/brit/

>driving around town with the so-called gf
>see some ambulances parked with lights flashing
>"looks like there's an accident" she says
>i say "good, hope someone died. hope it hurt"
>she says "what the fuck is wrong with you"

sometimes i forget to switch back to my normie persona after being on the 'chon

Remember this. To win gold he had to break a world record from 2001 by 4kg. His shoulders wanted to pop out of their sockets.

youtube.com/watch?v=u4jNvOwhcr0

grim

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literally impossible
there is guaranteed to be a man out there, somewhere, who is thirsty enough to give virtually anything ago. even downies have kids ffs

never held hands romantically

>even downies have kids ffs
FUCK OFF

really?

>actually using the term "incel"

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>even downies have kids ffs
they're infertile ffs

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hehe I know her irl

Remember when Hirosimoot set up an International/Random board?
Top threads
>/M3S/ apocalypse edition: no rules cuz I have better things to do than actually start this thread (box) R: 262 / I: 55
>ITT we are nice to each other R: 243 / I: 136
>KPOP GENERAL: comfy idols in knitwear edition R: 237 / I: 133

Still think Germany will win the World Cup again

incel was a term long before reddit caught on

Janny's in America
Lo-Teks at the wheel
Nobody needs anyone
They don't even just pretend
Janny's in America

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Janny's in America

Janny wants a plane
Janny wants to suck on a Coke
Janny wants a woman
Janny wants to think of a joke
Janny's in America

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Janny's in America

Janny's in America
Janny looks up at the stars
Janny combs his hair
And Janny wants pussy in cars
Janny's in America
Janny's in America

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans

God is an American
God is an American

I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Yeah, I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Janny's an American
Janny's an American
Janny's an American

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why are the povvo ex-commie nations so good at oly lifting

idiot

I want to perform analingus on Emma Watson and have vaginal sex with her.

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doing a postmogg

I am involuntarily short
I am an inmanlet

Lyric posts are meant to be short and sweat you insufferable turd

WRONG
this one's for the boys (ngubu)

Wtf

what was the worst thing moot ever did?
s4s? bringing back /new/pol/? bringing back Jow Forums?

EVEN DOWN SYNDROME GIRLS CAN TRADE UP TO A BETTER MAN

JFL AT MENS LIVES

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Leaving us.

abc.net.au/news/2016-10-03/down-syndrome-couple-fights-for-right-to-have-children/7843590
there's some info lower in the article, they're not infertile just 'less' fertile
remember reading another article with people who already had kids but not found with a minute googling

how do you know if youre gay?

oh dam

cringe

>VARball to beat Australia

France will get destroyed by the first decent team they play

*holds and gives*

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I'm beginning to feel like a Brap God, Brap God

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theyre not but the government often gives them birth control because they fuck like rabbits and no one wants downies taking over like planet of the apes

People with Downs Syndrome kids are opposing a test that will screen for Downs in-utero with 99.999% accuracy.

They claim it is an attempt at Downs genocide because telling people their kid will be a spastic is more likely to lead to abortions which ultimately wipe people with Downs out forever. And for some reason this is a bad thing to them

Incorrect
we (the boys) were only using 10% of their power against australia

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>cringe
based

the truth is, all women harbour the secret desire to be triple penetrated

*does it at the right time*

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SCREAMING (at the picture)

got lots of feelings and things to day but I don't know how to express them, so I'll leave you with this and bid you good day.
*hands you a crinkled post-it note uponst which I have scrawled the words "poo willy wank!"*
*you look up but I am already gone*

It's a game of two halves.

woke up proper horny

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need to get a girl pregnant

even ur mother?

my m8s wife does. we were at a house party and snuck into toilets doing blow. she just sits on the toilet, pulls my cock out and stared sucking away. she told me he's aware she does this sort of shit.

Mind blowing that there are women who have done triple anal

there's way to many people on this planet
why do people ignore the fact that overpopulation is one of the biggest issues we're facing? people need to stop having more than one child this is fucking ridiculous.

>The average IQ of a young adult with Down syndrome is 50, equivalent to the mental ability of an 8- or 9-year-old child, but this can vary widely.[7]

>The results indicate that the Aborigines had an IQ of around 55.

youre a bad friend

We need open borders with Iceland

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*Is slow or fast*

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not really. they have an arrangement and he's cool with it

that's pretty mad
i've fucked a dudes fiance, and had sex with two other girls in a relationship

make of it what you will

>were only using 10% of their power
youtu.be/nkls2tKfYbo?t=9m10s

Yeah I don't get this obsession with population growth. People talk about the UK having 70 million as if it's a great thing, why is it? This country is already gridlocked most of the time, imagine us with 80, 90 million? Imagine London with 12 million.

alright my pizza's ready who wants to see it

Honestly more mind blowing that there are men who'd participate in triple anal
bit gay innit

just got the 16 y/o gf pregnant

We have freedom of movement with Iceland thanks to the EU

Ermmm intelligence isn't genetic sweetie it's 100% environmental x

Just because the people with the lowest IQs hadn't invented the wheel by the time Europeans invented the steam engine doesn't mean anything

um sweatie it's good for the economy

been meaning to wacth this for ages
is it good?

Go on then

no wonder the virgin suffers, he is unable to read!

call him a cuckold

Ideal life: Beautiful wife 6 days a week and a cheeky feminine boytoy on the side

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virgin

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*gets to the line*

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too late I've already eaten half of it, oh well

why

see how common it is. so many people out there not giving a fuck anymore - both guy and the girl. that's why i'm not rushing into anything serious any time soon

this

dyed blonde desu

calum still banging on about his shit music and his shit festival fucking lol

going to pretty demeaning for him surrounded by good looking topless chads and he's loitering at the back hiding his fat belly with oversized t-shirts.

imagine being a handsome bisexual born into money

Lads... I got a cold sore on my lip... is it herpes?

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Cant fathom having a gf that has had another mans willy inside her how cucked do you have to be LMAO

So shitskins will migrate to Iceland?

posted a selfie in /ita/ but it got deleted

I want to sniff Emma Watson’s thong that she has been wearing two days straight. I want to sniff the part of the thong that has been rubbing against her asshole. I want to lick the yellow cream she has left on the gusset of the thong.

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and that's a good thing
monogamy is the bedrock of international jewry

'

it's hilarious and a bit sad, well worth watching in full
the sperg reminds me VERY much of /brit/

Seen a double anal scene where one of the men ejaculated when both cocks were inside

yes you fucking idiot

Can't fathom having bunions

virgins don't get herpes