Europoors will never know the feel of walking into a gas station at 330am and getting a giant soda for 99 cents

>europoors will never know the feel of walking a burka/muslim free zone

Why do you call petrol gas when it is clearly a liquid?

Its not the soda, its the ambience after a long night of partying that amkes it great

yum yum a big jug of sugar water. Cant wait to sit in my truck and consume it, gasoline, air quality, and maybe kill a few animals on the road on my way back to my trailer.

Freedom

I don't enjoy sweet things anymore as I've grown up like sodas and candies. Not sure if they've added more sugar in them or what's the reason. The taste is just revolting

Gas is just used as a shorter version of gasoline

>sugar
Americans use corn syrup instead.

Its just liquid sugar

2 am gas stations are the comfiest
all the degenerates and stoners come out to get shitty hotdogs and soda

Why do Americans mind Europe?

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I care about my teeth and can't afford to cover them with white plastic on a yearly basis like you folks

>americans will never know the feel of walking into one of these

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Now is summer. You could do outdoor sports

That's because you weren't here in the glory days. This website has not just "changed" organically. It is the opposite of what it was and history will know that there was a mass exodus and infiltration, and the mods will not be able to erase that. You didn't want to miss a day of Jow Forums then if you knew what it was.

I just ask for a free water then fill the cup with soda

Because they are a disappointment and don't care for the values we have developed and spread since 1776.

>You didn't want to miss a day of Jow Forums then if you knew what it was.
My only regret is not missing more of them.

>not denying you weren't there

Then don't say anything.

>get tap water
>put sugar in it
Done

Remember never leaving page 0 of /b/? I do.

>go to american mcdonalds
>ask for large soda
>get 1.5 liters
god bless

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I'll say what I please my friend.

because it turns into a gas

Everyone I know that has visited the US says American Maccas fucking sucks.

Yeah, In-N-Out was god tier though

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I want to visit just to try all their fastfood places we don't get here in Aus. In-N-Out would be top of my list.

Alright you annoying faggots

>europussies will never know the feeling of walking into a gas station at 3:30am and getting a huge coffee and bagel for $2

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why do you want to walk into a dumbbell rack? we're idiots, not blind you stupid german

Why not call food shit, then?

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>europussies will never know the feeling of walking into a gas station
They have good public transportation system, dude.

Thanks qt

europoors will never know the feeling of being this smart

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wtf I hate businesses now

>Euroskellys will never know this feel

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EU will make this business practice illegal soon.

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>lowe chance of dick cancer
what ???

why would i want a bun with a hole in the middle
that's a jewish scam

Choose Russian food. pirozhki have a meat in the middle, not a hole.

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>allows you to communicate with other humans
this actually sounds pretty useful for a lot of people here t b q h

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A mate of mine worked at the UN in NYC for a while and he reckons bagels with vegemite on them is one of the most delicious things you could eat.

we call their food shit all the time though

How do you refer cars that drive on actual gas?

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Trying to imagine Mad Max in Mad Max 2 using the word "petrol" instead of "guzzoline" and it's just not working.

I don't watch movies.

You sound like a boring faggot.

You sound like a normalfag.

Less tissue > less potential cancer cells
They balance it out by getting fat.

>people who watch movies are normalfags
lol ok m8

Yeah, you are. You think people who don't watch your stupid flicks are boring. You're a normalfag.

Disgusting.

>soda
My stomach says yes, my brain says no. Begone giver of addiction◇

You wont know the feeling of walking either when you get stuck on your futility scooter.

Hahaha

>futility scooter

Dont know if intentional or just misspelled either way. Funny as fuck.

Why do Americans so obssessed over Diet Coke? It tastes like absolute shit, which completely ruin the point of drinking soda. Just drink normal Coke less often if you want to be a bit healthier.

Why are Australians such mean spirited, miserable cunts? Goddamn tone it down once in awhile.

Why the fuck would I drink a cup of chemicals and high fructose corn syrup?

Mutts prefer strange things.

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>drinking soda outside of as a mixer
into the FEMA camp fatty

>Funny as fuck.

No, it wasn't funny.

>330am

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I thought it was

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as a us resident, you are correct. our mcdonalds do in fact fucking suck.

the best fast food restaurant chains in america are in-n-out and culvers. other places are good but those 2 have the best items. in-n-out is west coast and culvers is midwest so you it depends where you visit

Soda is overrated you goblin

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blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2012/04/11/the-origin-of-gasoline/

It was intentional.

reminder that this guy is canadian

blue jays hat and sarnia sign in the background (that's in canada)

It's a joke, you fucking idiot. It's to create banter.

True, I drink water like a sane person.

You will never know how it feels to wake up at 12:30 at night sweating walk into the bathroom splash cold water onto your face then see a white person looking back at you in the mirror

I find drinks pretty boring after the first few sips. I don't think I'd ever drink that much coke or whatever. It outstays its welcome after 330ml.

You shouldnt drink tap water. It has estrogen

It's true but where the fuck else am I gonna get my water from?

Buy bottled water.

Hey you stupid idiot, do you think that bottled shit is really from the "spring well in the mountains"? It's taken from a city water source and purified you stupid idiot, meaning it's just as estrogenic. The only way to get untainted water is to get it from a river in Lappland or some shit.

No.

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You know you can just drink water, right?

How much you pay for that shit you stupid sap?

that estrogen is making you sound like a woman on her period

Dig your own well

>Americans will never know the feeling of walking into the kitchen at 330am and getting a giant glass of water for 0 cents

Is this not a thing in the dark age parts of the world?

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Hey bozo, takes one to know one, nimrod.

>Coca Cola makes the meal
I didn't know it so many calories.

prove it

*had

Stuff it, pinhead. I don't owe you for jack nothin', buster.

What's a pinhead and nimrod?