/balk/ - Balkan Thread

>serbian
>angels

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I forget the thots here are more "explicit" than Macedonia, they make us look like an Islamic country

Also there's a comfy feeling of being surrounded by serbs, I feel safe everywhere

Nyanko Sensei

Good post

>not feeling safe everywhere you set foot
Pussy

>need a pair of new shorts
>go to the city look for a pair of good ones
>"wow these are mediocre, they look cheap"
>on discount
>"nice, i bet they are like 10 euros"
>"82 euros"

what. the. fuck.

Sweden is expensive right

That's why you should buy them at Lidl

two men shaking hands

rferl.org/a/greece-macedonia-sign-agreement-name-despite-protests/29293265.html

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>Being black in Sofia

What I realised from all the fuzz in the past days its that we sadly hate each other :(

stfu

this

based bulgarian gorilla

dame tu cosita ah ah

Fuck you greek :(

Hate is how we actually show our respect here in the balkans. I thought you'd already know that

if that was unprovoked, i'd beat her shit out
need more context to decide, tho

So...Turkey is the most respected nation?

that being said, i respectfuck your mother each night
LMAOOO KID

Turkey is an exception of course.

B T F O
T
F
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VOROIOMAKEDONES! :P

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so that makes us South Makedones?

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I am grik

desu we are all brothers in the balkans, doesn't matter what you name "north" "south" "west"

we need to unite against turks they are sponsoring islamism in the balkans and russians are sponsoring pan slavism

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l m a o

>we need to unite
good joke, made my day

How can i be grik?

how can you hate fellow balkanites, they are doing you no harm.

meanwhile westeners, russians and turks are gangbanging your country.

Changes that should be made in the balkans:
Kosovo and western Fyrom to Albania
Montenegro and rep. Srpska to Serbia
Remainder of Fyrom to Bulgaria
Life would be easier without these fake countries

Im glad that North Macedonia and South Macedonia made an agreement

>Fyrom
They're North Macedonia now

kek

i love my south macedonian bros

Your proxy is still on

ANIME!!!!!!

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Name

she was mumbling some shit about being called a monkey

>north koreadonians

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>the republic of north macedonia, south serbia, east albania and west bulgaria

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no, just north macedonia

soon to be renamed

BIG KOSOVA
I
G

after the population census

meh, i'd still punch her
rules are:
if she's verbal, i'll be verbal too
once she get physical, i'll beat her fat ass up

Me too. I truly think this is a turning point in their history. No longer will they be delusional, compulsive liars, and will finally admit to not being white. BASED South Makedonyali kardeslerim

k

What happens now with Macedonia? Will they join the EU and become Southern Slovenia?

prepare to get sue-raped by the bulgarian helsinki committee

Republic Of North Macedonia Formerly Known As Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia or in short RONMFKAFYROM

k

sheit. the most banter-worthy name was Republika Ilindenska Makedonija (RIM).

they have no authority here so all they can do is to bark

What if the albanians secede? will we have North-East and North-West Macedonia?

Sup, mate. How's life?

they wont

мpaзятe Ивo дa пyкнeш Кocъм ти ce нaпи кaтo мъж aмa кaтo eдин иcтинcки мъж и yмpя c ycмивкa и кaзa иcтинaтa в cъдa и oт caмoтo нaчaлo знaeшe зa Mapти лeкa мy пpъcт a Джapo мaмa мy шибaнa дa пyкнe

Why is she so perfect, bros?

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yt comments?

Why did it matter for the Greeks if Macedonian when they allow North Macedonia? It’s again implying ancient connection. Fyrom won this imo, although carrying north in the name does sound retarded, but its not some never seen precedent. Anyway NATO in July, and Albos got cucked hard in Macedonia, for dual language (which isn’t even official) they backed Zaev who managed to bring Fyrom to NATO, which means all dreams of great Albania die today. Well played

good taste yes

Da bratche, zlatna mina sa

fuck i hope north macedonia hurries and gets into EU faster, it will be so much better for me.

Not gonna happen anytime soon. They will join NATO though.

kazanboi on suicide watch

ate an entire pizza by myself last night

>fantaghiro
>fanta
>gyros
>fanta=limunada
ellada limunada gyros
she is officially greek property

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Family size pizza? I dont get full if i dont eat a whole (regular) one, miss when i was a kid and i could save the other half for breakfast the morning after.

Height: 183 cm
Weight: 75 kg
Dick size: 16.5 cm
Just thought everyone should know

The real issue is over history anyway, the name isnt really that important, most people know that alexander the great was greek

but yeah, adding "north" to macedonia doesnt really change anything, it was a dumb argument anyway, im glad it's over

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Head: LEGO

Not really tbqh. Most people are really dumb. They see the name Macedonia and they think he was from the country of Macedonia. That’s why greeks are upset (and they should be). If i was the greek pm i wouldn’t allow macedonia in the name

Turkey's application for EU membership is the most long-lasting meme, desu

How do you feel about joining NATO?

ill make kosher ice cream and call my brand kike on a stick

Ok

turks btfo by EU since forever

2-3 person standard freezer pizza (but it was a decent quality brand). ~1600 kcal. i also added parmesan cheese and red pepper to it and drank a (mexican) beer.

me 187cm, 97.5kg, 19.05 cm, rate.

Lego heads are cylindrical

call it "The frozen menorah" and add the slogan "a sucking treat for the whole family"

You’re a big guy

ok, change that to "Head: Minecraft" then

one ball of "khazar milkers" flavour please

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The only good thing to have come out of the balkans

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just imagine this.

the year is 2200, after EU expansion Russia has finally suggested peace in return for getting eastern Ukraine and Belarus.

EU approves and they now focus their new found alliance in stopping the anti-coalition menace in the middle east, middle eastern population and extremism has grown 500% since the early 2100s, and it is now up to these 2 based federations to purge.

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who? me or makes in general?

most people here are pro NATO and EU

t. anders"everything under germany is turkish" bögolle

>giving all that Ukranian black soil lebensraum to Russia

what's a good e*ropean country to vacation in that isn't too expensive

hard mode: no bulgaria/slunchev bryag

t. adnan mehmetovic "Ustase were not immoral because Serbs are not people"