/brit/

i'm a fucking junkie, i like wasting money

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Is this a FtM?

if that were so why is the sun visible at midnight above the arctic circle?
completely spacked

pics

Uh lads what do I say??

Btw her comment is referring to my Spotify song

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unsure how i feel about turtle
on one hand i see him a bent manlent runt due to his fashion style and general timid persona
but then on the other hand he's kind of alpha because he wears the bent try hard look with confidence and doesn't really care what others think

slowthai innit
youtube.com/watch?v=-uW5NuD8O6Q

let me sniff your arse then

please let me be your pusy slave

yeah haha
*rolls my eyes*

only oldfags remember when the top google search result for literally every female celebrity was "feet"

Messi let 10,000 kids starve

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going to see him on my own in nottingham in september
will be nuts, from the clips i've seen of his live performances it's mad

*smacks you upside the head*

> better things to sniff...like your bumhole? *nose emoji* *gust of wind emoji* *peach emoji*

send her the whole BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPP *sniffs* copy pastaa

hahaha

sorrry but i only like girls with hygienic nether regions

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DO YOU WANNA GET FUCKING GLASSED

sort of want to become a sexually aggressive window licking freak like cokelad

youtube.com/watch?v=VuwvtC2iqrA&t=45s

TUNE

did you puke yourself..?

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genuinely reckon i'm probably the most street smart person that browses these threads

would walk though the roughest estates, in london, birmingham or any of the post industrial northern shitholes with no fear whatsoever

i know how to handle myself innit

can't believe i unironically listen to lolicore now
youtube.com/watch?v=ARPFXyLGAvw

yea

aw fucking nasty
imagine the smell

going to bed
night

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have no official statistics to back this up but i'm confident that anime watchers have a much higher rate of noncery than the average citizen

youtube.com/watch?v=FoRYhXPeim8
*wakes the neighbors up*

Same night

hope i reincarnate as a cat with a nice owner

grim, why didn't you have a shower?

burned my hand a bit

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will soon be walking the streets of peckham looking like a bent manlet runt

reminder than a /brit/ poster was actually arrested for terrorism. he posted under the trip 'sheikh al-britani'.
jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2015/03/14/autistic-islander-obsessed-with-islamic-extremism-spared-prison/

*overfeeds you so you die at the age of 4*
waheeey have another mars bar little fella

Gonna fuck every cat I see from now on just in case its you

psychosis is redpilled

a cat wouldn't eat a mars bar

Really what time?

August 17th-28th

*wrenches your mouth open and shoves it down your throat*
come on you little bastard i know you love it

just a meme that spiralled out of control, methinks

donde esta beto

wanked myself red raw

pics?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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no se

what you doing here

why peckham? Its not like only fools and horses mate you do know that?

does /brit/ want to see me pop my blister

I remember him
he was just tedious and annoying

holiday innit
friend wants to stay there
good value for money, got a nice 4 bedroom place for ~$45 a night each

grow up

mom said its my turn on the xbox

I'm a sovereign citizen

anyone else play out long scenarios in your head about what you'd say to your favourite music artists or any kind of celebrity if you randomly met them in the streets

i listen to a lot of underground british music, a lot of the artists i could realistically meet in london and have a normal conversation, always end up thinking about what i'd say and which tunes i love and singing their own sings to them etc. haha

>flag
hmm...

Feel like I should be planning my trip to the states but right now all I know is I got very little money and very little options. Might just arrive in NY with less than 250 bucks after accommodation which isnt ideal. Contemplating whether or not to buy a tent for my long hitchiking trip to the west coast.

Got two weeks, think I am just gonna wing it.

fuck off we're full

you're hitchhiking to the west coast from NYC?
what route you taking mate

as long as you're in a reasonable walking distance from a tube station, it doesn't matter where you stay, so easy to get around
i'm a northerner but i go to london every month or so because there's essentially unlimited fun things to do there

although if you're in britain for 11 days you should defo get on a train and do a few day trips in the rest of the country instead of staying in london like a pleb

You're gonna end up homeless and stranded and you'll have to walk to a British embassy to be repatriated

Travelling here is very difficult without a car

what part of "north" are you from?

Yeah I think its good to think of these things because if you do meet them you want to be able to say something memorable

well expect a lot of blacks around that area, its been ridden with gang violence for years although you should be fine

just made a pajeeta girl cum twice by sexting her

gross

rate me

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Will may be the new Queen of europe now that Mutti is going away?

WANNA BE
FAGGOT
BUTTBUDDY
SQUAAAAAAAAD

just go to Portland and join Terry's Templars

a small town in the midlands near birmingham
don't really class myself as a northerner but said it to exaggerate the point i was making
we love to hate london but it's honestly a majestic place

i feel sorry for the people that judge it purely from the delusional Jow Forums memes
you hardly even see pakis in zone 1 which is where nearly everything good is

so is climate change.

wolverhampton lad?

not sure but pic related is a VERY rough idea.

na its like 200quid for a return ticket, my family will bail me out if I get stuck.

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humpty dumpty-looking fuckface

Googled this and got nothing, what is terrys templars?

in NJ along your route stop in for a pint

Lmfaaaaaaao you're gonna hitchhike through West Bumblefuck?

You're gonna turn up dead

always think different things though and reckon if it actually happened i'd panic, come up blank and be autistic

i mostly think of random questions to do with their career or rumour type of things that no one knows the truth about but you might found out if you asked them face to face

come see me in northern georgia

unironically voting for this in November tbqhwu lads

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King Terry's (pbuh) personal guard
he used to have a video outlining the joining process, but it's gone now.
youtube.com/watch?v=8hIfk5JDym4

i'm villalad haha
funny how all the different topics i bring up, it always ends up being you the one replying to me

average brit poster

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Jesus was for killing pagans

hola negro de mierda

step on my block and get domed, retard

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Heh ;p

what are you doing for the England game?