Do Americans really have poop knives?

I have a handtool, but I still have a scrub and wash cloth because how else do you wash your body? You aren't cleaning your asshole if you're just spraying it with water.

Do you not clean your ass?

spray some fucking water at it, do you need it to be sparkly clean for your boyfriend you QUEER

a proper scrubbing is required where there is a high density of sweat glands, like the groin, the buttocks, underneath the breasts, and the armpits

>put soap on hand
>apply hand to asshole

Et voilà

>just spray some water on the one part of your body that comes in contact with actual shit
Didn't realize using soap to ensure my entire body was clean is considered gay

>Apparently, because they only have overhead showers nozzles
what the fuck?
it's literally a hose attached to the shower head how difficult is it to have this technology

You just use your hand and soap? Is your arse encrusted with old shit and you have to scrub it off or something?

>yeah I use a cloth to wash my ass
>REEEEEE Amerilards use your fucking hand REEEEEEE
Is this really happening ?

Look at these posters. It's NOT a meme. Americans WILL defend their "wash cloth".

What's worse is that they fucking SHARE this disgusting cloth of theirs among their family members. It's revolting.

>'MUUUUM CAN I HAVE THE SHART CLOTH?'

Why is everyone but italians so uncivilized in the bathroom?

>Europeans literally fist themselves in the shower and think it's strange to not do this
The dark ages are over guys, we have this thing called a washcloth

>washcloth (plural washcloths)
>A small cloth used to wash the face and body.
You wash your face with the same cloth? Why do you even need a cloth to wash your face.

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>it's literally a hose attached to the shower head how difficult is it to have this technology

They simply prefer to be disgusting, using their shitty (literally) cloths. They put the nozzle overhead, and then you're supposed to reach up there with your shitty wash cloth and soak it before you shove it up your ass. Yeah, sure, some of the nastiness will surely drip on your face and torso in the process, but hey... That's the American way.

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I use my hands to clean my face because I don't stick them in my ass like Euros do

No one shares it, idk where you get that from. I'd probably not have one if I had to share a shower though, just a scrub for my body.

Some of us use two cloths, one for the perianal area and one for the face and body

how do you clean the ass cloth

do you boil it periodically?

HOLY SHIT. I always thought that simpsons rag on a stick shit was a joke

I don't get the wash cloth thing, is it used before/instead of water+soap?
The objectively right procedure is:
>toilet paper until the paper is not stained or at least slightly stained in case of nutella poop
>use the bidet or the toilet shower with water and soap, you can use your hands now because the toilet paper removed almost everything already
>use the cloth/towel to dry the (now clean) ass, it's just water at this point so you can even share it with family if you are poor
>if you're still gay about touching your anus with your hands, wash your hands in the sink again
Everything else is for subhuman uncivilized monkeys

This is the optimal choice.
You wash your asshole with water first to get rid of most of the shit, then you use the rag. Wash it with body soap afterwards, if it looks bad enough even then, throw it in the washing machine?

Googled German shower. Oh look, what is that thing on the bottom right

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I just hang on a little hook in the shower until it's time to do laundry, not to worry it's thoroughly rinsed. On a side not my daughter used to wash without a washcloth and the pungent smell of BO followed her right out of the bathroom after she bathed. The use of a washcloth has been strictly enforced with her because the rest of us don’t like gagging on the way to work and school every morning because of the odor.

that's for wiping off the shower head you retarded fuck

Pics of your daughter? Can you describe in detail her smell?

Why not just have a shower?

Wow, now I've learned that some cultures have so dirty assholes that they need dedicated asscloths to clean themselves.

Whenever I need to defecate, I make sure my asshole doesn't have poop particles in it afterwards. As long as the toiletpaper gets brown stains, I continue wiping.
You don't need a fucking cloth to wash your ass. Just use hand and soap, there isn't any residue that would come out anyways.

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Gross
Never going to shake hands with a finn ever again

Oh, so you don't wash your ass at all?

who here /flushablewipe/?
The perfect synthesis between the bidet and toilet paper

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Not with my hand I dont't sir

That's not what they're for

>be american
>use asscloth

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W-why shouldn't wipes be flushable

>anus
>hard to reach place
Fucking fatmericans.

