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here it comes (the road) let's go

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five more hours of toil remain

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*stands outside of the thread*
*breathes deeply*
Ok... you can do this...
*walks into the thread*
a... alri lads!
*farts*

any ellie goulding man in

*bathes your dog*

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got a job interview at the co-op on tuesday, lads

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Ah yes, american television.

mmmmm sopa do cachorro

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this show really suffers from HBO syndrome where fuck all happens for episode after episodes

wonder if sci-fi was inspired by the amount of skyscrapers or whatever was in the writers city explains why yanks brits and japs make most of it. hard to imagine a sci-fi ireland since we're all 16th century brick houses, churches and farms but ye lot with huge glass buildings and lights it's easy to see how you got inspired for judge dredd or blade runner and that.
thoughts?

i aint even gonna lie

wonder if cokemong was dumb enough to post about his stalking on /brit/ while he was doing it

If you use old spice you're generic fuckboy #2894865

A job's a job lad

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science fiction in ireland is an adequate amount of food
*/brit/ bursts into applauses*

You ever read Epic by that college professor from Trinity?

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well my solicitor said the charge was good for me because the crown prosecution service seem to have overstepped the mark it could be classed as harrassment but not stalking since i can prove an ongoing relationship and that she lied and said she barely knew me. but yes i will get a cocaine conviction. ooh "a criminal record" shit i'm terrified i've got about 6 drug and driving convictions but they're all expired gonna be a ballache having a live conviction though but oh well worth it to make that dirty little slag cry. god i wish they hadnt banned me from talknig to her id love to tell her being locked up is infitintely preferable to fucking old fat men for money AHHAHAHA

i hate tinder but not because i'm some overweight balding redditor who can't pull i just prefer actually meeting people

so uh, what punishment does she get?
sounds like all downside for you dess

>get in from work knackered
>sleep for 10 hours
how do people find time for a life?

prefer the rush of actually arranging a date in person
sort of the best part of the whole dating bit honestly

suicidal thoughts coming back
thought they'd fucked off forever after the first time
hard times ahead, lads

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just got done with a cycle sesh ba. ~15 mph average #/brit/life

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hopefully she tries to take it further and has to explain her activites in front of her parents hahahahah

lol I feel sorry for you but it doesn't really surprise me that somebody with previous form who would "incidentally" pick up a cocaine charge whilst getting arrested is the type of person to be dating an ex-escort.

alri

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need two months off work doc, the suicidal thoughts are back. couldn't POSSIBLY work in this state

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watching tatami galaxy
what other adult anime are there?

going for a climb later as well you fucking sack of horseshit?

playing mineycrafta :3

christ modern pop music is genuinely atrocious

wew, tough guy spotted

I like Maison Ikkoku but it's quite different

makes me ill knowing that canadians and australians don't use miles

*plays "who let the dogs out"*

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how do we save him lads?

what else is it other than incidental when you're doing cocaine and the coppers turn up to arrest u on a totally unrelated matter?wouldnt u be mad if u bought a £400 pair of shoes for a filthy slag who pretended to be all shy and pure

what's this? westworld or something?

im 30 in a couple of months and have been single for a decade. lots of my peers are in long term relationships. many of them are even married and have kids. i on the other hand never meet anyone despite having an active social life. i guess girls just aren't interested in me. most girls my age seem to have partners already.
i dont really fancy a life of solitude so im seriously considering just packing it all in.

Why she cry?

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toil on the morrow

so she is doing something that isn't really frowned upon anymore while you get a conviction

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shoe cuck

have you heard his desert island discs? lol he has garbage taste

miss the days of big ed, big nick, big dave, and big nige
HATE all the current british party leaders, though cable's alri, just old as shit and not very entertaining

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Need to get back into the psychedelic arena, I miss it, just feel like I might kill myself because I'm really at rock bottom mentally

When it starts to kick in I'd start up this album and that rooster crowing would instantly take me to an amazing place
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camboy keep it softcore
drinking screwdrivers at the hardware store

would drag my damp tongue right up the part in her hair

if I take my clothes off will you lads pay me?

WISH I could sleep that long, I slept 5hrs last night and couldn't sleep more, I'm perpetually exhausted

it would be extremely painful

You see, I wouldn't buy a £400 pair of shoes for a girl, or date the type of girl who would prioritise that or have a boob job to start off with. Or be doing charlie when the police turned up.
I do feel sorry for you bro, but you sound like a good fit for each other

how much coke did you have?

Your parents sit you down and your mum isn't actually your meal mum but was actually born male. Your dad has a huge trap fetish and they thought it best just to pretend 'she' was your mother.

What do you do?
Beat the shit out of her (male) or love him all the same?

saw it coming and still laughed

Is this the bitch you bought the shoes for ???

how to get girls? Muscles? Nah...

- booze
- weed
- bike
- drugs

vomit

would go blooming MENTAL

lol yeah thats her line of reasoning i guess but i can take being locked up and handcuffed and whatever i can get out of a cell and charges expire the memories of all the fat old men she probably sucked off are going nowhere. not a shred of dignity i might tell her fucking mum see how that goes down anonymously of course haha

My grandad is unironically a tranny. Haven't talked to him since, not because I give a shit, just I never really talked to him before and now he never comes over to the house so I never see him, I guess he'd prefer her these days, probably a good thing as I'd most likely just upset him by using the real pronouns

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

muscles definitely help

imagine getting paid enough money to buy two new range rovers and then actually buying two new range rovers instead of investing in something that appreciates like land or stock
why are the working class so fucking useless

Sheriff or deputy?

"can we pay an australian woman to pretend to be my real mum so that i can get citizenship that way then?"

haha quite the story Paddy

My shoes cost that much. Churches. I expect them to last decades and they're comfy af.

about 1 gram and a half

just don't be ugly and talk about shit without being a tard

churchtoil on the morrow

Nah. The gym is full of incels.

The only people impressed by muscles are other men who lift.

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They do look nice
Are you a financefag?

It's over

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thats enough for a conviction? thought you'd just get a warning or something

Can't afford a bike, you don't even want to read my list of excuses.

business idea: sell coke to the men in ivory towers in Canary Wharf

turn 360 degrees and walk away

No. I just think it's better to shell out for shoes that won't need replacing for half my life than keep paying year on year for cheap shoes.

slug in my room
how the fuck do they get in

France is such a beautiful country. It' such a shame it's being ruined so quickly.

De Gaulle's grandson said how proud he was to have mixed grandchildren.

>always ahead of Brits.

I thought the French were the world's greatest lovers??

Think you might've been beaten to the punch on that one

if you genuinely believe no women are interested in muscles then you are retarded
obviously if you're freakish looking even muscles aren't going to help much but if you're half decent looking then muscles will definitely make you a bit more attractive
stop making excuses because you're too lazy to lift

1) Have an attractive face
2) Have a high social status
3) Have money