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catbois in weird places edition

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but I want to try making nokedli desu

Which one would you do with a cute boy?

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Very nice, I don't like nokedli desu.

Can I be a catboi?

catbois with unusual interests
all the positions!
Yes, it's easy if you try

Oi none of that sexist language or I'll come over and bash you

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Top middle.
Linked hands so good.

I would, I also wish I could wear thigh high socks but I am not quite sure where to buy them. And wouldn't it be weird for me to buy them?

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Now that skirt is way too short, I can see her touchie.

Same!
S-same desu.
One Kiwi bought them at a thrift shop desu. You can always just wear a health mask and buy one.

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>One Kiwi bought them at a thrift shop desu. You can always just wear a health mask and buy one.

Surely you can buy them online?!

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I want to wear a pair so much.

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Not if you live with people

Y-yes but if you're living with your parents (which he might be) it may be difficult desu.
Buy them online silly!

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Ye my problem is that I don't really want my parents to get the package.

i just got them from a store and hid them under the bed

Just order som regular clothes aswell and if they open it and find your thigh highs just say it was not in your order.

you guys have snoopy people you live with!

I used to buy them when I lived at home, but they'd just come in a package that only said amazon.com so it didn't raise suspicion

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I want you to put them on now.

What if i already have

parents already think i'm mentally ill enough

good advice

Smart desu.
You can use stretch your normal socks desu.

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Post a picture, I want to take a look for further studies.

>You can use stretch your normal socks desu.

I...I don't think so!!

besides, my normal socks don't have cute bows on them!

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I think you mean a good length

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WELL I DON'T OWN CUTE CLOTHES ALRIGHT!
Aaaaaaaaah

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you're cute enough

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Morning frens

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Karen poster wouldn't send me pics when I asked >:C

morning cataqt, how are you?

Good morning buddy.

he just loves me more

morning cata!

Th-thank you cutie!
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Hello desu!
Wh-wh-what?
Wh-when was this? I-I'd never refuse you.

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You need a shave but wow.
If you were an actual female I would love to pleasure you while you are wearing that.

Definitely do haha. Just hard to justify it when you're living with people

Hello!
Very nice socks. I wish I would have them.

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I'm tired, you?

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i just told my family that i started getting pimples around the hair follicles so i needed to shave it off

My parents aren't very supportive either, but turns out hiding them under the bed works well :3

Well I don't know how they would react so I didn't even talk about it. And I never intend to talk about it.

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Do it as you bathe next time. Your legs would be more stunning if they were hairless.

My hangover is gone. Have my first early start in months coming up tomorrow though

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Clearly
It's ok I still have my husband
IF HE WOULD WAKE UP
My flatmate fucking cockblocked me today too which made me ree
I had PLANS
I asked for pics when you had acne remember

>I asked for pics when you had acne
his face is a lot better than it was

I have a collection of girls clothes but i haven't told anyone... you should really try

Definitely will. I'll post pictures when i do

O-oh yeah

W-w-w-well it's gone now i-if you'd like some...
>Eastern Europe
>Coming out
Better stay on the internet cutie.

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I like your legs even though your a male.
And that is something considering I don't like males.

Ye I should try once, but I am a careful person so I would rather not try it. As well as I would like to shave my legs but then again, I think the pimple story would sound unbelivable.

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Nah, Hungary is safe. I swear like 80% of the people don't care.

Thank you! all the running finally worked out

You should try at least once

Oh, that's good desu :3

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Yes I would

S-s-send a pm then desu...

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It's good that you are active with running. If you ever want your feet rubbed or your calves massaged, call me up.

Yep.
Ye it is, like only a few people are homophobic.

I think i'll call on that favour one day

Just make sure to wear some underwear if your gonna be dressed in that cute skirt

CONWAY HE'S REFUSING TO SEND PICS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A PENIS

any specific kinds you like

HAHAHAHAHA

good, he should never trust a toasty roasty

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That's good!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Do you want to borrow mine for a bit?
Just give it back within the week, I'll send it through courier.

roasties eternally btfo

What can I pick from?

RUDE
Boys are dumb I'm going to become a lesbian now
Except for my husband and my bestie, they don't count

any you like

Oh my is Swede-kun becoming gay?

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GOOD
boys should love boys and girls should love girls!

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what will you do with girls desu

Something breathable and not restrictive, a massage is meant to be relaxing.
No, I'm only gonna massage his feet and calves when he aches from his run.
Nothing homosexual about that.

As long as I get to keep my exceptions desu
Handholding and headpats for starters, see where I go from there

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I love all the boys desu.
Oh Swede-kun embrace your inner gay. You love boys.

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i've got just the thing for it

winter is nice just cause I can wear long pants and nobody wonders why my legs are shaved :s

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fugg gym shorts

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Sorry to burst your bubble but I am not gay or into that life.
I would love to see.

embrace your inner russian and wear tracksuit, da?

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>tfw russians decimated home country
i-i don't know how to feel

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Maybe I should shave them during winter.
But Swede-kun you are massaging his feet, that is already homosexual

Don't forget to have a clean butt too

A massage isn't a sexual act unless I am massaging his sexual organ, only then is it gay.
There are male masseuses out there that massage people for a living.
Leave this thread at once, other Swede.

>decimated home country
What country would that be?

you tell them, swede

georgia

I have a clean butt.
Don't worry, you will soon realize that you are gay.

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>I have a clean butt.
Good girl(male)!

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goodnight everyone

Goodnight burger-chan.

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I'm a mutt of eastern europeans, so just pick a random one

night

night!

I am a good boy!
Good night!

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Good night Conway.
Sweet dreams.

>I am a good boy!
Good boy~

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Am i a good boy

Did you do your homework?

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just embrace the cute!

Maybe??

definitely you should!!!

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Oh my, you suit well in those clothes.

I finished it!! :D

sounds good, zipping up the tracksuit now

Is this honestly you?!