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Are you watching the match lad, bet 10€ on France

state

extremely jealous of my friend.

found his soulmate, who is literally perfect. they met at the beginning of sixth form and are going to uni nearby. I'm pretty sure they're going to get married after they leave

I am literally going to kill myself

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not you

Mercenaries are useless, disunited, unfaithful... They have nothing more to keep them in a battle other than a meager wage which is just about enough to make them wanna kill for you but never enough to make them wanna die for ya

i hope nigeria win now

yes

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Why not?

Well get on with it lad.
Daddy can fuck off, flop your balls out and be a big man

>Mercenaries are useless, disunited, unfaithful... They have nothing more to keep them in a battle other than a meager wage which is just about enough to make them wanna kill for you but never enough to make them wanna die for ya

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because you're a boring virgin freak with no banter

All I want is a simple bank account but hsbc says you need to pay 500 a month into it wtf

they only like black men

NGR

Are you sure?

Plausible.

>boring virgin freak with no banter

*runs into the thread*
Somebody called??

youre envious, not jealous
also you sound like a virgin freak so you deserve it

are you ready for war lads?

might ask the weedman for half of coke

She'll cheat on him at uni lad, they won't last.

The amount of changing they will both do during uni will make them completely different people.

don't be jelly, get on with uni and smash some slags without worry about relationships.

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>W-why don't they like us like they like you?

need a weedman with bills to pay

bored of the footy already

feeling fat

why aren't there any white people in the nigerian team? they must all be huge racists with that lack of diversity. because we're racist if we don't have black people in everything, right?

honestly lad you don't know how close they are and how faithful she is

been playing strategy games and watching football all day
comfy

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just asked the weedman to pay my bills

at the pub

David Lammy hits the stage at Labour Live!

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based catposter

are you me?

>why aren't there any white people in the nigerian team? they must all be huge racists with that lack of diversity. because we're racist if we don't have black people in everything, right?

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Hope Nigeria play Germany so it says NIG-GER on the scoreboard again

diversity is a code word for white genocide

absolutely chocker

are you actually there?

How do you differentiate Nigeria's team and ours lads

all cultures are multicultural

homogeneity is a myth

lmao fucking hell that's awful

this is absolutely pathetic

wait but he's right

>Hope Nigeria play Germany so it says NIG-GER on the scoreboard again

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Drinking makes me feel good for about a hour, then it starts making me feel bad.

I suffer.

aaah no how horrifying.

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Who do you bank with lads?

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You walk past your soulmate at least once a week.
You'd be perfect for each other. The perfect relationship. An amazing person you can grow old together with.

But you never meet. At most you exchange glances and go about your day.

Nigeria's players can speak English

Nah, took it from Twitter. This is also from today.

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we have blue outfits you negroe

hope a nigger rapes you

>wait but he's right

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why doesn't the man just throw the ball

my gf has more test than these two combined

How is it so dead

lloyds. branches everywhere. easy sign up. good app

Because its never been about diversity its about replacing whites in their native homeland and retrofitting history to make it seem as if its always been the case. If you can't see that by this point you're one of the pseudo religious cult of progressives, the useful idiots of the cause or simply slow in the noggin.

meant for

>hope a nigger rapes you

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Christ on a bike. For fuck sake.

I have these feels with a girl at my gym. She always eyes me and kind of smirks at me teasingly.

Boring game

did a 10 mile kayak trip today. cooked bacon sandwiches on a river beach during it. pic is when i set off this morning.
now thats living lads.

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natwest, used to work in the neo-mines and got a free account with all the mobile insurance and green flag breakdown cover for free(you normally have to pay for it)

I left 6 years ago but still get all the benefits haha xx

creep

Agree

that's cool. good lad. I have wanted a kyak to do stuff like this for a few years. always put off getting one

imagine getting your head smashed in by siciliano

done this except 300 miles over 12 days in a canoe in quebec

racists should hang along with the nonces

Just did the most horrendous shit lads
Sharp pains in my stomach, writhing on the toilet
Thought it was the end
Eventually after about twenty minutes squeezed out a log and then the runs. Then I burped
Harrowing experience.

if I pay £3000 on a trip to Japan will slags try to shag me?

give the SAUCE nao

Video of Eddie Izzard speaking at Labour Live
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It really is absolutely dead

>did a 10 mile kayak trip today. cooked bacon sandwiches on a river beach during it. pic is when i set off this morning.
>now thats living lads.

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stop doing codeine

alri niggerlads haha
quote this post for me, slave

I'm not a creep, I swear. I always avert my eyes quickly and proceed robotically with my workout.

red pill: adults wear crop tops

blunt the pain with shoegaze

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I don't touch drugs me
Degeneracy

here's here...

el diablo...

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>alri niggerlads haha
>quote this post for me, slave

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£3000 translates to 1 (one) hug in japan if I recall correctly

shameful misunderstanding of the tarquin meme. fucking mong.

>tfw you realise you have to bounce around in relationships before finding the one
>tfw I have never had a gf with no chance of one in sight
Am I doomed to die alone lads. Just want a loving companion to live my life with.

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you dont need to be a tarq to afford a kayak and a camping stove you fucking spacker. you just need a couple of hundred quid for a one time investment and then free time

does he who buys the best players win the footballl?