/brit/

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I'm unironically the good yank ama

Aesthetic

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yeah i do

I want her to sit on my face.

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would drop you like a sack of potatoes if you ever dared to step within ten miles of me

Is this /birt/?

I passed primary school with flying colours. I passed high school with flying colours. I bombed uni multiple times, and still don't have a degree.
Reckon I can get employed? No. If there's no chance for me, there's no chance for the little guy

*Postures*

Oi bruv you got the time, man? You got the time? That's a pretty watch though right there, innit? Mind if I see it? Don't be a piss, ah jus wannae hold it, right.

i need cyberpunk 2077 lads

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you are fat and ugly just like this guy. sorry to break it to you, but this is what would happen if you ever saw her

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become a fracker

>tfw not able to get drunk any more

I always end up falling asleep after one or two beers

prepare to reap the whirlwind my friend

Kick the baaaallll, kick the bloody ballll.

pussy

ah yes

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Based I-always-end-up-falling-asleep-after-one-or-two-beers poster!

just realised that non-yanks have literally no driving reason to complete university because it's entirely free and you can just go back whenever you want
mad

indeed

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remember when janny would heem new threads that were created 2 posts before bump limit?

unironically starting to miss him lads

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all homosexuals are pederasts

reckon I could heem you if you just stayed in Uni

The 'I'm not fat, just got bad posture' excuse

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feel better?

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Is there much /u/ in the series?

the cringe compilation grows larger by the day

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it's like shes photoshopped

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Remember when janny would delete on topic threads just because an israeli posted in them? Good times.

the shoulders on this cunt
she'd mog me in a second.

and when a yank would make new /brit/ threads... *sighs*

I’ve never posted that before

The gf

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yanks are the bedrock of the /brit/ community, without us you would be nothing

Remember when the Jannysquad started heeming every thread that was created before /brit/ hit page 10? Me member

*Blocks your path*
>"Oh, sorry user. Were you trying to get there? When you're AAAAAAAALL the way over here? You're such a little baby, user. Forget it, I'll just carry you like the little baby that you are!"

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Think yanks unironically believe this

redpilled my brother about niggers being ugly the other day

Based!

i'd rather be with a black man than someone with a shit, toxic personality like you

niggers are based

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> yanks are the bedrock of the /brit/ community, without us you would be nothing

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kek

Morning chaps, off to toil for beer tokens

I like a girl with a strong nose

this ones going in the cringe compilation

She's married to Justin Timberlake. I suspect they've been banned from having kids, lest they end up so attractive that anyone who looks at them goes blind

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Based I’ve-never-posted-that-before poster!

your mother sucks bears in the forest

youtube.com/watch?v=IMWTyxrBgRU

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Business Idea: Sell baked good at reasonable prices

why do yanks post here?

i never post in /cum/ so why come here?

brother is such a soy-mancuck

another addition to the cringe compilation

The millie ting

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*Upsells your cupcake at 5 quid a pop*

/brit/ was here first, so we're the designated english-language shitposting general.

Plus originally /cum/ devolved every time into "muh state > ur state" nonsense, so it wasn't usable. So we have a strong legacy of accepting thread refugees.

My state is unironically the best

I remember watching this game in a diner as a child

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How long can you stay on Jow Forums without becoming a retard? I’ve been lurking for a month now and it’s starting to take its toll already

why do australians post here? literally nobody likes them but brits have just given up at this point and accept their existence

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Based generosity-poster!

interact with a full blooded aboriginal and tell me race doesn't exist

Wrong

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australians are based

Been here for 8 years and I'm still based

Aussies are honourary brits

You yanks simply need to fuck off

Races DO exists and whites are SUBHUMAN

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

Greggs and the pound bakery beat you too it

Dear post number 91009543,
it appears you are new to this general, please stop commenting on the history of /brit/ effective immediately.
- Anonymous

what about nz

Based Aussies-are-honourary-brits poster!

>why do australians post here?
People only pretend to hate us in order to ape our tall poppy syndrome culture. In reality everyone loves Australians, not even memeing.

no they're not
inserting englandisms into every post they make and pretending to be 'one of the lads' is just cringeworthy
yanks have more of a claim to /brit/ than aussies do because we have accepted our national existence as separate and unique and that makes us better posters

Trying mate, I keep calling everyone a fag

FOY

this
fuck australia and fuck white people

You know aussies call brits "poms" as an insult, right?

*taps the sign*

Love aussies, me. Hate kiwis, also me.

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janny's here lads, batten down the hatches

Single-handedly invented bane-posting, me. Gonna come out with a new one soon, so stay tuned!

You’re shit and we don’t like you. You add nothing.

Please leave