>Russians so desperate for quality food that they waste time and effort to hide it only to fail
SAD!
>Russians so desperate for quality food that they waste time and effort to hide it only to fail
SAD!
Russians must be truly desperate, and in absolute despair if they're trying to eat Finnish """""""""""""""""food""""""""""""""""""""""
Why don't they just drive a snowmobile through the forest?
>smuggling finnish food
Imagine the desperation of those people
why don't russian people just eat their dick cheese, like the people in Ukraine do
>snowmobile
>summer
And you will get caught since the border does not have many points you can drive through or they are in the middle of nowhere.
Imagine this actually happened
>gov chedder
>no cheese since ww2
>no cheese since ww2
Christ, you poor devils
I'm talking about england.
>Although rationing formally ended in 1954, cheese production remained depressed for decades afterwards. During rationing, most milk in Britain was used to make one kind of cheese, nicknamed Government Cheddar (not to be confused with the government cheese issued by the US welfare system).[45] This wiped out nearly all other cheese production in the country, and some indigenous varieties of cheese almost disappeared.[45] Later government controls on milk prices through the Milk Marketing Board continued to discourage production of other varieties of cheese until well into the 1980s,[46] and it was only in the mid-1990s (following the effective abolition of the MMB) that the revival of the British cheese industry began in earnest.
Whoah
Yet putin will keep showing everybody how strong ussr is. When all he has to do is to "promise" to join eu and leave ukraine to ukraine.
>smuggling cheese
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>to "promise" to join eu
We wanted to join EU for all XVIII and XIX, and the full 25 years since 1991.
Fuck that shit.
That's just dumb reseller. Others can easily drive to Finland, buy cheese and finnish pussy and be at home later this day.
We aren't ussr. And we surely don't want to join eu.
professional cheese makers from all over the world can become russian billionaires
sadly, all i know is to make kaymak and leave the milk to spoil and make white cheese for a turk cheese pie
shit like that shows me just how much opportunity there is in russia but only for those that lived where racketeering is a commodity and being racketeered ensures you new costumers and opportunities
How expensive is cheese in russia and what kind of cheese do you want? I see a business opportunity here.
+15 roubles.
There is no business opportunity here. You just make a 'cheese' from palm oil, and sell it cheap.
>How expensive is cheese in russia
8-10 euro for a kg of "cheese-like product with holes" made of palm oil
Only import cheese is expensive, like Parmigiano-Reggiano.
Look, real brainwashed clown here. You can poke it with stick.
post your grocery stores
>like Parmigiano-Reggiano
Cheese and all dairy from Europe are completely banned.
Yeah, sure. That's why I can buy it. Good job on being degenerate.
You can buy it thanks to corruption.
>That's why I can buy it.
Must be nice being so rich that you travel to Europe every time you need to buy a piece of cheese.
Our border guard has a paramilitary wing with special forces to neutralize all cheese smugglers youtu.be
We have T I G E R S
I don't know about your ПГT, but in bigger cities you can use internet to buy anything you need.
Either way I can drive to Finland and buy whatever I want, it's not illegal.
Walmart is not the common grocery store in America
We don't they make their own fucking cheese, it's not that hard.
every small alpine hut does it here
Tell me about trader' Joe, libtard.
they probably don't have ready access to cows like any house in your neck of the woods
>it's not that hard
Lol. There is no point to make anything in Russia if profit margin is less than 300%.
trader joes? never been there, I understand that it's owned by a german company
>I don't know about your ПГT
My ПГT is called Moscow, you moron.
>in bigger cities you can use internet to buy anything you need
Show me at least one brand of Finnish cheese there.
forgot video
Wouldn't the cheese melt?
Of course we can make cheese. But for the last 30 years we learned that "everything western is better" even if it's not the truth. Brainwashed retards crying about palm oil, while you can read composition on label, which is probably too hard for them. Sure, some brand cheese will be far better, but regular ones aren't that different, they just being an idiots or buying cheap shit.
Who cares, he never going to eat eat himself.
>"everything western is better" even if it's not the truth
It's almost always true.
>let's eat cheese 2000 roubles for kg
>tigers
See? I told you, brainwashed.
Poorfagproblems.
There is a difference between
>told somebody you want X
and
>want X
Ofc for usa and china, they will do literanny anything to prevent russia joining eu because they like it weak. But it can still be done.
Ussr is like the last state on earth which refuses to do diplomacy. Would it be really so hard to fake a smile? Or hire an actor who will do it for putin in his name?
Tell me, how do you imagine your country would change if you got into EU? Dont worry about rapefugees, they dont want to stay even in czechia and flee either to germany or return back to their shitholes. Nobody would go to russia willingly.
>Tell me, how do you imagine your country would change if you got into EU?
Probably shatter to small republics. Some of them will be invaded by chinese or japanese.
Shatter? How? Being in EU doesnt mean you cant use your police and army to prevent voting or similiar stuff like it happened in spain lately.
Being in EU means another president, not Putin. And I doubt anyone else will keep country together.
A вcякиe cыpoвapы типa Cиpoты пpoдaют cвoй cыp oт 1000 pyблeй и вышe зa кг. Пoпyляpнo в пoдмocкoвьe.
Bceгдa мoжнo кyпить бeлopycкoгo cыpa пo 700p зa кг. He хyжe гayды из финки. Eщe б пapмeзaн нayчилиcь дeлaть.
You do realize that putin cant live forever? You are just delaying inevitable.
Would it be a bad thing for russians if the russian federation to dissolved? You'd get rid of all the subhuman muslimstans, belarus would stop getting gibsmedats, the commies would bugger off?
Был нe хyжe, тeпepь гoвнo cтaли гнaть пoд тeми жe мapкaми, тe жe зaвoды.