I never been to a party in my entire life

I can't believe that. Even losers go to parties at first, at least to try and realize they look ridiculous in them.

Fugg, THIS IS ME. Literally me. :(
Makes me wanna kms when I see my friends enjoying time with their new friends. I'm not jealous, just depressed.

I will do like Kratos, i will strike a deal with the devil, kill my own family for the power of a god and i will fucking gut god and hang him from his own fucking intestines

Mexicans throw wild parties, man. The fuck are you doing?

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Any hobbies or interests? Something to give you joy?

>been to parties (literally going to one today in 2 hours)
>lots of friends through school, family, work and gym
>fucked for the first time when i was 15, probably again tonight
>am 7/10 in looks but my fit body makes me an 8/10
>only 19 years old

Oh, you thought I was going to make a bitchy post like you faggots? lmao at your lives kys

>and my family doesnt like me and doesnt invite me whenever there is a party..
Why?

>attend a farewell party
>got my drink and plate of food
>couldn't recognize anyone
>drank my non-alcoholic beverage and ate pretzels alone while standing up

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You are not missing out that much. Parties can be entertaining at first, but they turn boring after an hour of being there. People start smelling of sweat, a lot of desperate girls (and guys) are trying to have their way with you, the food tends to be awful, the music will get annoying, and you will end up with a headache at the next day.

What about get-togethers or birthday parties? Not every party has to be a rager

come to denmark, women are easy here and love swedes

every man should experience a house party at least once. with lots of people you know. shits amazing

been to plenty, but when girls ignore you all the time it gets kinda dull after a while

Whenever my roommates in college threw parties I just closed the door to my room so people wouldn't bug me.

I can't say the same about Norway.

Done that. Still a bad experience.

I kind of enjoy these when you can make fun of someone that fucked up really bad, but then I just leave early. I don't know why I agree to keep going to those.

Example to be avoided

There's no god, retard.

>>couldn't recognize anyone
why even bother staying if that's the case?

you’re not missing much

You will die like everyone else eventually and nobody will remember you or any of what you did

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>parties are overrated
>sex is overrated
>gfs are overrated
>friends are overrated

well that's good because i've never experienced any of those things

[spoiler]things wont get better[/spoiler]

Just go to a concert from a band you like alone. People will talk to you, but even if they don't you'll have a good time if you enjoy the music.

i wanted to meet some new people but couldn't muster the courage to do so