It's in every italian house too what are you on

I guess they won't clog your toilet or your house but have been known to wreck havoc at sewage treatment plants

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Does nobody use wet wipes after defecating wtf??

no, what are YOU on
a sponge I can understand, but a cloth? come the fuck on

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I heard turks have a small watering can next to their toilet to wash their filthy assholes

>this thread

lel

Me, they changed my life ngl
Normal baby wipes are not flushable

What the actual fuck?

I repair washing machines and this is the norm here Ciro

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A what?

beta

>being this retarded

that's for drying up your ass AFTER you have washed it

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>tfw you mistook the asscloth for the poopscissorscloth and now you have cholera

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Obviously

what the fuck is that sink?
is that a toilet?

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Master race

Isn't it normal to have a facecloth in the shower to wash your body with? I just use my hands because I'm lazy but I thought that washing yourself with a cloth was the norm. Surely it's going to be better at scrubbing your body clean than just using your hands?

>Wash it with body soap afterwards
You realise soap isn't a disinfectant, right?

Yeah some do, bidet nozzle. I don't use it. It's not next to the toilet though.

How do you know that's an american?
Do you you search the internet all day to post stupid shit here?
This board is literally over

I can't grasp how it's possible for so many Americans to reach the stage of obesity, I'm well aware that there are people who aren't blessed in terms of their metabolism but I eat plenty unhealthy foods and still manage to control my weight

You use your boyfriend's dick, then?

I've never managed to clog a house with wet toilet paper. And there are sewage charges. I think sewage companies fresh clean water that cleans their sewers and still collect the fees for waste water.

>ITT we find out that americans LITERALLY wash themselves with a rag on a stick

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tfw bidet

I guess Iran and Italy have really common bathroom practices. However, a wash cloth is usually used to hold onto the soap so you can get it across your body easier. Now the cloth is lathered up, you wash your face, then neck and behind the ears, and then the ass and dicke. Very simple

>How do you know that's an american?
>Do you you search the internet all day to post stupid shit here?
>This board is literally over

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>dunked in rainwater which they illegally collected

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i use the same towel for my face ass and entire body
there is literally nothing wrong with it

ebin

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No idea how people don't understand this. Not using a facewasher means that you churn through soap since you're constantly reapplying it to your hand, and it's impossible to properly scrub with just your hand. Now I understand why Europeans are known for smelling bad.

You know they make a plethora of bath mitts, some even have little soap pockets

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>rub your penis
>then rub your face
>rag touches your mouth
>after it touched your penis
>tfw you indirectly gave a blowjob to yourself
Is this some kind of a Nordic cuckery?

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I'm confused. Do ya'll really think we just go from the toilet to the shower without cleaning our butts first, Also do y'all think we dig in our ass with our washcloth? Because I just took my morning shower and my "washcloth" came nowhere near my butthole

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Because even if it doesn't cause a blockage on your end, it inevitably causes problems further down the system. The "flushable" wipes in the Burger's picture most likely shouldn't actually be flushed down the toilet, like many other supposedly "flushable" items.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41238272
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

You use the hose and a soap, not a cloth.
Most bath hoses nowadays have adjustable pressure and even have the option to pinpoint the direction of water, that is if you want to be that clean.
Cloth probably in the long term due to its harshness damages the tissue, not to mention that it maybe dirty and full of microbes negating the job you wanted from it to do.

>turkish mental gymnastics

>didn't wash his ass

I thought Turkey was banned from the internet

>asscloths
>assmitts

what next? colonsticks to clean your rectum? lmao

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.>Being this retarded
No i used the cloth to make a lather and the shower head to rinse. You on the otherhand probally fisted yourself last time you took a showered, didn't you...

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a bidet i assume

>he washes his ass with his bare hand
That's fucking disgusting, what else are you going to use if not a designated towelette? Of course, in tandem with a bidet

Do you bleach or boil your shitrag after each usage? If not, that's far more unhygienic and disgusting.

SHIT ON MITT

you use one of those garden hoses in your toilet

Rinse it with water and then wash it in the washing machine

>not honoring his ancestors by rubbing your hand in your WASHED CLEAN ASSHOLE
*spit*

kek

I use a rag to wash my arse in the shower I never thought I'd agree with Americans on here but it's the best way

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>being so afraid of your own body that you refuse to touch your ass
Just wash your hands thoroughly afterwards, geez

>put shit rag in washing machine, along with towels you dry the rest of your body with