the most part.
I own guns.
I think that's about it really.
t. American

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>Stereotypical things about you
Nothing I guess.

I like sauna, booze, I am socially retarded and I own three puukkos and a leuku.

I'm Polish

I love pastizzi.

I have a mustache and I am NEED toothpicks.