Why are they such boring, humourless, joyless, obnoxious cunts...

>Germanic=German
Why do people do this?

The water in the shower doesn’t hit his feet

Just ask where all the Brits go
Germs go to the same place

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Turks in Germany don't call themselves German, they call themselves Turks because they are Turks.
And Volga """"GERMANS"""" are Russian immigrants who speak Russian at home and worship Putin, they are identical to ordinary Russians.

Could you give me a reacharound while you're putting words in my mouth?

My Turkish gf said to me that her mom was born in Germany, and she said she is not German.

why are you so jealous?

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Germans never learn. They need to be punished for what they did, again.

youtube.com/watch?v=Oc2JQaGSmGo

English teacher

Guy de Lusignac is a national hero

because they are not Volga Greeks

Super sour followed by super spicy. Wow much tissue damage

What are you so mad about Muhammad? Did a German chad fuck your gf agian?

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Shoomblats chinjeel

Chāshlee

I don't understand

German food > English food

How do I become a German citizen without losing US citizenship? Getting my PhD in Karlsruhe

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The 30 Years War killed all of their joy.

Double citizenship is possible afaik

The German is more like an ant hive or a swarm intelligence than mankind proper. No emotions, no sentience really, only cold, sterile duty barbed with Hunnic cruelty. You can't project humanity or reason onto an individual ant and expect some sort of emergent behaviour, you can only address the German hive mind as a whole.

delete this

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probably, could just be a leftist though

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Okay I will probably just ask around when I start there to find out more. I dont even know any german yet but I learn languages quick. Partially want the US + german/EU dual citizenship just in case the happening occurs

>the happening
?

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oh ok
not so sure you'll be much more secure in Germany though

>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies and half of Germany's debt was forgiven even though they started the war
>Soviets block western ground and water access to West Berlin, America and Britain risk war with USSR to supply West Berlin entirely by air with four planes landing every minute loaded with food and supplies and airmen even personally buy and drop candy for the children
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them while Germany's leader calls America an unreliable ally
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do
>Britain also helped them a ton after having been attacked by Germany in two wars but now 90% of Germans want to hurt Britain in the Brexit negotiations

Why are Germans such ungrateful, mean, and self-righteous people?

Everywhere I traveled to and got asked "Where are you from?" and told them that I'm German, they were utterly pleased and nice to me.

If you can't be like us you hate us. Stay jelly.

>tfw traveled to G*rmany, got some G*rman chick pregnant, married her, and brought her back to the states
AMERICANIZED

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Is it true that before Africans were shipped over to North America and Europe, Germans were the niggers of the world?

They never pay debts or taxes either.

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You forgot the part qhere after the second war, American govt shipped in Psainiards, Portugese and Turks to 'help rebuild' Germany. Not French or anyone else. Just the closest shitskins they could grab.

And then forced down the antinatal, hyper feminists, kike ran cukture of Germany.

They are the niggers of wypipo

That's just how conversations work you autist, this literally happens to everyone

Germans are not accustomed to normal human behaviour.

They are a little late. Our generations have nothing to do with WW II, they had 70 years to get what they wanted and they didn't. Y'all can suck a fat chode.

wtf why is this so true I've never thought of it like that

What you say is true. Never spare Germans you'll only end up backstabbed.

why are you so hateful

>And then forced down the antinatal, hyper feminists, kike ran cukture of Germany.
see frankfurt school
they've done this to their selves way before ww2

>send communists, jews, pedos etc in the camps
>they did it to themselves

At least I know that you're a real american.

I'm just warning other peoples to avoid interaction with germanics. If they do have to go under any transaction with germanics they should do so with extreme caution.

>humourless, joyless

youtube.com/watch?v=RxElAqVmJ2M

fuck, this image gave me a stiffy

The problem is too many escaped here.
Now it's come back home to roost.

Oh no stop it! Leave me alone

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What do you think of Transylvanian Saxons and Banat Swabians?

What does that mean?

those described by op are germans

Despite all the memes more Brits have a stick up their arse and like it than Germans. British tourists are well known as being uppity cheapskates and drunken poolshitters.

i'm sorry

Jow Forums germans are fucking retarded

i'm so so sorry

The reason is written in "The German Ideology" by Karl Marx.

retard

The icing on the cake would be to also annex gibraltar.

not with that attitude

i personally hate the fuckin australians

I do too.

