/brit/

Does it look like a burn?

>laser technician said my arms were whiter than hers
>did a patch test using the laser for white people
>the area she used it on still hasn't returned back to its original colour

It's been 7 hours, I'm worried

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The utter cretin of a father has sprayed the entire garden with weedkiller not knowing it kills all plants and now the nice garden is all going to die

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all me

seriously though... why do muslim's seem to literally hate everything?

is there anything they actually and genuinely like?

fuck them

After the unification of England, the continental chroniclers at the time referred to the English kings as “basileous”, which was the term for the east Roman emperors

Medieval France was the cultural powerhouse of the time, but England had an uncommon series of great rulers who blew France out of the water. For a time it was a well organized machine. The Plantagenet’s subjects numbered less than half of France’s, and their wealth was even more unevenly mismatched. Nevertheless, Plantagenets used their skill to build the largest kingdom since Charlemagne, they for a time ruled Castile, they were crowned King of Germany, also crowned King of France, Scotland and all of Ireland submitted to them, and for a time they succesfully wages war against the West and Eastern Roman empires. All the while they conquered Jerusalem. it wasn’t easy sailing until Napoleon. Plantagents blow him out of the water

P A R A L L E L S

Summer

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reminder Tor is a giant honeypot

why are boomers so retarded?

#JustBoomerThings

This but unironically

Aussie power hour seems to be 2 in the morning

asmr hours on bilibili
live.bilibili.com/145

ree ree roo roo mummy I need poo poo!
*ducks my head between my knees*
MUMMY I NEED WIPIES

you need to let her know it did that next time you see her, but I reckon that's only superficial burning that will heal without scarring

>it wasn’t easy sailing until Napoleon. Plantagents blow him out of the water

ah good

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Wasn't it developed in partnership with the NSA?

opened this and instantly got sick

I will do

At which point should I be worried if it doesn't disappear

god I want to lick that so bad moni xx

a fucking white male

>no collusion
>obama, FBI and DOJ actually were fucking with Trump and his campaign
>bean kids getting deported left and right
best time line

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dont know what to eat lads

give me some suggestions x

douyu.com/5092355

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virus

hahaha you wrote all that shit and i didn't read it hahahahaha

Keyscore (XKEYSCORE or XKS) is a formerly secret computer system first used by the United States National Security Agency for searching and analyzing global Internet data, which it collects on a daily basis. The program has been shared with other spy agencies including the Australian Signals Directorate, Canada's Communications Security Establishment, New Zealand's Government Communications Security Bureau, Britain's Government Communications Headquarters, Japan's Defense Intelligence Headquarters and the German Bundesnachrichtendienst.[1]

XKeyscore is a complicated system, and various authors have different interpretations of its actual capabilities. Edward Snowden and Glenn Greenwald explained XKeyscore as being a system which enables almost unlimited surveillance of anyone anywhere in the world.

XKeyscore consists of over 700 servers at approximately 150 sites. Among the facilities involved in the program are four bases in Australia and one in New Zealand.[14]

>On July 3, 2014 ARD revealed that XKeyscore is used to closely monitor users of the Tor anonymity network,[5] people who search for privacy-enhancing software on the web,[5] and readers of Linux Journal.[24]

it was developed by the military
because it works through obfuscation, it would make no sense if only the military used it

blood pudding

LSD made me realise that the flow of time is merely a conditioned perception

TELL ME ABOUT THE BRITS
WHY ARE THEY MORE AUTISTIC THAN THE SWEDES

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>NO Blacks
well i suppose if they're gonna have an orgy apartment they don't want to risk getting AIDS any more than they need to

>Your parcel is out for delivery!
>nothing happens
>You missed the delivery!
what the dickens gromit

mummy keeps talking down to me as if i can walk into the local bank and just ask for a job as she did to gain lawful employment

how should i get back at her, bros?

what happens when you miss it?

spilt a bit of aldi red bull on my coat on thursday and it smells really nice ever since

Tell her all the Asians took all the good middle class jobs

#AllLivesDidntMatter during the holocaust when America thought "ehhhhhh not my problem"

autism is why we contributed so much to the sciences

rather just threaten suicide so that she stops being so nasty towards me, god forbid i actually do it (i never will)

they take it back to the fucking depot and try to deliver it in the next few days

fuming, shall be on the phone pronto

no packing stations?

beat her up and rape her

>I'm sitting here right now on /brit/ earning no money

Why the fuck do I even leave work, I should be working every hour that god gives. I'm literally wasting my fucking life.

Is your mom 50 or over? Because that's some literal gen x shit, my parents also say this shit and anyone at that age does too. It's like they don't understand things like inflation or recessions. To them everything is like the 70/80s when they grew up except for gas prices, best to just ignore it like the ramblings of a relic lost to the ages

that means that they monitor people who use Tor, not that Tor is compromised (but it is).

hehe, poo

willy

reverse psychology won't work on me you boomer cunt

if someone had 4 fully functional arms would they still be allowed to play as a goilie?

YOU THREW MY SANDWICH AWAY
MY SANDWICH
MYYYYYY SANDWICH?

They'd probably be able to shred at double necked guitar really well

When you think about it, most people only have one functional arm.

*gallops into the thread and gores several australians before vanishing again*

Most people don’t care

Obama was literally harvesting Europe’s private information and they still love him

no. they have two.

handedness is a meme

i dont care

here's where you're wrong

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Go ahead then, throw a ball at me with your left hand.

i dont you that i didnt fucking care okay?

are you a stingray?

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What does that have to do with the statement

alright. I might not be able to throw it at you with the velocity and accuracy as I would with my right hand, but I reckon I could still knock your teeth out with it from about 20 feet. because my left arm is functional.

seriously i just dont really care okay? im sorry but its the truth i dont care
i dont care!

Nothing. I typed another paragraph but I deleted it.

stop samefagging Treudeau no one cares about your fag socks

stop killing the mandem

mental how a simple drink of an alcoholic beverage can minimise all of life's troubles

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Find Havana Club 7 Year Old very easy to drink straight

crazy how our understanding of life is just determined by the chemicals in your brain

'

Just delays them

>signals intelligence agency collects signals
wtf how dare they make them stop

*brainlets all emit a loud confounded noise*

who told you this?

No this is quintessential

*enters thread in a puff of smoke and ominous organ music*

right lads!

crazy how the universe didn't exist until i entered it

[DOOTING INTENSIFIES]

my brain

Mental how something like 90% of the universe is just molecules

>Havana Club 7

that would have been a very different band

Just donated to the psychedelic society

poo willy bum

>we need to collect what John Smith in Duberville, England bought for his mother for Christmas in 2009

Business idea: brain enlargement surgery

just donated to the royal society for the persecution of runts