/brit/

post them then greasy nonce

Patrice Evra is a pleb
Henrick Larson was a master stroke by itv though

rancid

i hate evra too

exactly, and that's why you have no say in this argument, anywhere on earth is great if you're rich

Some of the surrounding areas(Sale etc) are the best places in the UK to live, affordability, relatively low crime, good schools, good public transport, good unis, connections to the city centre, 2 major footie clubs, endless concerts, restaurants and stuff to do etc

Only place that comes close is probably edinburgh, but it's still miles behind

>One of the most vivid arithmetic failings displayed by Americans occurred in the early 1980s, when the A&W restaurant chain released a new hamburger to rival the McDonald’s Quarter Pounder. With a third-pound of beef, the A&W burger had more meat than the Quarter Pounder; in taste tests, customers preferred A&W’s burger. And it was less expensive. A lavish A&W television and radio marketing campaign cited these benefits. Yet instead of leaping at the great value, customers snubbed it.

>Only when the company held customer focus groups did it become clear why. The Third Pounder presented the American public with a test in fractions. And we failed. Misunderstanding the value of one-third, customers believed they were being overcharged. Why, they asked the researchers, should they pay the same amount for a third of a pound of meat as they did for a quarter-pound of meat at McDonald’s. The “4” in “¼,” larger than the “3” in “⅓,” led them astray.
SCREAMING

Mate named his new dog Schnitty.

how do you know they will die in 10 years? I assume it's in a trust? Isn't it up to the grandparents to decide who gets it not your mother?!

Swansea is the most peng city in Britain after London

Don’t @ me

you lot been watching love island?

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Stay poor lads

Yeah dude I remember this shit. It was a big deal for weeks.

Oh wait no...don’t give a fuck. Sorry

how do you @ on brit?

lol cute

I earn £16k a year, still live with my parents yet I am perfectly content

silence you extremely fat boy

Alri fatty, want a tenth pounder?

>you lot been watching love island?

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Don't >> me

need a british slag gf

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Classic America
Classic America

I unironically am though
My grandparents sold their house in London in the 80s and bought a shit ton of land in Essex then developed/sold it during the property boom. After building my mum and dad a house, a villa in Spain and buying my other grandparents a house they were left with £2m in property, mostly in Clacton

Shall be a big greedy landlord before I’m 30

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just wanted to start a conversation. you could have been polite and said no.

London looks so grim

Full of niggers and muslims

“A caged community of chimpanzees reacts very sensitively if a member of the tribe has received LSD. Even though no changes appear in this single animal, the whole cage gets in an uproar because the LSD chimpanzee no longer observes the laws of its finely coordinated hierarchic tribal order.” – Albert Hofmann

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two days
tick tock

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>My grandparents sold their house in London in the 80s
probably would have made more money if they just waited and sold the london place now haha

anime

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Joe Rogan here ama

Based

legendary post

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shall be sending you to the gulag before i'm 30

>a villa in Spain

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dont get why voluntary human testing is seen as bad
people can consent to being pumped full of things, animals can't

Probably, but they got 3 houses out of it and the £2m rather than 1

Wait, your grandparents bought your other grandparents, a house? This is the most unbelievable thing to me.

glad i dont come here that much any more. you really are a bunch of fucking obnoxious morons.

This
Patricians choose Portugal

this but unironically

One of my favourite things in porn is arse to mouth but where they probably shove their cock all in the way down her throat

Your grandparents sound like cunts

me walking towards the camera (left)

tried psilocybin mushrooms?

dont impersonate me please

>sodomy

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stop talking about pon all the time you weirdo

Is verbal language the most important evolutionary leap we've made?

>parents sold the house in the early 2000s, just before it shot up in price
>ask them why they sold it
>they said they dont know

>they sell the house again in the late 2000s just before it shot up in price
>ask them why they sold it again
>they said they dont know AGAIN

what the fuck is wrong with those dumb cunts
this is why i fucking hate them
they ruin everything they have and leave jack shit for the next generation

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Trap music, probably

nah that would be wanking

that and opposable thumbs

I've taken 3.5g on 3 occasions. It was beautiful but the nausea was a bit distracting.

hoffman is such a dumb poser cunt, hurr durr lsd reveals humans for who we should be. religious tier quack

That's why /brit/ calls him Hoffs-his-own-farts-man lol

whoa...doood

poor people would be 90% of the volunteers even though they're not really volunteering voluntarily, they're volunteering because poverty compelled them to do so.

A bit

NO BIG BRAINS ALLOWED IN BRIT GET OUT

more voluntary than doing it to animals

same
dont really want to talk about it though

One of my dumb aunts had a property lot in Sydney. Sold it for peanuts, just before the property boom. Proper dumb cunt.

The reason, is probably that some developer took advantage of them. Low balled them an offer, but to them it was so much money that they thought they were getting a great deal.

can i move to /ausnz/ to perform experiments on animals?

no it's gay marriage and you total bigot.

how much was it, if i can ask?

why wouldn't poverty compel them to make money some other way that doesn't involve potential risk of death or disease?

Prince Charles can confiscate any inheritance within Cornwall. He made 10 million pounds last year doing it

real talk there is no money/economic education at school it's no surprise that people who come into money randomly end up losing most of it.

any /straight but likes wanking lads/ lads in?

Still funny to me that poofs legit pretend they are husband and wife, and this is actually real life. What the fuck.

marriage and sexuality are social constructs

>born too late for the property boom
>missed the cryptocurrency boom
>will have no money for the next boom

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because the entry requirements are higher
requirements to be used for human testing: be human and willing to sign a liability waiver
requirements to be an astronaut: be basically the peak of human physical and intellectual performance as well as a qualified scientist and ideally a highly qualified military pilot as well

shut up you bigots humans have always been gay we just evolved to a point where we accept it now

the next boom is happening right now

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I'm at Labour Live, lads. AMA

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do they really think they are husband and wife not husband and husband or w.e.? that is bonkers. can't believe the amount of women who wear white down the aisle desu triggers me every time.

the cornish empire

where are you right now, lad

no you arent

here's hoping for the nuclear boom

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We are not on good terms so she would not say, but from my estimations I think she sold for 350k Euro tops.

cahrn

requirement to work at a factory is basically the same requirement as a human test subject. i didn't say why doesn't poverty compel them to be an astronaut did i

Thought a chip muffin after a days toil was a good iidea, I’m not on the bus with a mouth like Gandhi’s nappy

factory workers aren't exactly famous for their lavish lifestyles

*scromit*
yep, this one's going in my brad compilation