Don't cry, Germanon
I love you
ｮﾁｮﾁ(。・ω・)ノ(ノω｀。)ｩｩ…

Sei ich.
Mann, Mitte 20
Finde mich nicht attraktiv genug, um mich forzupflanzen, da somit die Wahrscheinlichkeit erhöht wird noch ein leidvolles Leben wie meines zu zeugen.
Laufe durch die Straßen.
Schaue selten jemandem ins Gesicht
Wenn es passiert, bereue ich es wieder Mal, da ich diese dummen, leeren Gesichter sehe, die meinen ihr subjektiver Sinn des Lebens sei etwas wert.
Laufe weiter
Sehe dauernd junge Frauen die ihre Hosen bis zum Hals hochgeknöpft haben, in der Hoffnung, sie würden dadurch längere Beine vortäuschen, dabei sehen sie aus wie fettärschige Gnome, die wahrscheinlich jedesmal beim Kacken ein Vakuum in der Toilette erzeugen.
Finde mich in einer U-Bahn wieder
Sitze gegenüber einer Frau
Schaut wie erwartet auf ihr Smartphone
Schaut kurz hoch um zu überprüfen ob ich ich attraktiv bin oder ob ich sie anschaue, da ihr das, das Gefühl geben würde Begehrenswert zu sein, was ich auf alle Fälle vermeiden möchte, da ich eine tiefe Abneigung gegenüber attraktiven Frauen habe.
Schaue zum Fenster
Sehe nur Spiegelbilder von leeren Gesichtern und verschwommene Lichter aufflackernder Smartphones.
(Attraktive Frauen wollen attraktive Männer, aber warum meinen hässliche Frauen einen hübschen Mann haben zu wollen?) Frage ich mich nachdenklich. hasse jetzt auch hässliche Frauen, weil genau so widerliche Einstellung wie attraktive
Hass verwandelt sich im nächsten Moment zu Traurigkeit während ich immernoch ins dunkle hinausschaue und dabei seltenerweise Musik höre (system of a down - chop suey) der Name eines Nudelgerichts?, Eine einsame Träne will aus dem Auge entweichen
Bringt mich dann leicht zum Lächeln diese Trauer
Enttäuscht vom Leben, steige ich aus der U-Bahn
Der ALLtag

70 years of jewish psyops does that to a people

I'm more German than German flags here I've got at least 3 German lastnames in my family tree.
Sad!

We are actually turkish.

Sure Dimitri

Now sell me some stolen leather shoes

Back to Turkey Iki

should not give people without the sense of belonging dual nationality.
Australia is eaten by The Nanjing bugs.

lol
But the Germanophobia have increased among the Alt-right.

Chinese here who is born in Germany and has no connections to his relatives in China.
But I wouldn't call myself German either, because I am not.

If I were born in the USA or even Canada, then maybe I would have called myself American/Canadian.

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what a boring thread, at least we have nederbro :3

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What I want to know is why they keep shitting on everyone

I would call you German though. I have friends with Polish ethnicity and they speak fluent German. They are as German as you. Being German doesn't mean more than having this citizenship, not how you look like.

Cuck

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This flag poster who pretents to be Greek or some Russian or Turk is shitting on everyone. I guess he is the same poster

>cuck
How does this makes me a cuck? I have an above average job and gf without having to fear of anybody who can take me this. I guess you have some insecurity issues.

>a-america killed germany with immigration though!
if you actually believe immigration is bad, especially when it's actual skilled workers, you need to reconsider your outlook on pretty much everything

Good luck against Meheeko today, Krautlads.

Their humour is either dry and sarcastic like or pun-based, and the later doesn't translate well.

You're dick, aren't you?

this
fuck germans and fuck white people

not every german flag is me
shitskins and slavs like you who do this encourage germs to roleplay me

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Germans are boring people
please kill yourself

This.
They are r*ssian dog rape seed leftover.
Smegma of central asian mongrels mixed with germanic virgin women resulted in today's autistic retards.

And Romanians are Moldova Bulgarian rape baby mix?

High degree of jealousy.
Look at his flag. He is living in a corrupt shithole.