Move to japan

21 will be 23 once i have my apprenticeship done
same reason you are there mate, the countryside looks beautiful as fuck and i want to buy land build a house there,
same as above

oh yeah forgot to mention that i am going to get a japnese wife and fill her yellow pussy with my big white cock and have 4 children with her

is that the answer you were looking for?

Let's be realistic here. You're not going to accomplish any of that, having some Australian trade certificate in carpentry. You say you want to teach English with that? Nothing about it qualifies you whatsoever to teach English. Don't be thinking that you can somehow become a carpenter in Japan either. They have lots of idiosyncratic rules, codes, techniques, etc. and even if you knew them, nobody would hire you. Give up.

Ok
Good dream
But I wonder why u don’t want to build a big house in Australia?
Australia have huge empty land so u can build a big house at there in a cheap price

you are a dumb cunt
holiday house mate, fuck you im coming to fuckk all of your women with my big white aussie dick, mmmm japanese pussy feels so good, your women are whores for the white man

Nah you need a bachelor better quit that trade and head to uni for 3 years.

thats whats fucked lad it takes 3 or 4 years to get a cert 3 in carpentry wtf, guess i can just go do uni over in japan with all my money ive saved up once im qualified tho, thatll probs work aye

yeah bra thats my new plan aye get qualified then do uni in japan, by the time i graduate id have some japanese wife anyway so no need to teach english

Your trade qualification has absolutely nothing to do with teaching english. Just because they're both 3 years long, doesn't mean they're equivalent.

You need a uni level degree, end of story. You can do that TEFL course or whatever and that might qualify you for shitty teaching jobs?

are you a mong?
Sven gives it to you straight and you just call him a cunt?

check yourself

thats not sven thats ahkmed/jamal, also he is a dumb cunt because you can have a bachelor in anything it doesnt need to be teaching related

"english teacher" is literally the lowest position in the entire country, even a fucking turnip picket is a more respected occupation. You will be treated like garbage, abused and forced to work unpaid a lot of the time. Japanese society is tailored to benefit those who are Japanese, speak japanese and follow japanese customs. Even if you had a high-tier degree, they would rather have one of the millions of japanese people with the same degree who speak japanese and know how japanese work life functions, than some random foreigner.

the swede is right though, and you type like a fuckwit

I'll be honest mate
don't take this personally

I don't think you're meant for TEFL

stick to building wooden furniture

私はあなたの母のまんこたべたいのです

building houses fuckhead

thats right fuckheads i learnt japanese in school i can speak conversational, i am better than all of you, i can build a house and speak japanese, suck my big aussie cock

anyway losers i just found out i can get a working visa with this, i dont want to be a shit lord english teacher anyway, also that japan is taking in 500,000 skilled labourers in 2025, THE AUSSIES WIN AGAIN, SUCK MY BIG DICK!!!!

Do you legitimately think you're better than us because you studied japanese in high school? Go to the daily jap thread and keep studing until you know a few hundred kanji, then you can """brag""". Why are you being such an obnoxious cunt?

because you all started treating me like shit first

Where do you think you are? You want special weeb treatment? Also if you can't handle some goddamn online banter then you're not gunna like japs finding you distasteful because of your loud arrogance.

i dont watch those kids cartoons please dont call me a weeb, i just like japan because of learning japanese in school etc ive known about it since a young age, and come on lad its just retaliation all you cunts were talking shit not banter

Well your premise was pretty retarded desu, why would a cert 3 in carpentry be equivalent to a uni degree? Anyway good luck getting into japan. Dunno how all that immigration they're planning will work, but I'm sure a lot of japs won't like it. And keep studying japanese, a few hours a week at least.

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yeah well its because it takes 4 years to get the cert 3 lmao

I thought almost Australian go to USA because same Anglo country and lots of jobs.

Not at all. The UK is the #1 destination for australians.

the uk is shit hole

But u need more money to go to UK than USA?

so?

If you're polite and decent, of course we'll welcome you. But if you're not, it's so hard to live here. And also you seem like an asshole so i think you shouldn't come here for yourself.

There will be other ways to legally live and work in Japan.
straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/japan-planning-to-welcome-more-low-skilled-workers
>They will work in five industrial sectors that have been suffering from acute labour shortages - construction, agriculture, nursing, hotel and shipbuilding

Start working on a farm and earn some practical experiences.