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>be american
>get shot
Be american
Jayden Lee
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Liam White
Again
Bentley Cruz
kek
Ethan Cruz
But guns are banned in New Jersey
Blake Murphy
why are murricans so retarded?
Asher Hall
I have a good idea. Ban possessing guns other than 1-meter or more single shot rifle, and anyone can't hide carrying guns.
Brody Morgan
I have a better idea. Give everybody guns. That should solve gun violence once and for all
Leo Roberts
This. It's clearly fake news.
Wyatt Rogers
Banning guns isn't going to unfuck America's gun culture.
Blake Sanchez
ahahhaha
Ethan Cooper
I have a theory, average Americans are really assholes irl not only in Jow Forums. This is why mass shottings are common
Jaxson Myers
Well, obviously
Hunter Campbell
Based freedom
Cameron Gray
Weiße people
Thomas Murphy
Why are there no Americans itt?
Gavin Rivera
Why do yuropeens care about this?
Anthony Myers
Kevin Richardson
Nope. It’s strictly the number of guns
mobile.nytimes.com
>Rather, they found, in data that has since been repeatedly confirmed, that American crime is simply more lethal. A New Yorker is just as likely to be robbed as a Londoner, for instance, but the New Yorker is 54 times more likely to be killed in the process.
Nolan Brown
Why this thing on them
Julian Ross
What festival?
Nathan Reyes
Dubs will decide where Americans will get shot next time
Cooper Murphy
in america
Luis Smith
LMAO what a garbage country.
Daniel Ward
in the parking lot of a Macy's
Elijah Anderson
There are no customs between NJ and other parts of the nation
Connor Stewart
in the head
John Sanchez
in the balls
Charles Bennett
Only 20 people? Why do they even bother to report this?
Wyatt Brooks
walmart
Jackson Clark
nobody cares, it was a nigger gathering and they were arguing over shoes or some stupid shit, as niggers are wont to do
now go back on reddit and search for other things about the US to obsess over
Adam Parker
YEAH
Ethan Campbell
>the old "this time it's actually ok! because I hate black people" excuse
Don't you have diabetes medication to be taking, boomer?
Isaiah Thompson
Americans are becoming more vapid and more obtuse with every day
If we didn't have guns we'd figure out another way to completely fuck things up
Zachary Jenkins
Fine, deal. Governments can't possess anything else either.
Samuel Hughes
American niggers are just more violent than bongistans.
Kevin Bell
Best Buy
Oliver Brown
You know what's crazy this is like just a minor headline today. It will be completely off news radar tomorrow. That's how true the >get shot shit really is. This would be a huge deal in every other civilized country.
Easton Clark
Euros generally share a view they should treat their most vulnerable with dignity because that might be them one day
Here, the poor and vulnerable don't exist and if you end up there it's your fault, you're fucked forever. Should have made the right choice and been rich instead.
Levi Ward
In one of those McDonalds that are connected to a Wal-Mart.
James Brown
mcdonalds
Oliver Martin
in the belly
Jackson Lee
At Trump's tower
Michael Green
McDonalds
Brody Bailey
Burger King
Alexander Harris
wh*Te house
Juan Powell
In the ass.
Juan Watson
pentagon
Hunter Murphy
The Late Showt w/ Stephen Colbert sound stage.
Brandon Martin
In school for the disabled
Jordan Rivera
World Cup
Daniel Diaz
July 4th a mass shooting will occur
Henry Turner
In Switzerland
Liam Bell
synagogue
Aaron Murphy
gun show
Gavin Clark
Americans will never get shot anymore, everything will be alright
Jacob Martinez
Fort Meade
Daniel Torres
Langley
William Peterson
in the woods
Angel Murphy
Oh shit.
OH SHIT!
GLOW IN THE DARK NIGGERS GLOWING HARDER THAN EVER
Henry Bailey
Connor Perry
brits getting all the digits lately
Henry Lewis
Hmmmmm
Jackson Baker
Jayden Cooper
>be me
>go to New Jersey for work for one week
>pay $6.00 highway toll plus tip to get to work
>shit I missed my exit
>left turns are illegal in New Jersey, have to get off and go around
>pay the state another $6.00 plus tip for the privilege of driving on their roads
>hit a 5 foot pothole and get my car's shocks blown out
>swerve off the road and hit a tree
>a New Jersey state trooper (who are posted every half mile along the roads in Jersey) sees the accident and rushes over to me
>I think he's going to help me out of the wreck, but he adjusts his Sam Browne belt and pulls out his ticket book
>"Heil Christie! It looks like you don't have a permit to remove this tree you knocked down. Here is your $1,500 fine for destruction of wildlife"
>he places it on my windshield, clicks his jackboots and drives off
>I'm still stuck in the car
>after some time I hear shitty hip-hop from down the road
>a '93 Cutlass pulls up and a group of melanin enriched individuals gets out
>oh thank god can you guys help me out here, I'm stuck in the c-
>one of them pulls a gun and points it in my face
>"Ayo this jawn deadass buggin right now!"
>wtf I thought guns were banned in New Jersey
>also I can't understand a word they're saying
>"Yerrrrrr, B. These shits gonn pop, on moms."
>they take the rims off my car and drive off, leaving me stuck inside
>finally I can wiggle my body loose, and get myself free
>as I step into the grass, a tick jumps on me and bites me
>I get Lyme disease and collapse on the side of the road
>by chance, I get picked up by an ambulance on dumped body patrol
>when they realize I'm still alive, they turn me in to the State Troopers, who arrest and fine me for misuse of public resources
>get raped to death in a Trenton jail
New Jersey.
Austin Long
>be american
>be about to die from easily curable disease
>no healthcare, can't afford life saving injection
>Spend last moments of your life bragging on Jow Forums you didn't get shot today
Brayden Campbell
Yes, I certainly went to Jow Forums to read a novel