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>Ass-Eating Haley & Ashley's Anal 3-Way - Haley Reed & Ashley Adams

Damn this is one of the best porns I've ever seen

Might murder my wife and 3 children

Need to stop these urges

this one

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what the fuck is 'high tory'?

look:
if you're a virgin after the age of 27 your life is done for
t. 26 virge

The goal of abortion rights is to forbid incels from ever successfully reproducing

None because all that shit is banned in Tory Britain

are comdoms the biggest meme ever? litterally no one uses them lol

>tfw 26
Phew, i still have a chance i suppose.

virgin freak

every normie male has one tucked in his wallet

lol really? bet it's never used ha xx

Gonna move to Hong Kong

more like after age 19

this gives the brit terrible nightmares

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If you're a woman who wears a short skirt and have no situational awareness you should accept the consequences desu.

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going to have to pull some shit out of my arse here lads, told the protogf i'd watch aus v. france with her and that i read about the rules and stuff and honestly learnt fuck all

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large nose + tiny philtrum/lips is one of the uggliest combos you can have

You're right. Wish I killed him when I had the chance but I let him go

any /big wheel down at the cracker factory/ man in?

aussies excited for the footy?

dilemma for this match lads:
I think france way more than australia but I think it will be really funny if australia win

>Business idea: make everything rude and unpleasant illegal and a criminal offence

He did the right thing

I am but i think most normies don't give a fuck.

*deeply inhales*
wwwWWWWWOOOOGGGGGGGgggg

I was watching porn a moment ago and there was a part where you get a really good look at a tattoo on the pornstar's thigh... and it is this abomination

There should be a double bond on the 5-member ring because the whole bicyclic portion of DMT is aromatic.

It ruined the video for me. All I could think about was her bad tattoo so I just stopped the video and came here to make this post. I don't even understand how it would happen because someone who doesn't know the structure of the molecule would just grab a picture online and show that to the tattoo artist. Maybe her tattoo artist sucks.

Or maybe... maybe she actually wanted a tattoo of 2,3-dihydro-N',N'-dimethyltryptamine and people these days are getting into "research chemicals" that weren't used back when I was into that stuff. I found a paper from 1982 saying it has about half the affinity for 5-HT receptors as DMT; maybe it has similar effects.

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pablo picasso was
never called an asshole

any intp man in?
6ix9ine is intp (high iq, low conscientousness).

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can't wait for the france vs aus game to be honest

ahh yes another name to filter

>being an adult male and not knowing the rules of football
i might be a virgin freak but that is r9k weirdo tier

napoleon was the last roman

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Even if we lose which is likely i hope cahil scores a goal or two and cements himself as a great national player by any countries standard which i think is accurate.

Oh my life
Is changing every day
In every possible way

>he is here

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very cerebral until I realised that you're a drug fiend. drug users cannot be intelligent

*ahem*
i don't know the rules of soccer, i know the rules of football (all three codes)

Cor

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Just saw my sisters nipple. That was odd

1:kicking the bloody ball
2: ngubu must go (my son)
3: that's it

good morning everyone!

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>discussing sports
>refers to a team as 'we'

>just found out the singer died this year because of this post

>huge nose
>complete lack of orbitals/eye support
>tiny philtrum
>no lips
>huge dispropportinate ugly chin
>overbite
tfw napeleon was so ugly that even paintings make him look ugly as sin

any wong kar-wai man in? when is this fucking amazon tv show coming

show us your 10/10 face then

I wish I had a sister

bit hungover and dehydrated and need a big poo

prime conditions for tearing an anal fissure

napoléon could mog you in a second

its good runt-bait but dont wear it out lad

weirdo r/incels freak

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I started watching My Blueberry Nights and didn't like it much though never finished it, what wong kar movie should i watch?

ahh yes the classic brainlet response, suppose can't have opinions on anything as i'm not a professional footballer, or a professional chef etc. fucking mong.

i am very ugly as well.
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Why

I hated my sister 2bh.

why would you watch that one? idiot

He is significant enough and he has few enough films that you should watch his films in release order. blueberry nights is probably his worst film btw.

his best are generally considered to be in the mood for love and chungking express.

My favourite is probably in the mood for love with 2046 2nd place

>haha you're so fat!
>is fat himself
stop being a hypocrite you ugly rat

fuck
off
normie
twat
tbqh

uv burnt your brain

dont think nationalism is a good thing

acid burnt your face

>small brain: lil pump is good
>medium brain: lil pump is bad
>ascended brain: lil pump is good

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>oh so you're not anorexic? heh, think again before calling anyone fat bucko

what about civic nationalism?

suck on her nipple

kill her?

if you can't get anywhere with your sister then you have no hope with women

no acid attacks in hampstead and I never leave the house anyway

that's not all of it
*forces /brit/s head*
that's all of it

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Dunno, lul.
I have chungking downloaded and have had it for like 2 years on my hdd so i guess i'll give it a watch.

sorry lad
you didn't deserve that insult x

wish France vs Who? was on an hour earlier

You wouldn’t do that with your sister, mate

I loathe my eldest sister and think my littlest sister is beautiful but would never do anything with her even if presented with the opportunity..

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bitches call me right-wing

anyone still got the image of the woman with this, or something very close to it written on paper

abc.net.au/news/2018-06-16/huawei-britain-history-helps-explain-australia-anxiety/9875582

I didn't know that Huawai was fucking britain up the arse and didn't even bother to give a reach around or rub his nipples. Disgraceful really

they call me the silver bullet

I really want to do it with my gf's sister, don't see with my own as any different

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idea: replace all laws with a singular "don't be a cunt" law

cigarette hangover starting to kick in

I used to date this chick back in the day and we pumped in her little sister's room all the time. I even made her wear her sister's school uniform one time. Amazing times

i like how the chinese government is called the communist party but is the most capitalistic country on earth

god i wish that were me

to the lad that lives in that hampstead area

you're a lucky cunt to live there
i wish we had places like that here
shame all the nice green pLACES cOST a fORTUNE

*rorke is arrested instantly*